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Friendship Engagement

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Maybe he's gay and they're very young.

    This is cringey but guys saying stuff like it's alien for him to be friends with a woman and "Every hole is a goal" are also cringey.

    Nah I can be friends with a girl, just I'd always ne thinking about having sex with them. I just happen to be a very sexual guy with a strong link between friendship and sexy times


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    Well, congratulations to the happy couple who are engaged to be friends. Have they set a date yet for the upcoming friendship?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,652 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    To think, there are people going into schools and shooting kids, yet these fucking twats are still alive.

    I despair for this world sometimes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭somefeen


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    To think, there are people going into schools and shooting kids, yet these fucking twats are still alive.

    I despair for this world sometimes.

    :confused: You OK?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭ireland.man


    somefeen wrote: »
    Nah I can be friends with a girl, just I'd always ne thinking about having sex with them. I just happen to be a very sexual guy with a strong link between friendship and sexy times

    Would you be ok with having a mate who's gay?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Would you be ok with having a mate who's gay?

    Well Im not gay so I wouldnt want to have sex with him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭ireland.man


    somefeen wrote: »
    Well Im not gay so I wouldnt want to have sex with him.

    If he was always thinking of having sex with you, it was just his usual natural urges and something he'd never act on, would you still be mates with him if you knew?


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,723 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    What? Pictures in AH? Work of the devil!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭somefeen


    If he was always thinking of having sex with you, it was just his usual natural urges and something he'd never act on, would you still be mates with him if you knew?

    I dont know, thats his decision, if he can handle suppressing those urges then i dont see a problem. If I knew about it I'd probably avoid him since I would see everything he did as just trying to get into my pants.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭ireland.man


    somefeen wrote: »
    I dont know, thats his decision, if he can handle suppressing those urges then i dont see a problem. If I knew about it I'd probably avoid him since I would see everything he did as just trying to get into my pants.

    It means he's only friends with you because he's keeping information from you that'd make you feel bad around him. Seems a bit creepy/ dishonest to me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 111 ✭✭Jinonatron


    As someone who once made it out of the friendzone Best of luck !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    somefeen wrote: »
    The concept of being friends with a girl and not wanting to shag her is completely alien to me

    Victor is hoping the "wedding night" will change their relationship.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭somefeen


    It means he's only friends with you because he's keeping information from you that'd make you feel bad around him. Seems a bit creepy/ dishonest to me.

    Man I'll be honest wiht you. I'm a wee bit drunk and all I cans say is I like to have sex with women that I connect with and if I was in a room with a load of guys that wanted to have sex with me I'd be creeped out. Henceforth I dont have female friends because I'd just want to get my grind on with their juicy bits and they might take offense to that. I suppose what they don't know wont hurt them but even while I am in a commited relationship if I think there is an opportunity to touch the aforementioned juicy bits I will always be tempted.

    Thats just me, other guys seem to manage alright. perhaps its a lack of female friends while growing up or something or maybe just that I'm a total perv.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭ireland.man


    Is it a piece of string around her finger? Are they just having a laugh?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,200 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    somefeen wrote: »
    Pretty much, as soon as a girl seems to connect with me I immediately want to have sex with them. Its just the way I am. Very awkward when I get along with my GFs friends are my friends GFs. I dont know how people do it, but i dont judge so please dont judge me.

    Who's judging?

    I was only asking a question, you can ride half the country and it's no difference to me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    I'm sad, I wish I'll find a personer to alskar dig in snart too.

    Man, seriously, what happened in this post? Did you have a stroke while you were typing it?


  • Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Man, seriously, what happened in this post? Did you have a stroke while you were typing it?

    Poor old Victor will be having a life time of strokes in the friendzone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭RobYourBuilder


    Of course they are Swedish. Where else could such f*ckery exist?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,913 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Whenever I hear the word friendzone, I always think of Owen Wilson's character in Meet The Fockers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,913 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Of course they are Swedish. Where else could such f*ckery exist?

    San Francisco would be my guess.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭RobYourBuilder


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    San Francisco would be my guess.

    Victor responds to the status in Swedish.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,513 ✭✭✭whupdedo


    Theyre proper cnuts them cnuts


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,576 ✭✭✭StormWarrior


    somefeen wrote: »
    I'd just want to get my grind on with their juicy bits and they might take offense to that.

    Quite honestly the most grotesque turn of phrase I have ever heard. I just got food poisoning from reading that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    Some people are dorks and nerds. Leave them be.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,322 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    Xios wrote: »
    A moment of silence please, for our lost brother.

    Indeed. Let it be known that I've revoked his mancard too.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    Some people are dorks and nerds. Leave them be.



    I'm a nerd and even the nerdiest kunts I know would laugh and call this guy pathetic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    I'm a nerd and even the nerdiest kunts I know would laugh and call this guy pathetic.

    Well, nerd goes deeper than you yourself have plumbed.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,188 ✭✭✭DoYouEvenLift


    Well, nerd goes deeper than you yourself have plumbed.


    The picture in the op has nothing to do with being a nerd or a dork. I'm pretty sure you could hold a survey at a world of Warcraft convention and the majority of people would say he's friendzoned and balless.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    The picture in the op has nothing to do with being a nerd or a dork. I'm pretty sure you could hold a survey at a world of Warcraft convention and the majority of people would say he's friendzoned and balless.

    Shockingly, there are different views on what is manly.


    For instance, I am never impressed by the masculinity of grown men mocking pictures of nerds online. Warcraft'd get me wet faster.


    NERD PRIDE


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,656 ✭✭✭somefeen


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Poor old Victor will be having a life time of strokes in the friendzone.

    Atleast she put her finger in his ring


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