Your 2014 disciplinary record?

markfinn · 31-12-2014 06:37PM

Here: 0, 0, and 0. Innocent like the juice.

Work: 2 first verbal warnings, 1 written warning, 1 final written warning and a commendation for effort above and beyond (None of them related to each-other in any way) .

Adverts: 5 positive, 1 negative, 0 neutral.

Eircom (Don't judge me! I have no other options! Can't even go mobile in my home location): 2 warnings for songs from bands I'd never heard of until accused.

Resolutions: 80% Broken within the first week of January. 20% still good. A personal best.

Banjoxed · 31-12-2014 06:39PM

Got great handspankings off the girlfriend on .. Oh not that disciplinary record.

tayto lover · 31-12-2014 06:40PM

I need a calculator.

efb · 31-12-2014 06:44PM

Do ye 0's get splinters???

Buona Fortuna · 31-12-2014 06:46PM

efb wrote: »

Do ye 0's get splinters???

Not at all.

I don't even argue with my wife - well almost never.

Going for a last 2014 splurge?:D

woodchuck · 31-12-2014 06:46PM

Squeaky clean record since I joined. What do I win?! :pac:

Buona Fortuna · 31-12-2014 06:47PM

woodchuck wrote: »

Squeaky clean record since I joined. What do I win?! :pac:

You'll be a Mod someday soon.

Kovu · 31-12-2014 06:49PM

I was given responsibility. Those fools!

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 31-12-2014 07:01PM

Kovu wrote: »

I was given responsibility. Those fools!

Yeah, I believe Foresting and Forestry is an absolute death trap for infractions..?

woodchuck · 31-12-2014 07:08PM

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

You'll be a Mod someday soon.

That sounds more like a punishment than a reward

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 31-12-2014 07:12PM

woodchuck wrote: »

That sounds more like a punishment than a reward

Clearly, you've never seen the executive Mod restroom?

tomwaterford · 31-12-2014 07:12PM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Yeah, I believe Foresting and Forestry is an absolute death trap for infractions..?

You would be surprised they all up in a huff and mad in there during the silage season :L

woodchuck · 31-12-2014 07:14PM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

Clearly, you've never seen the executive Mod restroom?

Do they have a jacuzzi? :pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 31-12-2014 07:28PM

woodchuck wrote: »

Do they have a jacuzzi? :pac:

A champagne filled-one, yes. Where do you think all that suscription money goes? Extra servers? Hah! Don;t need extra servers if you have a cull on memebers every now and again!

boardsuser1 · 31-12-2014 07:33PM

Got my first infraction this week, however i have been here before (2012-2014) under a different name and wasn't exactly an angel then either

woodchuck · 31-12-2014 07:35PM

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

A champagne filled-one, yes. Where do you think all that suscription money goes? Extra servers? Hah! Don;t need extra servers if you have a cull on memebers every now and again!

Can I just be a mod for a week to have a shot at the jacuzzi so :pac:

Pherekydes · 31-12-2014 07:40PM

Wilberto wrote: »

Nothing! Squeaky clean since day one. I'm just too nice for my own good.

What happened on day one? :pac:

whupdedo · 31-12-2014 07:41PM

9 warnings
8 infractions
4 bans

The mods were wrong in all cases, I was set up :rolleyes:

Sauve · 31-12-2014 07:52PM

woodchuck wrote: »

Can I just be a mod for a week to have a shot at the jacuzzi so :pac:

Once you're in there's no getting out.
I'm not even joking.

boardsuser1 · 31-12-2014 07:55PM

Sauve wrote: »

Once you're in there's no getting out.
I'm not even joking.

How does one become a mod?

31-12-2014 07:56PM

Sauve wrote: »

Once you're in there's no getting out.
I'm not even joking.

have you tried some butter or oil

dirkmeister · 31-12-2014 07:58PM

Got a yellow card during one of the Classico's earlier in the year.

Neither Pepe nor Cesc were booked for their roles in the incident.

Buona Fortuna · 31-12-2014 08:01PM

KC161 wrote: »

How does one become a mod?

They are specially chosen by Jesus.

But if you ask you definately don't get.

So sorry but you've just blown it.

Sadly your above post will follow you around like a black ball:)

KomradeBishop · 31-12-2014 08:09PM

For this year, if I count correctly (can't see everything from old accounts):
1 infraction (plus another, reversed)
1 siteban, under really odd/confusing circumstances, reversed.
1 ban, from Political Theory, for saying economic/political theory intersect.
2 warnings.

boardsuser1 · 31-12-2014 08:15PM

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

They are specially chosen by Jesus.

But if you ask you definately don't get.

So sorry but you've just blown it.

Sadly your above post will follow you around like a black ball:)

Won't be around or be able to behave long enough for the Lord jesus christ to choose my good self, lets hope this post also follows me like a black ball

Boskowski · 31-12-2014 08:20PM

Not too bad, one yellow (admitting to trolling), one red (insult)

looksee · 31-12-2014 08:21PM

Got a couple of warnings ages ago, nothing this year. Haven't issued any either...

Rezident · 31-12-2014 08:33PM

1 warning for criticising Islam - I suppose I got off lightly!

The One Who Knocks · 31-12-2014 09:48PM

CosmoCramer wrote: »

Do they ever give an amnesty for disciplinary violations?

I got unbanned before in exchange for detailing a site vulnerability if that counts?

Sand · 31-12-2014 10:08PM

I've been a good boy - only one red in the last 26 months, and that red for telling a poster I wouldn't expend more effort on the thread answering their questions than they had asking them.

I must admit, since then I've mirrored that poster several times by imitating their one-liner-question-ignore-the-response style back to them but remarkably they *keep* falling for it. Apparently they genuinely think that's a discussion.

Your 2014 disciplinary record?

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