Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

eisenberg1 · 03-02-2015 08:53PM

Colser wrote: »

Years and years and YEARS ago when I first met my OH he used to compare his ahem lets say feelings for me with his feeling towards an XR3i (young people ignore this)..Think I was short changed big time,Lexie Im well jel

I remember them, fine rear If memory serves me well:D

selous · 03-02-2015 08:58PM

An XR3i, ahh bless, (I had an XR8 when I was overseas),
But the XR3i, everyone wanted one of them, maybe that's what he meant.......eh??

Colser · 03-02-2015 09:14PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

I remember them, fine rear If memory serves me well:D

Nothing wrong with your memory eisenberg:D

danrua01 · 03-02-2015 09:16PM

An XR3, what's that, a primitive iPhone??

selous · 03-02-2015 09:21PM

Oh oh, they were out about the time cell phones came out, but you had to but the battery for the phone in the boot of the XR3.

Colser · 03-02-2015 09:22PM

danrua01 wrote: »

An XR3, what's that, a primitive iPhone??

Whaa,the cheek of ya!!:D It was a sought after,attractive,popular model in its day,a babe catcher of a calibre that those snapchat gadgets will never achieve

Colser · 03-02-2015 09:28PM

selous wrote: »

Oh oh, they were out about the time cell phones came out, but you had to but the battery for the phone in the boot of the XR3.

Oh the memories:DPhones the size of blocks in the back pocket of yer 501s..and the CB radios so we could communicate between cars .TAed now because all this is making me feel very old..change the subject someone.

selous · 03-02-2015 10:16PM

Right how's this for change of subject.
Someone with that cold, blowing their nose in front of you, and somehow smearing the blood filled snot around their chin...... My stomach heaved so much I nearly drowned him in pu*e. Ugh, my hair's standing on end thinking about it again.

Rosie Rant · 03-02-2015 10:21PM

Two more trivial annoyances :

1. Eavesdroppers (or nosy fcuckers) It seems I can't have a conversation in public anymore without someone close by tilting their head or turning to stare, hanging on every word. I'm really quiet, so I'm not simply being overheard. People just rudely listen in.Whether I'm queuing somewhere with the OH or sitting in a cafe chatting with a friend, I just can't escape these nosy parkers. And their heads are bobbing around the place listening to all the other conversations as well.

2. I am craving cigarettes. The above could just be craving irritability induced paranoia. I just can't stop thinking about smoking. It is everywhere, on tv, in books I read, on the street. Temptation is everywhere! I haven't had a single cigarette since Christmas Day. I don't want to stink and I like being able to breathe when I exercise. It's just every person who smokes is like yer man out of Father Ted for me right now. "Aaah. Lovely fags..." Aargh!!

03-02-2015 10:32PM

partner tells me Bruce Springsteen is coming and he'd like to get us tickets.

Ok, I like a Springsteen concert as much as the next gal, but Hello!!!! AC/DC are coming ffs , how about tickets for them???

tomwaterford · 03-02-2015 10:35PM

Jake1 wrote: »

partner tells me Bruce Springsteen is coming and he'd like to get us tickets.

Ok, I like a Springsteen concert as much as the next gal, but Hello!!!! AC/DC are coming ffs , how about tickets for them???

I think they sold out after an hour

though I was surprised to hear they were still alive

jimgoose · 04-02-2015 12:25AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I googled! I don't see the comparrison, Chungfellit. Except we are both old and pretty.

Ohphphuphuxache, ye haven't a clue between ye. A Lamborghini is a pernickety, brittle, horrifically expensive, unpredictable, impossible piece of bastardtude. It is also the most jaw-droppingly gorgeous, Valkerie-screaming, worshIpped creature in the Universe.

jimgoose · 04-02-2015 12:27AM

tomwaterford wrote: »

I think they sold out after an hour

though I was surprised to hear they were still alive

Turn this up to 11:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 04-02-2015 12:29AM

jimgoose wrote: »

Ohphphuphuxache, ye haven't a clue between ye. A Lamborghini is a pernickety, brittle, horrifically expensive, unpredictable, impossible piece of bastardtude.

