Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

LynnGrace · 07-01-2015 10:54AM

Daith wrote: »

We are paying for them to stand there. Least they could do is juggle or something.

This made me laugh.

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I shouldn't be laughing on the trivially annoyed thread :pac:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-01-2015 11:03AM

Left my (not even a) week old phone charger on the train this morning, last week I left one in a friend of a friends house, now I'm in work, and FML i have no charger.

And I don't know if I have a cold or a chest infection. Walking up the stairs in work left me wheezing like a hog at the top of the stairs and I keep getting really light headed. I won't be able to go to the doctor til Monday anyway but I'll be raging if I go and it turns out to be only sniffles and a cough

jimgoose · 07-01-2015 11:34AM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Urgh...

TL;DR: There wur 'oondred an' fifty of oos livin' in t'shoe-box at t'side o' t-road! :pac:

grundie · 07-01-2015 11:42AM

When you visit the thunderbowl to spend some quality time having a poo and catch up on some reading, but the dog decides that is the perfect time to try and get a cuddle.

fussyonion · 07-01-2015 11:47AM

Birdsh*t on my car window.
It happened last week and it almost turned my stomach to clean it off. It's happened again.

Jester252 · 07-01-2015 11:49AM

There is a car in my university which is just covered in pro Palestine, anti government flags and stickers

jimgoose · 07-01-2015 11:49AM

fussyonion wrote: »

Birdsh*t on my car window.
It happened last week and it almost turned my stomach to clean it off. It's happened again.

Grrrr. There's a good-size tree in the neighbour's front garden, and of course it is RAF Holbeach for all the bastarding birds around the place with my car directly under the approach, where they tend to jettison. I am seriously considering some sort of flak belt. :pac:

EDIT: PS I don't know what they're eating or where they're getting it, but some of the crows seem to be dropping loads worthy of a Tight-Head Prop. :pac::pac::pac:

Aglomerado · 07-01-2015 12:13PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Birdsh*t on my car window.
It happened last week and it almost turned my stomach to clean it off. It's happened again.

And it stinks. For some reason, because it's white you are led to think that it's less smelly than brown poo, but it's worse!

Graces7 · 07-01-2015 12:31PM

selous wrote: »

Agree with the previous mails.
Ive been working since I was 15, Bought my on place, have to pay for everything I want or need, property tax, anything that needs doing for the upkeep of it, but couldnt afford a place need where I grew up, so moved almost 90km away, still have to get up at 4.30am to be in work for 6, and all the fuel for car too, E200-300 pm.
But yet them in above mentioned mails, refuse houses if they are too far from friends/family/where they grew up, not contributing to any tax only taking from it, (almost) free house, no property tax, car fuel? not driving far are they? medical cards, fuel allowance, bonus at Christmas, (did I? my ass, I did) dark when I leave home dark when i arrive home. Think i'll stop now.. blood pressure is going up, and it's almost me bed time!!!![/QUOTE]

Self infiicted that is.. why judge others if you have enough? And you were very blessed to be able to work.. er we all pay tax when we buy stuff anyways.. car fuel? Never heard of that one...

Graces7 · 07-01-2015 12:34PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

I'm sick! Vile, germ-spewing, infectious, grunting and snorting b.astards! This is one that I will definitely be paying forward! I will make it my duty now to infect as many people as I can. Disgusting, horrible human beings with virus spewing blow holes

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSSSSSE dont! I am on my third bug in a very short time ..

Graces7 · 07-01-2015 12:35PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Grrrr. There's a good-size tree in the neighbour's front garden, and of course it is RAF Holbeach for all the bastarding birds around the place with my car directly under the approach, where they tend to jettison. I am seriously considering some sort of flak belt. :pac:

EDIT: PS I don't know what they're eating or where they're getting it, but some of the crows seem to be dropping loads worthy of a Tight-Head Prop. :pac::pac::pac:

Cover the car... REALLY!

Graces7 · 07-01-2015 12:37PM

fussyonion wrote: »

Birdsh*t on my car window.
It happened last week and it almost turned my stomach to clean it off. It's happened again.

Good username! I just wait and the next time out when it is deluging....

jimgoose · 07-01-2015 12:39PM

Graces7 wrote: »

Cover the car... REALLY!

Would do chief, but sooo... fcukan... LAZY!! :pac::pac::pac:

I just get 'er washed every couple of weeks.

Graces7 · 07-01-2015 12:41PM

Not having brought fuel in before the sideways deluge started... need to light the range..ay me!

Graces7 · 07-01-2015 12:42PM

jimgoose wrote: »

Would do chief, but sooo... fcukan... LAZY!! :pac::pac::pac:

I just get 'er washed very couple of weeks.

Gee you must be rich! I trust the rain to do it for me

eisenberg1 · 07-01-2015 12:50PM

11.45 and only getting to TTTAY now, cos I was reading "Personal Hygiene" instead.

