Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 05:59PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Want to know the secret to the NCT test? I seen some legends doing this the last time I was there.

Stop at the McDonalds drive thru on the way, dine in squalor at the NCT waiting area. Everyone, and I mean everyone will go through a range of emotions looking at you. Mostly jealousy.
They dont know wether to yo-yo to the window to see thier car or try guess what you are going to pull out of your Mickey D's bag next.

My TA is that I didn't come up with this.

That is... so beautiful. <sniff>.

Rubberlegs · 23-01-2015 06:04PM

Heh, I'm sniggering to myself as I've seen a few TA's that are things that I do

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My TA, everything is distracting me today, I'm a woman on the edge . Windscreen wipers too loud, radio too loud, traffic mental . I had taped One Million Dubliners ages ago, and watched it this morning when I eventually had time. Brilliant , but I remembered the lovely historian who did the tours at Glasnevin, had died, and I'm in bits since. TA'd that I let stuff like that get to me. And really TA'd that I didn't take the tour a few years back, as I had planned.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 23-01-2015 06:06PM

It's quite annoying that there isn't something around that you could try different things out as a trial run. My friend wants me to let her make me blonde but I don't know if blonde hair would even suit me and I'm so annoyed that I can't look into the future see myself that colour and then make a decision

lolo62 · 23-01-2015 06:06PM

My nct is coming up soon. The whole experience will definitely be less TA now I have found this thread!

eisenberg1 · 23-01-2015 06:09PM

73Cat wrote: »

Heh, I'm sniggering to myself as I've seen a few TA's that are things that I do .

My TA, everything is distracting me today, I'm a woman on the edge . Windscreen wipers too loud, radio too loud, traffic mental . I had taped One Million Dubliners ages ago, and watched it this morning when I eventually had time. Brilliant , but I remembered the lovely historian who did the tours at Glasnevin, had died, and I'm in bits since. TA'd that I let stuff like that get to me. And really TA'd that I didn't take the tour a few years back, as I had planned.

Great show, I am the first to slag off RTE, but they really nailed it with this program. You have me welling up now, bloody hormones:D

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 06:14PM

lolo62 wrote: »

My nct is coming up soon. The whole experience will definitely be less TA now I have found this thread!

Horse inta it, gel. Jaws of the Kodiak Bear!!

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 06:15PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Great show, I am the first to slag off RTE, but they really nailed it with this program. You have me welling up now, bloody hormones:D

Big fookan Jessie!

eisenberg1 · 23-01-2015 06:20PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Big fookan Jessie!

Just because I am comfortable with my feminine side;)

Does my ass look big in these?

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 06:21PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Just because I am comfortable with my feminine side;)

Does my ass look big in these?

Yor ass looks no bigger in those than in anything else, pet. May I suggest the Forth Bridge?

eisenberg1 · 23-01-2015 06:24PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Yor ass looks no bigger in those than in anything else, pet. May I suggest the Forth Bridge?

Thats it!! You can go out on your own, AND you are sleeping in the spare room.:mad:

jimgoose · 23-01-2015 06:28PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Thats it!! You can go out on your own, AND you are sleeping in the spare room.:mad:

He shoots, he scores!!

Pumpkinseeds · 23-01-2015 08:08PM

SOAFB. Unnecessary sign language on programmes. I recorded something on BBC 4 and when I sat down to watch it, low and behold there's some fella in the corner signing. FFS, there are options available to have subtitles for the deaf on most channels. It fcuking ruined it and I deleted the damn thing after a minute since the signing is too distracting.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 23-01-2015 08:55PM

Noisey eaters. People who sound like they're inhaling their food. Over the chatter, the noise of the train and the guy next to me sniffling, I can STILL hear your wan smacking her lips, sucking the juice from the orange shes trying to inhale, and then chomping on it, Jesus Christ. Now she's picking at her teeth with her fingers. Disgusting excuse for a human being. Save for the chomping, the way she's carrying on with that Orange id give her oral skills an A.

Why do people eat on public transport?

Hugo Stiglitz · 23-01-2015 08:56PM

People acting like they own the bloody place

MsBubbles · 23-01-2015 09:43PM

Lexie are you sure it wasn't a grapefruit ?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 23-01-2015 09:48PM

I read on the stars problem page yesterday where someone's boyfriend had two accidents in the space of a few weeks, one with the suction of a Hoover and one with some fruit from a fruit salad. I was wondering if it was a grapefruit too!!