I'm wake. I know you're describing a car but that describes me down to a a T. Serious lol

jimgoose · 04-02-2015 12:34AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'm wake. I know you're describing a car but that describes me down to a a T. Serious lol

Yes, I partly guessed. Call it Male Intuition!

Do you sound like this, by any chance:

Pumpkinseeds · 04-02-2015 09:37AM

I've got to collect my Dad from hospital this morning. TA is that I'm hanging around at home waiting for a phone call to tell me when I can collect him. Huff, it could be a long day. I hate waiting.

danrua01 · 04-02-2015 09:46AM

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

I've got to collect my Dad from hospital this morning. TA is that I'm hanging around at home waiting for a phone call to tell me when I can collect him. Huff, it could be a long day. I hate waiting.

This is when an XBox and Skyrim comes in handy.

MsBubbles · 04-02-2015 09:47AM

jimgoose wrote: »

Yes, I partly guessed. Call it Male Intuition!

Do you sound like this, by any chance:

That's what I sound like first thing in the morning.
I used cunnox the other day and Mr Bubbles thought it was great

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 04-02-2015 10:04AM

The low early morning sun that makes every window in the house look filthy. Nothing for it but to get out there and wash them.

OldNotWIse · 04-02-2015 10:24AM

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

The low early morning sun that makes every window in the house look filthy. Nothing for it but to get out there and wash them.

Or get up later :P

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 04-02-2015 10:32AM

The puppy has figured out how to push open the shower door while I'm in the shower. Little brat. Big massive shovels for paws, leaping against the glass. No more peaceful showers, as he freaks out if he's locked out of a room. He comes everywhere with me.

OldNotWIse · 04-02-2015 10:37AM

"There's history in the baking" - F.uck off.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 04-02-2015 10:39AM

Also.

I have a crazy, irrational dislike for baby on board signs. Even more rage for those "Abbie on board." Etc ones.
I'm friends on facebook with an illiterate idiot I was in primary school with, who has an IQ that's 3 degrees below whale sh.it

Last night she posted up this rambling barely literate status about how important those baby on board signs are as they alert emergency services that there's a baby in the car in case of an accident.

Obviously I had to be a dickhead. I asked her what if the child wasn't in the car at the time of an accident, and still had the sign displayed surely that should be a criminal offence, wasting time and effort looking for a child that wasn't even there.

She called me a baby hater. Can you believe it? She was also posting **** about Finnish babies sleeping in a box that the government sent out to them with a mattress and clothes for each baby that was born, and how ireland should do the same. I couldn't even hold my tongue on that one.

So now apparently I'm a baby hater.

Menas · 04-02-2015 10:50AM

Those Baby on board signs are ridiculous.

Can you imagine the emergency services NOT checking a car fully to make sure they had rescued all passengers?
"No boss, we did not see the kid - did not bother looking in the back seat as there was no BOB sign".

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 04-02-2015 10:51AM

You are absolutely correct Lexie. The baby on board was designed to alert emergency services and shouldn't be displayed when baby is not on board. That does my head in too.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 04-02-2015 10:52AM

It's just a way for pain in the arse parents to send a mass message to the population informing them they have a crotch goblin

Zombienosh · 04-02-2015 10:52AM

even better "Princess on board"

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 04-02-2015 10:53AM

Trigger Happy wrote: »

Those Baby on board signs are ridiculous.

Can you imagine the emergency services NOT checking a car fully to make sure they had rescued all passengers?
"No boss, we did not see the kid - did not bother looking in the back seat as there was no BOB sign".

They came about after that very scenario occurred a couple of times in one year.

MsBubbles · 04-02-2015 10:53AM

The sign that really pees me off is Babe on Board, usually driven by a worse looking version of the Ugly Sisters in Cinderella

jimgoose · 04-02-2015 11:02AM

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

They came about after that very scenario occurred a couple of times in one year.

Utter nonsense. Urban myth. Those signs are pure Hallmark, pandering-to-vanity rubbish! :pac:

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/parental/babysign.asp

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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