Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 03-02-2015 05:20PM

I blame the mammies!

eisenberg1 · 03-02-2015 05:21PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I think we have the same brother. I don't even want to start typing the things that are wrong with mine because I'd be here all day. Suffice to say he's a selfish, self-absorbed, emotionally crippled cúnt of a yoke who only cares about his car, his 3 in 1 and is singularly responsible for keeping the Thai prostitution market going. If anything happened to my Dad I'd insist on him moving out because he's the type of chauvanistic príckface who'd bully my mother into a corner for the rest of her days. Stupid, no good waste of space with the intellect of a garden pea and the comprehension skills of a knat on speed.

I think I said too much already....

Sooooo, you aint too fond of him, I take it.:D

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-02-2015 05:24PM

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

I blame the mammies!

And the daddies. And the sister! My mom died when he was only 16, and both me and my dad spoilt him rotten cause he took it really bad, he went completely off the rails. He's 25, and I'm still buying his boxers for him ffs.

The Diabolical Monocle · 03-02-2015 05:44PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

And the daddies. And the sister! My mom died when he was only 16, and both me and my dad spoilt him rotten cause he took it really bad, he went completely off the rails. He's 25, and I'm still buying his boxers for him ffs.

god, some people.

Im glad my mammy wasn't still buying me my undies at 25 .....

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 03-02-2015 05:47PM

A bit of tough love is needed. Withdraw the life support gradually.

OldNotWIse · 03-02-2015 05:51PM

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

I blame the mammies!

You wouldn't believe how accurate that is! Although I believe he has an innate shítheadedness, my mother certainly nourished it instead of knocking it on the head. He gets away with murder.

fussyonion · 03-02-2015 06:12PM

Shops discontinuing certain products.

My other half loves pork scratchings and our local Dealz always had them. Then about five months ago, they stopped selling them.
He asked the manager if he was ordering anymore, to which the manager said he'd get some in the folllowing week.

Sure enough, there were more on sale the next week. But when they went, there was no sign of anymore.
Save for us constantly asking for them, they're obviously not going to keep them on a permanent order.

Tesco did this too, with their Mild Chilli Rice Cakes and Homepride sauces. And their frozen chips in the blue bag.

Things I loved and can't replace 'cos nothing's the same!

LynnGrace · 03-02-2015 06:22PM

Colser wrote: »

When you are on the phone in work and the person sitting near you continually blows their nose..not even a long continuous blow but one where they keep squeezing and releasing their nose..FFS I thought I would swing out of her :mad:

No court in the land would convict you if you did! Ugh!

OldNotWIse · 03-02-2015 06:24PM

This:

http://www.rte.ie/news/2015/0203/677588-alcohol/

Do they think we are all morons? This is not going to stop binge drinking. Just another f.ucking nanny state move. A smokescreen to hide the fact that they just want to charge us more and line the pockets of their publican friends. Screw this f.ucking pack of idiots ruining running our country.

jimgoose · 03-02-2015 07:23PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

And the daddies. And the sister! My mom died when he was only 16, and both me and my dad spoilt him rotten cause he took it really bad, he went completely off the rails. He's 25, and I'm still buying his boxers for him ffs.

He probably has a funny, "Man" way of demonstrating how much he loves you.

jimgoose · 03-02-2015 07:36PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

This:

http://www.rte.ie/news/2015/0203/677588-alcohol/

Do they think we are all morons? This is not going to stop binge drinking. Just another f.ucking nanny state move. A smokescreen to hide the fact that they just want to charge us more and line the pockets of their publican friends. Screw this f.ucking pack of idiots ruining running our country.

I think supermarkets should be banned completely from selling alcohol, the legal age raised to 23 and passports or full driver's licenses required before you get inside the door of a pub or off-license.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-02-2015 07:37PM

jimgoose wrote: »

He probably has a funny, "Man" way of demonstrating how much he loves you.

Yeah i think so Jim! I give people I love black eyes too, just so they'll know I love them. :pac:

TA I had to wear jeggings and boots today because I didn't wash my uniforms over the weekend, then walking to the luas they kept falling down so I was walking like a simpleton trying to hold them up. Why don't places make clothes that fit properly

jimgoose · 03-02-2015 07:41PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Yeah i think so Jim! I give people I love black eyes too, just so they'll know I love them. :pac:

TA I had to wear jeggings and boots today because I didn't wash my uniforms over the weekend, then walking to the luas they kept falling down so I was walking like a simpleton trying to hold them up. Why don't places make clothes that fit properly

Get a bigger car. Then you can wear a bin-bag and, repeat after me, "I'm the bawss-maun I aum!!"

Colser · 03-02-2015 07:43PM

When you wake up in good form(very unusual for me:)),look out the window at a lovely snow scene ,realise that there no ice on the roads and arrive into work in relative good form (even though Tuesday is normally my worse day) only for the whole day to go downhill rapidly..I have met and dealt with one idiot after another today,honestly there must be a full moon due or something.What the hell is wrong with people today!!!
Also car sales men,they torment you with calls when you show any interest in a car but as soon as you buy it they loose the ability to make a call.Someone is going to get it from me soon if they dont start to cop the fck on. Dont tell me its me at fault or I will fall apart altogether:D

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-02-2015 07:43PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Get a bigger car. Then you can wear a bin-bag and, repeat after me, "I'm the bawss-maun I aum!!"

