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Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    The ex has been texting me non stop. Not really engaging him. Yesterday he said we could go away this weekend. I didn't reply. Now he text asking if I wanted to stay in the G this weekend, shopping and cuddles.

    Now, I really want to tell him to rev up and **** off, but part of me thinks that's cutting my nose off to spite my face.

    TA that he knows me so well. TA that I'm so predictable. TA that he hasn't seened to grasp this whole "being finished" business. The G though.




    I hope he knew where the G spot was before he became your ex...




    TA: It's only Wednesday!!!
    Ok last week in January, I knew you had this in mind, but please stop ddrragggiinnnggg on for so long!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Someone sneezing beside me not even covering her big fat nose


    CREPTILE


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Catholic guilt imposed on you by parents. All I can hear right now is my mother's voice telling me the MAP is an abortificient.. and despite my common sense, I feel guilty and sad :( What the f.uck :mad: /headwreck


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Catholic guilt imposed on you by parents. All I can hear right now is my mother's voice telling me the MAP is an abortificient.. and despite my common sense, I feel guilty and sad :( What the f.uck :mad: /headwreck

    Have 10 bloody Marys as penance....



    or is that hail?


    ah well...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Catholic guilt imposed on you by parents. All I can hear right now is my mother's voice telling me the MAP is an abortificient.. and despite my common sense, I feel guilty and sad :( What the f.uck :mad: /headwreck

    Umm, I take it we're not talking about Manifold Absolute Pressure, so what's a "MAP"? :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Have 10 bloody Marys as penance....



    or is that hail?


    ah well...

    Well, at least I can drink now. :( I was panicking thinking wtf would I do if I was and now I feel sad and empty because I am not. Nothing like having a clear idea of what you want, is there? :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Morning After Pill (I think)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Umm, I take it we're not talking about Manifold Absolute Pressure, so what's a "MAP"? :confused:

    Lol, morning after pill, though a more apt description might be "twenty hours after since the morning after you were still shítfaced from the night before" :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Lol, morning after pill, though a more apt description might be "twenty hours after since the morning after you were still shítfaced from the night before" :P

    Ah! Silly me! :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    TA: I've upped the amount of times I play sports during the week to keep fitter, but I've noticed my appetite is insatiable the next morning!
    I've already had porridge, tea, toast, coffee, fry up, fruit and I'm staving for lunch!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    TA: I've upped the amount of times I play sports during the week to keep fitter, but I've noticed my appetite is insatiable the next morning!
    I've already had porridge, tea, toast, coffee, fry up, fruit and I'm staving for lunch!

    :D:D that's like a weeks amount of food and you're looking for your lunch already!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    OldNotWise I prefer to call it WTF did I do last night Pill ? ;D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    MsBubbles wrote: »
    OldNotWise I prefer to call it WTF did I do last night Pill ? ;D



    Who or What?





    or both!

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Lol whiskeyman


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Who or What?





    or both!

    :D

    Quite often, "Why?!?" :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    Bit the inside of BOTH cheeks while eating last night. Ouch. I feel stupid when I do that.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Who or What?





    or both!

    :D

    The WTF was I thinking pill ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Quite often, "Why?!?" :D


    And sometimes....how?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,544 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Rosie Rant wrote: »
    Bit the inside of BOTH cheeks while eating last night. Ouch. I feel stupid when I do that.


    Mental images when I read a post like this... :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    I'm a substitute primary school teacher and the last school I was in had lots of kids with a tummy bug.

    Woke up this morning feeling crap! But to make matters worse I am going to London on Friday for my friend's hen party!!! I can't be sick!

    grrrr schools are disease pits :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    KatW4 wrote: »
    I'm a substitute primary school teacher and the last school I was in had lots of kids with a tummy bug.

    Woke up this morning feeling crap! But to make matters worse I am going to London on Friday for my friend's hen party!!! I can't be sick!

    grrrr schools are disease pits :(

    This more than TA's me. Why are sick children not sent HOME from school when their inconsiderate lazy ass parents send them in knowing full well their child should be at home?

