Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

sibby · 09-02-2015 12:30AM

I must be going through a mid life crisis because I dyed my hair recently????? Oh F**k off!

corkchick88 · 09-02-2015 12:42AM

loud eaters.... grrrr

Charlie19 · 09-02-2015 12:43AM

Footpath wan*ers.

Basically people who park their cars on the footpaths, causing pedestrians onto the road to get by. There is no major problem for me due to these idiots but for someone with a disability or even just someone wheeling a pram, I'd imagine it could be very frustrating.

One eyed Jack · 09-02-2015 12:43AM

sibby wrote: »

I must be going through a mid life crisis because I dyed my hair recently????? Oh F**k off!

This, and the whole "male menopause" nonsense. The first paragraph and all says -

Andropause also known as male menopause, it is the result of a gradual drop in testosterone which is an androgen. The condition "andropause" is currently not recognized by the World Health Organization. When andropause occurs, it is considered to be a deficiency state in which the hormone testosterone goes below the normal range for an aging male.

Fcuking armchair psychologists and amateur psychiatrists that haven't a bulls notion what they're talking about! :rolleyes:

jimgoose · 09-02-2015 12:55AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

People who defend the actions of parents smacking kids. I don't particularly like kids, and I absolutely detest naughty kids, but hate the thoughts of a grown adult striking a small child. There's so many more effective ways to teach kids right from wrong. It bugs me how many people seem to think its ok.

Agreed. If anyone wants to know what it's like to have the sh1t beaten out of you by someone three times your weight and five times more intelligent, I'm available for weddings and Bar-Mitzvahs.

jimgoose · 09-02-2015 12:57AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I dreamt I was in school doing my leaving cert and that jimgoose and eisy were in my class. Then when I went to some boys house, for a house party, there was a swimming pool out the back that was filthy, and jimgoose was dismembered in it, turned black and all. Very strange.

How do you know it was me? Was I climbing out of it while making the "servomotor" sound? I'll be back!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 09-02-2015 01:00AM

jimgoose wrote: »

How do you know it was me? Was I climbing out of it while making the "servomotor" sound? I'll be back!

Because your name was jimgoose and your wife was ok about the situation because she got your fancy car. Eisy was the only one that was sad.

I was sad too but I pretended I didn't know you because I didn't want people to know I was on boards!

jimgoose · 09-02-2015 01:02AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Because your name was jimgoose and your wife was ok about the situation because she got your fancy car. Eisy was the only one that was sad. I was sad too but I pretended I didn't know you because I didn't want people to know I was on boards!

You so fcukan kerrr-azy!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 09-02-2015 01:47AM

TA I don't feel myself. My ear hurts really bad and my eyes look like I did 10 rounds with Tyson. TA I always get sick when I'm too busy. TA more money for Dr. TA at being a hypocondriac.

http://tinypic.com/r/2qjj1a0/8

jimgoose · 09-02-2015 01:53AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

TA I don't feel myself...

You don't look so well, kid. You might be run-down. Eat and rest better, and consult your GP. You might need a tonic or vitamin supplements, or such.

deise08 · 09-02-2015 01:58AM

When a thread is throttling away and then you post........and it DIES!

jimgoose · 09-02-2015 02:09AM

One eyed Jack wrote: »

...
Fcuking armchair psychologists and amateur psychiatrists that haven't a bulls notion what they're talking about! :rolleyes:

This. Nowadays there's a Syndrome or a Condition or a Trauma to excuse every sort of laziness/failing/thickness. I might write a book about it, and make millions. I shall call it "Empathy - While You're Doing That, I'll Be Over Here Going Through Your Stuff!"

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 09-02-2015 09:10AM

Underwear that give you wedgies :mad:

whiskeyman · 09-02-2015 09:31AM

Air con goes too hot.
Air con goes too cold.
Air con goes too hot.
Air con goes too cold.

Repeat ad finem..

KatW4 · 09-02-2015 09:37AM

Being late to work, especially when it isn't your fault!

iDave · 09-02-2015 09:38AM

Dogs and their owners

MsBubbles · 09-02-2015 09:38AM

TA at this thread. I'm a respectable (yeah right) married woman and instead of typing Bobby I typed booby

whiskeyman · 09-02-2015 09:39AM

MsBubbles wrote: »

TA at this thread. I'm a respectable (yeah right) married woman and instead of typing Bobby I typed booby

You've got 'TTTAY' on your mind!

Aglomerado · 09-02-2015 09:45AM

Forgot my phone AND mp3 player AGAIN. :mad:

I have access to youtube which I can have on in the background, but the headphones I keep at work are shyte, with only one earpiece working.

It's going to be a long day. :mad:
I was right... and today had to be the day all the loud people were in and my colleague decided to eat yoghurt at the desk... much hollow pot scraping.... ARGH!

Misophonia is a terrible, terrible condition.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 09-02-2015 09:47AM

The stupid luas being like the Bangladeshi express, people bet onto it. It would be worth getting up earlier to walk instead of having to take it :mad:

Frigga_92 · 09-02-2015 10:10AM

whiskeyman wrote: »

You've got 'TTTAY' on your mind!

When I see this I always think of TITTIES!!! which is a word I never use.

MsBubbles · 09-02-2015 10:12AM

Me too 26sDC

Frigga_92 · 09-02-2015 10:18AM

Kanye West.
There are no words.

MsBubbles · 09-02-2015 10:20AM

What's young West done now ? Everyone in the parish says he's still not over the loss of the Mammy.

Frigga_92 · 09-02-2015 10:25AM

MsBubbles wrote: »

What's young West done now ? Everyone in the parish says he's still not over the loss of the Mammy.

Beck won album of the year at the Grammys and Knacker West attempted to go up on stage but then thought better of it (similar to what he did to Taylor Swift a few years ago). Prince presented him with the award which in itself is pretty awesome and then Knacker West walked up on stage and then walked off again. You could see Beck was pretty embarrassed.

Great to see fellow artists like Beyonce, Jay Z, John Legend (none of whom I like but they are singers) laughing at this :rolleyes: You would expect there to be some mutual respect between artists.

I mean, you can't think too badly of Kim Kardashian for laughing, she wouldn't know talent if it smacked her on that big injected arse of hers that she's so fond of showing to the world.

LynnGrace · 09-02-2015 10:36AM

73Cat wrote: »

I saw a cushion in Tesco that actually said "You is proper fit " on it.

:pac:
FFS.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 09-02-2015 10:42AM

When you have money and you go shopping and can't find ANYTHING, and when you're hanging for pay day then you have a quick race around the shops and find so many things to buy

Also, matching underwear. When you can get the knickers/suspenders in your size but not the matching bra. Major hate

Boom_Bap · 09-02-2015 10:42AM

I done a sponsored cycleathon thing yesterday.
My fooking arse is in bits today. There are other little muscles in my legs that are in agony as they were awoken yesterday as well.
I'm walking like I came into work on a horse.

MsBubbles · 09-02-2015 10:47AM

Fair play to you boom. will someone who cares about young West admit him to a psych hospital for the treatment he so desperately needs ?

BoardsMember · 09-02-2015 11:01AM

Irish sports interviewees starting all their sentences with "Look..." It's very prevalent in NZ & Aussie use of the English language to start their sentences with "look...", but it's creeping in here and it is a trivial thing that annoys me.

As does leaving presses/drawers open, or lids off things even on toothpaste that have the list stuck on, or lids just resting on jars so when you pick up the jar by the lid the jar smashes on the ground.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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