I hope you lot don't discover the "Grapefruit your Man" thread...................oops

jimgoose · 07-01-2015 12:51PM

Graces7 wrote: »

Gee you must be rich! I trust the rain to do it for me

€10 every two or three weeks on paintwork that originally would have cost around €4,000 is the best money you'll ever spend, squire.

OldNotWIse · 07-01-2015 12:54PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

11.45 and only getting to TTTAY now, cos I was reading "Personal Hygiene" instead.

I hope you lot don't discover the "Grapefruit your Man" thread...................oops

Did you get sucked in by the mooncups too? :P

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-01-2015 12:54PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

11.45 and only getting to TTTAY now, cos I was reading "Personal Hygiene" instead.

I hope you lot don't discover the "Grapefruit your Man" thread...................oops

Tell me more?

My TA is my work chair is too uncomfortable to sit so much on. I'm on S2 E5 of breaking bad and I think I'm giving myself sciatica

eisenberg1 · 07-01-2015 01:08PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Tell me more?

My TA is my work chair is too uncomfortable to sit so much on. I'm on S2 E5 of breaking bad and I think I'm giving myself sciatica

Take a break from BB, and watch the thread"How to Grapefruit your man", funniest thing I have seen in years.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 07-01-2015 01:10PM

Link me

MsBubbles · 07-01-2015 01:13PM

My TA is my office is always freezing. I look like Fortycoats I'm wearing so many layers and I have a fan heater going but can't get warm.
I'm fine everywhere else just cold at work

eisenberg1 · 07-01-2015 01:14PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Link me

I beg your pardon? I am a reasonably happily married man!!

Actually, I dont know how to........

I am 93 next birthday.

Just do a search on it...

Boom_Bap · 07-01-2015 01:17PM

Time to look at Grapefruiting, whatever that may be.

My TA. We have a free onsite Health & Dental clinic in area where I work and I had my appointment today. I'm not one for getting regular checkups in anything, so was a big step for me to go over today.
Go in, get my teeth done. They are grand. Happy Days.

For the Health check, i've been mentally preparing for this for a few days now. I ticked the box to get the prostate check, every man will know my fear with this....and it's not the diagnosis.
So I ask where I go for the health screening and get hit with the bombshell that the nurse is not onsite this week and will reschedule for a few weeks time. The mental torture I've been going through for a few days is set to subside, but to come back again.

OldNotWIse · 07-01-2015 01:20PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Time to look at Grapefruiting, whatever that may be.

My TA. We have a free onsite Health & Dental clinic in area where I work and I had my appointment today. I'm not one for getting regular checkups in anything, so was a big step for me to go over today.
Go in, get my teeth done. They are grand. Happy Days.

For the Health check, i've been mentally preparing for this for a few days now. I ticked the box to get the prostate check, every man will know my fear with this....and it's not the diagnosis.
So I ask where I go for the health screening and get hit with the bombshell that the nurse is not onsite this week and will reschedule for a few weeks time. The mental torture I've been going through for a few days is set to subside, but to come back again.

*snap* said the latex glove :pac:

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 07-01-2015 01:20PM

jimgoose wrote: »

€10 every two or three weeks on paintwork that originally would have cost around €4,000 is the best money you'll ever spend, squire.

A few euro a month and the car is protected! My regular car washes and waxing saves me considerable money when I change cars.
Relying on rain to shift bird dirt is pointless. The finish on the paintwork is damaged and rain won't shift it all.
A TA for me is seeing so many dirty cars around. Filthy outside and a rubbish heap inside.

eisenberg1 · 07-01-2015 01:22PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Time to look at Grapefruiting, whatever that may be.

My TA. We have a free onsite Health & Dental clinic in area where I work and I had my appointment today. I'm not one for getting regular checkups in anything, so was a big step for me to go over today.
Go in, get my teeth done. They are grand. Happy Days.

For the Health check, i've been mentally preparing for this for a few days now. I ticked the box to get the prostate check, every man will know my fear with this....and it's not the diagnosis.
So I ask where I go for the health screening and get hit with the bombshell that the nurse is not onsite this week and will reschedule for a few weeks time. The mental torture I've been going through for a few days is set to subside, but to come back again.

Time for a little probing ay? Hope you get a doc with small fingers:D

eisenberg1 · 07-01-2015 01:24PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

*snap* said the latex glove :pac:

"can you relax please.................I can't get my hand out":D

OldNotWIse · 07-01-2015 01:45PM

eisenberg1 wrote: »

"can you relax please.................I can't get my hand out":D

Hope he thinks of us at the initial poke :pac: You will BoomBap, won't you?

*snap*

Boom_Bap · 07-01-2015 01:49PM

OldNotWIse wrote: »

Hope he thinks of us at the initial poke :pac: You will BoomBap, won't you?

*snap*

Nope, I'll just be thinking that it's not right, it's an out hole not an in hole.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 27

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