Ugh - someone was killed on the train line this evening, all the trains are backed up. Of course there's an aul one going around complaining about the delay (hello, someone died) and also seems fascinated wondering if it was suicide, sure it must have been suicide, sure they'd never get the whole lot of you after you were hit with a train. Oh right. That's a nice image. Nice respect for the family the train driver and the deceased too. The blue rinse brigade love a good tragedy

DEFTLEFTHAND · 23-01-2015 10:14PM

Bord Gais rebranding to Gas Networks Ireland.

miezekatze · 23-01-2015 10:20PM

Pumpkinseeds wrote:

SOAFB. Unnecessary sign language on programmes. I recorded something on BBC 4 and when I sat down to watch it, low and behold there's some fella in the corner signing. FFS, there are options available to have subtitles for the deaf on most channels. It fcuking ruined it and I deleted the damn thing after a minute since the signing is too distracting.

So irritating!! That happens to me all the time and I always delete it, it's so distracting. Subtitles would surely the better solution here.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 23-01-2015 10:23PM

Friday night and not one decent thing in TV. Over 100 channels and nothing worth watching.

curioser · 23-01-2015 10:24PM

Jaxen Curved Shaver wrote: »

Friday night and not one decent thing in TV. Over 100 channels and nothing worth watching.

Try Benidorm on UTV

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 23-01-2015 10:38PM

curioser wrote: »

Try Benidorm on UTV

Oh, I can't abide that programme!

But thanks anyway.

ratmouse · 23-01-2015 10:57PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Bord Gais rebranding to Gas Networks Ireland.

I wonder will they have to rename the Bord Gais Energy Theatre now in line with this?! As it is, a theatre being called the Bord Gais Energy Theatre is a TA for me!

selous · 23-01-2015 11:14PM

whitewave wrote: »

People get far too excited when they're in the NCT centre. Up and down looking out the window to see where their car is, giving constant updates to whoever's with them, reading out where their car is from the screen, repeating "please god it'll pass now" to whoever makes eye contact.

I might also be slightly TA that my car didn't pass....but mainly cos of the idiots in the waiting room!

Was getting my car NCT'd in the Tullamore branch some years back and half ear-wigging to a guy giving out to the guy who failed his car, he points to another car and says "My car failed on (didn't hear) and that fookin car has the steering wheel on the wrong fookin side, which is more of a hazard?

One eyed Jack · 23-01-2015 11:25PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Bord Gais rebranding to Gas Networks Ireland.

Have they? I remember I was sorting out a gas connection for a gaff some time last year and I'd to call Gas Networks Ireland to get connected to the grid?

I also got a text this morning from Three, apparently O2 customers will be joining "me" soon. Just what an already oversubscribed network needs - more subscriptions. The first time I got a 4G phone last year the network speed was ridiculously fast, 50Mb/s. Now it's usually around 20Mb/s, still quite fast, but a fair step down!

jimgoose · 24-01-2015 12:04AM

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Have they? I remember I was sorting out a gas connection for a gaff some time last year and I'd to call Gas Networks Ireland to get connected to the grid?

I also got a text this morning from Three, apparently O2 customers will be joining "me" soon. Just what an already oversubscribed network needs - more subscriptions. The first time I got a 4G phone last year the network speed was ridiculously fast, 50Mb/s. Now it's usually around 20Mb/s, still quite fast, but a fair step down!

Mmm. Hutchinson Telecom joining Telefonica, infrastructure-wise. Theoretically it should work well, but this is Ireland...

ratmouse · 24-01-2015 12:40AM

Waiting for the water from the hot tap to heat up as I'm too precious to put my hands under the freezing cold water to wash my mitts.

Hugo Stiglitz · 24-01-2015 12:41AM

ratmouse wrote: »

Waiting for the water from the hot tap to heat up as I'm too precious put my hands under the freezing cold water to wash my mitts.

Or when the hot water becomes far too hot and you still have soapy hands.

ratmouse · 24-01-2015 12:48AM

Hugo Stiglitz wrote: »

Or when the hot water becomes far too hot and you still have soapy hands.

Yes, this too!

Or you run out of liquid soap and you open up the bottle/dispenser and put just a tiny drop of water in it to get the last bit of soap stuck at the bottom but it comes out too watery!

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 24-01-2015 01:20AM

Girls attacking another girls appearance. If you're going to start that ****, you'd expect that girl to be an absolute model right? I bet if sue Ryder sold people, this is the girl you'd find left at the back. She's like the heel of a loaf. Everyone touches it but nobody wants it, exactly like her. If I had willies growing in a field I wouldn't let this one look over the ditch at them. And yet - there she is, criticising, judging, being sly and nasty. Who CARES what other people look like? Concentrate on yourself like a good chungwan

ratmouse · 24-01-2015 01:23AM

The one hundred and one times at a wedding that you have to stand up and raise your glasses!

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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