    "Hey lets infect EVERYONE because I dont want to keep my sick child off school" :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    I hate this! We had to send children home because they had been sick the night before and that morning! They're 6 years old for gods sake, keep them at home and let them recover. They're not going to fall behind academically from missing a couple of hours colouring!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    KatW4 wrote: »
    I hate this! We had to send children home because they had been sick the night before and that morning! They're 6 years old for gods sake, keep them at home and let them recover. They're not going to fall behind academically from missing a couple of hours colouring!

    Its something that the schools should really have more power over. The amount of people sending visible unwell small kids into school so that their day isn't bothered or discommoded is infuriating. Kids vommitting, pooping, snotting and wretching all over one another(and tbf small kids aren't great at hand or germ hygiene yet)and then your kid comes home dying. Then you and your whole family gets the lurgy and work is missed in your house? :mad:
    I think I may be more than just TA by this :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Ladies!! Makeup forever have a 50 euro voucher for sale for 25. I'm so relived I didn't bum my wages on the river island website last night now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    Smidge wrote: »
    Its something that the schools should really have more power over. The amount of people sending visible unwell small kids into school so that their day isn't bothered or discommoded is infuriating. Kids vommitting, pooping, snotting and wretching all over one another(and tbf small kids aren't great at hand or germ hygiene yet)and then your kid comes home dying. Then you and your whole family gets the lurgy and work is missed in your house? :mad:
    I think I may be more than just TA by this :D

    Ha I think you are alright! But I really don't understand how parents can be that mean to their children. They're too small to handle work and sickness. :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,816 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    Probably, but not too many. Hollywood joke about Nick Cage is, the only role he ever turned down was the one that came with the soup!

    :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    :mad:


    hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    KatW4 wrote: »
    I'm a substitute primary school teacher and the last school I was in had lots of kids with a tummy bug.

    Woke up this morning feeling crap! But to make matters worse I am going to London on Friday for my friend's hen party!!! I can't be sick!

    grrrr schools are disease pits :(
    Smidge wrote: »
    This more than TA's me. Why are sick children not sent HOME from school when their inconsiderate lazy ass parents send them in knowing full well their child should be at home?

    "Hey lets infect EVERYONE because I dont want to keep my sick child off school" :mad:
    KatW4 wrote: »
    I hate this! We had to send children home because they had been sick the night before and that morning! They're 6 years old for gods sake, keep them at home and let them recover. They're not going to fall behind academically from missing a couple of hours colouring!
    Smidge wrote: »
    Its something that the schools should really have more power over. The amount of people sending visible unwell small kids into school so that their day isn't bothered or discommoded is infuriating. Kids vommitting, pooping, snotting and wretching all over one another(and tbf small kids aren't great at hand or germ hygiene yet)and then your kid comes home dying. Then you and your whole family gets the lurgy and work is missed in your house? :mad:
    I think I may be more than just TA by this :D

    Well I know <snip> send their kids to school sick and hope that they don't get sent home during the day simply because they don't want to miss a day of work themselves and have it docked from their AL. Another thing people obviously don't bloody well consider when they're procreating :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    Well I know the mothers I work with send their kids to school sick and hope that they don't get sent home during the day simply because they don't want to miss a day of work themselves and have it docked from their AL. Another thing people obviously don't bloody well consider when they're procreating :rolleyes:

    I understand that they don't want to miss work but surely their child is more important than a day docked from AL. They should at least have someone who can take care of them for the day if they're sick and not able to get the day off work.

    I agree, they don't think about these things!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    KatW4 wrote: »
    I understand that they don't want to miss work but surely their child is more important than a day docked from AL. They should at least have someone who can take care of them for the day if they're sick and not able to get the day off work.

    I agree, they don't think about these things!

    I doubt many people think about this when they are pro-creating! :mad:


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