Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

eisenberg1 · 03-02-2015 01:10PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

He's finally put 2 and 2 together and realised there is a games console in the house. My games console is essentially no longer mine.

Only a matter of time before...

"Da, where's the car keys?..":D

Boom_Bap · 03-02-2015 01:11PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Only a matter of time before...

"Da, where's the car keys?..":D

I'll be doing exactly what my father done.

"You can have car keys when you can afford your own"

OldNotWIse · 03-02-2015 01:20PM

I am shocked. Shocked and appauled. Those naughty aul wans! :eek:

redfacedbear · 03-02-2015 01:57PM

They've finally copped that I'm not as busy as I could be in work - extra stuff to do and less time on Boards? Fecks sake, you'd swear they were paying me or something....

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-02-2015 02:03PM

I'm so emotional lately. I hate it. Im sitting here minding my own business, happy out, then I think about how much I love my dogs and God what will I do if one of them dies, I love them so much, and there I am, crying. 15 minutes later, snapchatting my friend and laughing like there was nothing on my mind at all. I am insane.

The Diabolical Monocle · 03-02-2015 02:08PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I'm so emotional lately. I hate it. Im sitting here minding my own business, happy out, then I think about how much I love my dogs and God what will I do if one of them dies, I love them so much, and there I am, crying. 15 minutes later, snapchatting my friend and laughing like there was nothing on my mind at all. I am insane. I be trippin

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MsBubbles · 03-02-2015 02:42PM

ah poor Lexie.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-02-2015 02:45PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

ah poor Lexie.

It's ok I'm better now, and happy again for another while. I text the oh the same thing and he replied with the lyrics from that akon song "sexy bitch" but changed the lyrics to "dayum you a crazy phish" so stupid but I lold

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-02-2015 03:15PM

I am HANGING for payday. Can't cope with the anticipation

whiskeyman · 03-02-2015 03:41PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I am HANGING for payday. Can't cope with the anticipation

Do you get paid near the start / mid month?

I've bad news for you if it's near the end...

TA: Payday that's not in sync with mates paydays.
When I'm roaring to go out on the town after getting paid, they're still dining on beans on toast...

MsBubbles · 03-02-2015 03:50PM

LynnGrace smoking means you can smell diddly squat. It was amazing how much better my sense of smell got after I quit.

LynnGrace · 03-02-2015 03:53PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

LynnGrace smoking means you can smell diddly squat. It was amazing how much better my sense of smell got after I quit.

Bet you didn't stink of B.O either way

Ugh, I wish I hadn't reminded myself of that guy.

castletownman · 03-02-2015 04:05PM

Guinness has officially sold-out with these new ads promoting the upcoming Six Nations.

Whatever about the Munster All Blacks one being over-played a couple of months ago, they are now airing one on Shane Williams and Johnny Wilkinson, two lads who done their fare share of damage to Ireland over the years. Over-dramatised too of course. Irish institution by eye!

You know your easily annoyed when a TV ad gets your goat up, although this maybe belongs in the "Adverts You Despise" thread on the television forum.

OldNotWIse · 03-02-2015 04:09PM

People with terrible diction who get píssed when you ask them to repeat themselves. Slack jawed morons who are too lazy to engage all the requisite facial muscles needed for proper pronounciation

Baxterly13 · 03-02-2015 04:24PM

Eating with mouth open!

People who breathe really loudly!

Baxterly13 · 03-02-2015 04:26PM

Oh and nothing more annoying when using Public Transport and someone opens up some stinky form of food!

Colser · 03-02-2015 04:29PM

When you are on the phone in work and the person sitting near you continually blows their nose..not even a long continuous blow but one where they keep squeezing and releasing their nose..FFS I thought I would swing out of her:mad:

jimgoose · 03-02-2015 04:30PM

Now hear this: The following individuals/organisations are going to be receiving regular invoices for my time going forward:

* Bus Eireann/Dublin Bus/any shower of latchicos who habitually and regularly place a stoating great lumbering box the size of a bungalow blocking my way at junctions and narrow roads.

* Any knobjockey who dials one of my telephones with their own number blocked. I was a cellular infrastructure engineer at Motorola for seven years. I will find you. I will find you, and I will insert that telephone in your ear.

* Organisations who want to service my boiler/install telephone services/trim my nostril hair/whatever, who, on being asked what time they expect to roll along, calmly, with a straight face, tell me they'll be round "sometime between 10am and 4pm". What in the actual fortified hallucinating fcuk? What do you think I do all day? What do you think pays for your life of leisure??

* Old women in shops at lunchtime holding up a queue the length of the M8 while they sort out their lottery tickets, reorganise their many, many shopping-bags and attempt to pay for a dozen eggs and four packs of bog-roll with a Laser card that expired in 2007.

* Any "professional" who makes an appointment with me, and then trundles along twenty minutes late for said appointment out of breath and with hair and bags flying everywhere. Here is the news: this is not good enough, does not inspire confidence, and wastes my time. I'm leaving, you're not getting paid, and in fact you owe me for a full hour.

curioser · 03-02-2015 04:31PM

MsBubbles wrote: »

LynnGrace smoking means you can smell diddly squat. It was amazing how much better my sense of smell got after I quit.