Jim find me a butler

bonzodog2 · 03-02-2015 07:47PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

The stupid Bus Eireann driver who I let out in front of me this morning, who need to take up both lanes grr.
I also forgot my lunch today I'm having a cunnox of a day.

I see Jim's word is catching on !

Colser · 03-02-2015 07:48PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Yeah i think so Jim! I give people I love black eyes too, just so they'll know I love them. :pac:

TA I had to wear jeggings and boots today because I didn't wash my uniforms over the weekend, then walking to the luas they kept falling down so I was walking like a simpleton trying to hold them up. Why don't places make clothes that fit properly

Try the Riverisland ones Lexie,few euro more but well worth it imo..nothing worse than a saggy waistband and hanging crotch in jeggings..:)

castletownman · 03-02-2015 07:50PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

This:

http://www.rte.ie/news/2015/0203/677588-alcohol/

Do they think we are all morons? This is not going to stop binge drinking. Just another f.ucking nanny state move. A smokescreen to hide the fact that they just want to charge us more and line the pockets of their publican friends. Screw this f.ucking pack of idiots ruining running our country.

I'd nearly support the bill if it means Guinness stops airing their recent over-sentimental ads that I mentioned as a TA earlier today

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-02-2015 07:51PM

Colser wrote: »

Try the Riverisland ones Lexie,few euro more but well worth it imo..nothing worse than a saggy waistband and hanging crotch in jeggings..:)

I'm just awkward, if they fit my fat hips and ass they'll be too big at waist

jimgoose · 03-02-2015 07:52PM

Colser wrote: »

...Also car sales men,they torment you with calls when you show any interest in a car but as soon as you buy it they loose the ability to make a call.Someone is going to get it from me soon if they dont start to cop the fck on. Dont tell me its me at fault or I will fall apart altogether:D

I love car salesdroids, they're my favourite food after those Indian people who want to repair my electrical computing-device!

jimgoose · 03-02-2015 07:54PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Jim find me a butler

Ma'am??

Spanish Eyes · 03-02-2015 07:55PM

TA....Tuesdays at work.

The weekend is long gone, and the next weekend is too far away.

Neither the middle nor the start of the week. Long feckin day always.

jimgoose · 03-02-2015 08:01PM

bonzodog2 wrote: »

I see Jim's word is catching on !

So it should, yer pommie bawrstawrd!

jimgoose · 03-02-2015 08:12PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'm just awkward, if they fit my fat hips and ass they'll be too big at waist

Oh for fcuk sake, your like the girl equivalent of a Lamborghini Miura Jota. Talk about impossible!

:):)

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-02-2015 08:14PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Oh for fcuk sake, your like the girl equivalent of a Lamborghini Miura Jota. Talk about impossible! :):)

I googled! I don't see the comparrison, Chungfellit. Except we are both old and pretty.

7ofBrian · 03-02-2015 08:16PM

When radio Dj s do that stupid talking thing Over the intro to songs!
I'd much rather hear the intro than their stupid voice!

The Diabolical Monocle · 03-02-2015 08:19PM

flapjacks that aren't proper flapjacks - just sweet goo in a wrapper marked flapjack, taking the rightful place of the real flapjacks.

Others feel the same - the proof is all the good flapjacks sell out and the brand that shall go unnamed for mod purposes (clue: Ferris Bueller) remains fully stocked for months yet the dumbass retailer insists on restocking them and taking up space that could hold my proper chewy oaty flapjacks.

same with yazoo, tastes of chalk, impostor faux-chocolate-milk takes up the rightful spot of my mooju or breaktime.
usurper of retail space, full of false promises, the spam email of the chocolate milk range, the herpes of the milk based beverage world.

(mentioned this before in 'trivial things' yet somehow the issue still remains unresolved)

curioser · 03-02-2015 08:20PM

Colser wrote: »

When you wake up in good form(very unusual for me:)),look out the window at a lovely snow scene ,realise that there no ice on the roads and arrive into work in relative good form (even though Tuesday is normally my worse day) only for the whole day to go downhill rapidly..I have met and dealt with one idiot after another today,honestly there must be a full moon due or something.What the hell is wrong with people today!!!
Also car sales men,they torment you with calls when you show any interest in a car but as soon as you buy it they loose the ability to make a call.Someone is going to get it from me soon if they dont start to cop the fck on. Dont tell me its me at fault or I will fall apart altogether:D

It looks fairly full at the minute.

selous · 03-02-2015 08:22PM

It's a classy chassis Lexi, the Lambo, so if someone is comparing, take it and run, woohoo..
I prefer the Lambo to Ferrari any day

Colser · 03-02-2015 08:38PM

selous wrote: »

It's a classy chassis Lexi, the Lambo, so if someone is comparing, take it and run, woohoo..
I prefer the Lambo to Ferrari any day

Years and years and YEARS ago when I first met my OH he used to compare his ahem lets say feelings for me with his feeling towards an XR3i (young people ignore this)..Think I was short changed big time,Lexie Im well jel

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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