Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

OldNotWIse · 20-01-2015 06:08PM

jimgoose wrote: »

In fairness it does rather look like Spring has sprung early around hereabouts, with Eisy gone running off with his mickey out like a horse, and de uther wan canoodling in a saloon-bar like a brazen yoke!

You know how it's really annoying when someone says, "I just spat out my coffee" when trying to convey how funny something is? Well I just became that TA

OldNotWIse · 20-01-2015 06:11PM

I feel like we all really connected today or something. There's a real air of comradery about the place. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I'll get my coat

jimgoose · 20-01-2015 06:13PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

You know how it's really annoying when someone says, "I just spat out my coffee" when trying to convey how funny something is? Well I just became that TA

Laughing out loud now as well? Durt a' ya!!

OldNotWIse · 20-01-2015 06:14PM

I'm having a weird fit of giggles here. Every time I think about "Eisy running off with his mickey out like a horse" I laugh. It's been 6 minutes now. At first my colleagues were like, "oh look, she's smiling" and now they are backing away from me

Rubberlegs · 20-01-2015 06:16PM

jimgoose wrote: »

In fairness it does rather look like Spring has sprung early around hereabouts, with Eisy gone running off with his mickey out like a horse, and de uther wan canoodling in a saloon-bar like a brazen yoke!

Tis well for them, and I at home doing menial tasks, bored out of me skull !! That's a powerful mental image you have given me of eisenberg

OldNotWIse · 20-01-2015 06:23PM

Well it was nice while it lasted, but I took a moment to read an email and someone mistook my facial expression for sadness and said, "cheer up it might never happen" - OMFG B.ASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 20-01-2015 06:26PM

Did you get your good news confirmed?

jimgoose · 20-01-2015 06:29PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Well it was nice while it lasted, but I took a moment to read an email and someone mistook my facial expression for sadness and said, "cheer up it might never happen" - OMFG B.ASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

So fcukan what? Hop that telephone off the wall, order another round and pick that youngfella up and ate him.

jimgoose · 20-01-2015 07:05PM

73Cat wrote: »

Tis well for them, and I at home doing menial tasks, bored out of me skull !! That's a powerful mental image you have given me of eisenberg

Do the vacuuming commando-style in a tutu. Works for me!

Rubberlegs · 20-01-2015 08:07PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Do the vacuuming commando-style in a tutu. Works for me!

I'm not sure the childer would understand

jimgoose · 20-01-2015 08:11PM

73Cat wrote: »

I'm not sure the childer would understand

Childer takes no notice, beoir!

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 20-01-2015 08:21PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'm having a weird fit of giggles here. Every time I think about "Eisy running off with his mickey out like a horse" I laugh. It's been 6 minutes now. At first my colleagues were like, "oh look, she's smiling" and now they are backing away from me

The Happy thread is over there =========>

Rubberlegs · 20-01-2015 08:21PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Childer takes no notice, beoir!

Well if they do, I'ma gonna have to tell em 'twas jimgoose tauld me do it !

dub_skav · 20-01-2015 08:37PM

These trivially annoying threads have been going downhill since the numbers were messed with, but this latest one is becoming like a script from neighbours.
For shame people, for shame

Rubberlegs · 20-01-2015 08:41PM

dub_skav wrote: »

These trivially annoying threads have been going downhill since the numbers were messed with, but this latest one is becoming like a script from neighbours.
For shame people, for shame

Are you trivially annoyed though

?

dub_skav · 20-01-2015 08:44PM

73Cat wrote: »

Are you trivially annoyed though ?

No, I'm disappointed

Frigga_92 · 20-01-2015 08:46PM

WTF is going on in here?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 20-01-2015 08:47PM

E has a third leg.
ONW needs her battery's changed because she's all cuddly and loved up.
73 has to keep her clothes on until the kids go to bed
And I'm fabulous

I don't think you missed anything else

Rubberlegs · 20-01-2015 08:50PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

E has a third leg.
ONW needs her battery's changed because she's all cuddly and loved up.
73 has to keep her clothes on until the kids go to bed
And I'm fabulous

I don't think you missed anything else

Bahahahahaha !!!!

Rubberlegs · 20-01-2015 08:51PM

dub_skav wrote: »

No, I'm disappointed

We need to work on that so

. All suggestions greatly appreciated

selous · 20-01-2015 09:09PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Driving into work today, a van pulled out of a petrol station and I had to jam on a little as the f*cker just darted out. That was TA.

Then, the van errupt into a plume of smoke, that got thicker and thicker and thicker. Haha karma me thinks, the fooker has put petrol in his diesel or vice versa, or blown a turbo or something bad all to cut me off. Haha fooker. Not TA.

The smoke got so thick, I had to stop dead and blast on the hazards, luckily the car behind done the same. Everything disappeared around me. 0 visibilty. I eventually was able to get past him when smoke started clearing. The reek of exploded engine had filled up my car, so had to drive along in the bejayzusin cold with the windows down to try clear out the stonk. TA.

That was Karma, I put petrol in my diesel car last week and drove over 60km after wit no loss of power or smoke, just wouldn't start up after I stopped. Or that could be the guy using laundered diesel it usually completely f***s up the engine, just blows it. but well timed for you to see..heh-heh.

selous · 20-01-2015 09:14PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

E has a third leg.
ONW needs her battery's changed because she's all cuddly and loved up.
73 has to keep her clothes on until the kids go to bed
And I'm fabulous

I don't think you missed anything else

And that's without the overknee spikey heel boots.
(good for you)

Pumpkinseeds · 20-01-2015 09:38PM

Whatever is causing the pain in my hands is making them swell and I had to take my wedding ring off rather than having to cut it off if it gets too tight. Feels really weird without it on my finger.:(

Lucyfur · 20-01-2015 10:00PM

Threadmill.

20-01-2015 10:13PM

Cant get the Spiderman theme song out of my head.

I have a tiny little spider living on plant in downstairs bthroom. Since Ive found him, Ive called him Spider-baby.

Since Ive found him, I singing ''Spider man, Spider man does whatever...''

:rolleyes:

ratmouse · 20-01-2015 11:00PM

Jake1 wrote: »

Cant get the Spiderman theme song out of my head.

I have a tiny little spider living on plant in downstairs bthroom. Since Ive found him, Ive called him Spider-baby.

Since Ive found him, I singing ''Spider man, Spider man does whatever...''

:rolleyes:

Thanks to Jake, annoyingly, I now can't get the "spider pig, spider pig" lyrics from the Simpsons movie out of my head!

Woshy · 20-01-2015 11:03PM

For the second year in a row everyone from one particular group of friends has forgotten my birthday - haven't heard a peep from any of them but for any of their birthdays a huge fuss is made. I'm annoyed that I'm annoyed tbh, I know I shouldn't care but I do!

I did have a lovely day though so that's the main thing

20-01-2015 11:14PM

Woshy wrote: »

For the second year in a row everyone from one particular group of friends has forgotten my birthday - haven't heard a peep from any of them but for any of their birthdays a huge fuss is made. I'm annoyed that I'm annoyed tbh, I know I shouldn't care but I do!

I did have a lovely day though so that's the main thing

Happy Birthday

Glad you had a lovely day ,feck the lot of them :mad:

MsBubbles · 20-01-2015 11:38PM

Happy Birthday Woshy.

Miss Demeanour · 21-01-2015 12:19AM

Feeling a bit sick the last two days so haven't eaten much.
Now I'm in bed and starving......and too cosy/lazy to get back up to eat.......

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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