And the sense of taste - I found the Guinness tasted even more delicious after I quit the fags.

jimgoose · 03-02-2015 04:38PM

Addendum: Phil "Rawhide" Hogan owes me €187,000 for the sheer vast amount of inconsumable, incredible, dumbfounding horse-shít he has perpetrated upon me for the last two years or so in the form of Irish bastarding Water and all its infernal appendages and works. Blast to Hades!!! :mad:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-02-2015 04:52PM

My brother, the man child. To used to being babied and spoilt and now he's an ungrateful self entitled prick. It's only the last year he's realised dinner doesn't cook itself, bills don't pay themselves and it stresses him out. He text me today fighting with me for not washing up yesterday. He seems to forget the fact I wasn't there all weekend so anything that isn't washed up, is from him.

He gets so angry and so stressed out because there's nothing in the house, the heating isn't on, there's no loo roll, the esb bill arrived etc. I've been fending for myself since I was 17 years old and he's had someone wiping his ass up until last year.

So ****ing aggressive. There is no need for it.

Menas · 03-02-2015 04:55PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My brother, the man child. To used to being babied and spoilt and now he's an ungrateful self entitled prick. It's only the last year he's realised dinner doesn't cook itself, bills don't pay themselves and it stresses him out. He text me today fighting with me for not washing up yesterday. He seems to forget the fact I wasn't there all weekend so anything that isn't washed up, is from him.

He gets so angry and so stressed out because there's nothing in the house, the heating isn't on, there's no loo roll, the esb bill arrived etc. I've been fending for myself since I was 17 years old and he's had someone wiping his ass up until last year.

So ****ing aggressive. There is no need for it.

Could he not advertise in the Farmers journal for a wife?

jimgoose · 03-02-2015 04:56PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My brother, the man child...

He sounds like an utterly fascinating character. I know a few man-children, but they tend to be better around the house than a fifty-year-old mother of seven. Does this fella work?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-02-2015 04:58PM

jimgoose wrote: »

He sounds like an utterly fascinating character. I know a few man-children, but they tend to be better around the house than a fifty-year-old mother of seven. Does this fella work?

Yeah full time he does welding and fabricating stuff, I don't really know what exactly, then he works the farm, then during summer he works after work/farm on silage outfits. But he's just so nasty to me, the prick.

OldNotWIse · 03-02-2015 04:58PM

Spotted my next mistake

MsBubbles · 03-02-2015 04:59PM

The stupid Bus Eireann driver who I let out in front of me this morning, who need to take up both lanes grr.
I also forgot my lunch today I'm having a cunnox of a day.

eisenberg1 · 03-02-2015 05:10PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Yeah full time he does welding and fabricating stuff, I don't really know what exactly, then he works the farm, then during summer he works after work/farm on silage outfits. But he's just so nasty to me, the prick.

Sounds like too much red meat in his diet, and maybe you could be a bit more patient with the poor fella, give him a bit of TLC. Failing that, a good, swift hobnailed boot in the balls might sort him.:D

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 03-02-2015 05:13PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Sounds like too much red meat in his diet, and maybe you could be a bit more patient with the poor fella, give him a bit of TLC. Failing that, a good, swift hobnailed boot in the balls might sort him.:D

He's just so angry! He smacked me with a sweeping brush because my puppy ate the couch. You'd swear I was after eating it. I'm just fed up of him.

jimgoose · 03-02-2015 05:13PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Yeah full time he does welding and fabricating stuff, I don't really know what exactly, then he works the farm, then during summer he works after work/farm on silage outfits. But he's just so nasty to me, the prick.

There is an ancient Shaolin technique, takes years to master but it's extremely relaxing. It consists of spinning right around on the ball of one foot so fast you're able to give yourself an almighty kick up in the hole. Just sayin', like.

OldNotWIse · 03-02-2015 05:16PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My brother, the man child. To used to being babied and spoilt and now he's an ungrateful self entitled prick. It's only the last year he's realised dinner doesn't cook itself, bills don't pay themselves and it stresses him out. He text me today fighting with me for not washing up yesterday. He seems to forget the fact I wasn't there all weekend so anything that isn't washed up, is from him.

He gets so angry and so stressed out because there's nothing in the house, the heating isn't on, there's no loo roll, the esb bill arrived etc. I've been fending for myself since I was 17 years old and he's had someone wiping his ass up until last year.

So ****ing aggressive. There is no need for it.

I think we have the same brother. I don't even want to start typing the things that are wrong with mine because I'd be here all day. Suffice to say he's a selfish, self-absorbed, emotionally crippled cúnt of a yoke who only cares about his car, his 3 in 1 and is singularly responsible for keeping the Thai prostitution market going. If anything happened to my Dad I'd insist on him moving out because he's the type of chauvanistic príckface who'd bully my mother into a corner for the rest of her days. Stupid, no good waste of space with the intellect of a garden pea and the comprehension skills of a knat on speed.

I think I said too much already....

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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