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Your most embarrassing sex story

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  • #602
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    anto9 wrote: »
    on reflection i should have said ,B.B.B.J.C.I.M. (BARE BACK BLOW JOB CUM IN MOUTH .LOL :D

    Glad you added the "BareBack" bit that cos it makes it a whole lot better.


  • #603
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,900 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Buona Fortuna wrote: »
    Glad you added the "BareBack" bit that cos it makes it a whole lot better.

    Ah sure, if I decided to get a BJ and finish in a mans mouth I may as well go all the way and bang him as well :pac:


  • #604
    anto9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 883 ✭✭✭anto9


    dinorebel wrote: »
    After seeing this "B.B.B.J.C.I.M" I dread to think what B.T.W stands for in your world.

    B.T.W ....BY THE WAY .......The tranny experience was before i got married B.T.W.:o


  • #605
    dinorebel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    anto9 wrote: »
    B.T.W ....BY THE WAY .......The tranny experience was before i got married B.T.W.:o
    And there was me thinking it was Bottom to Willy.


  • #606
    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    Mine was a good few weeks ago with a girl i was seeing and the last time i seen her.

    In the middle of having sex she said to me let me get a knife and i will cut you and i won't to drink your blood and be covered in it while where doing it as we will fell so much closer by doing it.

    I never got up from having sex so fast it my life just going No no no no no get get out .....


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  • #607
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,900 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    samapple789 wrote: »
    Mine was a good few weeks ago with a girl i was seeing and the last time i seen her.

    In the middle of having sex she said to me let me get a knife and i will cut you and i won't to drink your blood and be covered in it while where doing it as we will fell so much closer by doing it.

    I never got up from having sex so fast it my life just going No no no no no get get out .....

    Fook off :eek:


  • #608
    adam88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,610 ✭✭✭adam88


    bear1 wrote: »
    Ah sure, if I decided to get a BJ and finish in a mans mouth I may as well go all the way and bang him as well :pac:

    Ya your true. Any hole is a goal, only difference between a straight man and gay man is a few pints. It's the same orgasm at the end lol


  • #609
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,917 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    adam88 wrote: »
    It's the same orgasm at the end lol
    Why not just **** if that's the case?


  • #610
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    This thread really went downhill.


  • #611
    TrustedApple
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭TrustedApple


    bear1 wrote: »
    Fook off :eek:

    No no it wasint a joke i was a bit shell shocked for a few weeks after i was completely freaked out by it and still am to this day :eek:.


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  • #612
    adam88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,610 ✭✭✭adam88


    anto9 wrote: »
    B.T.W ....BY THE WAY .......The tranny experience was before i got married B.T.W.:o

    Your actually being serious about that ain't you


  • #613
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,900 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    syklops wrote: »
    This thread really went downhill.

    Or up hill for one poster.


  • #614
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,900 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    adam88 wrote: »
    Ya your true. Any hole is a goal, only difference between a straight man and gay man is a few pints. It's the same orgasm at the end lol

    Tis funny that, I've had quite a few serious sessions and not once have I thought "Ah Rob... gives us an auld tug there will ya"
    :p


  • #615
    adam88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,610 ✭✭✭adam88


    bear1 wrote: »
    Tis funny that, I've had quite a few serious sessions and not once have I thought "Ah Rob... gives us an auld tug there will ya"
    :p

    Haha. Ive seen it happen


  • #616
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    bear1 wrote: »
    Tis funny that, I've had quite a few serious sessions and not once have I thought "Ah Rob... gives us an auld tug there will ya"
    :p

    Uhoh... Peepshow flashback! :eek:


  • #617
    blackwhite
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,500 ✭✭✭blackwhite


    adam88 wrote: »
    Ya your true. Any hole is a goal, only difference between a straight man and gay man is a few pints. It's the same orgasm at the end lol

    Quotes like that are ever bit as reprehensible as the homophobes who claim that homosexuals only "turned" because they couldn't get anyone of the opposite sex.


  • #618
    adam88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,610 ✭✭✭adam88


    blackwhite wrote: »
    Quotes like that are ever bit as reprehensible as the homophobes who claim that homosexuals only "turned" because they couldn't get anyone of the opposite sex.

    English please


  • #619
    dinorebel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭dinorebel


    adam88 wrote: »
    English please
    Or maybe Thai.


  • #620
    Calibos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,851 ✭✭✭Calibos


    adam88 wrote: »
    English please

    You're giving the morons who think homosexuality is a choice ammunition.


  • #621
    adam88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,610 ✭✭✭adam88


    Calibos wrote: »
    You're giving the morons who think homosexuality is a choice ammunition.

    No it's not a choice for many but for many "straight" men its a choice they opt for when they're hormy enough


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  • #622
    anto9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 883 ✭✭✭anto9


    adam88 wrote: »
    Ya your true. Any hole is a goal, only difference between a straight man and gay man is a few pints. It's the same orgasm at the end lol[/QUOT


    >>only difference between a straight man and gay man is a few pints.<< does that include taking it up the trade mans entrance ? I think there is more to it than a few pints .:D


  • #623
    anto9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 883 ✭✭✭anto9


    adam88 wrote: »
    Your actually being serious about that ain't you


    Am i ? ..maybe i made the whole thing up ?


  • #624
    Calibos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,851 ✭✭✭Calibos


    adam88 wrote: »
    No it's not a choice for many but for many "straight" men its a choice they opt for when they're hormy enough

    Latent bisexuals you mean.


  • #625
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    anto9 wrote: »
    Am i ? ..maybe i made the whole thing up ?

    Considering the nonsensical grammatical error in the original post, I'm guessing that's highly likely…


  • #626
    anto9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 883 ✭✭✭anto9


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Considering the nonsensical grammatical error in the original post, I'm guessing that's highly likely…


    Going on about grammar again ? You really are a tight arsed ,constipated Kunt. lol :rolleyes:


  • #627
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    anto9 wrote: »
    Going on about grammar again ? You really are a tight arsed ,constipated Kunt. lol :rolleyes:

    Probably but at least I don't feel the need to make up stories about getting blowjobs from ladyboys.


  • #628
    humanji
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Will you two give it a rest?


  • #629
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,270 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    adam88 wrote: »
    Haha. Ive seen it happen


    that's southsiders rugby clubs for ye then eh!! ger owra my pub!!!!


  • #630
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,270 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    blackwhite wrote: »
    Quotes like that are ever bit as reprehensible as the homophobes who claim that homosexuals only "turned" because they couldn't get anyone of the opposite sex.


    how would same homophobe describe someone so slick they can pull both sexes then anytime ???? sexually ambidextrous?


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  • #631
    anto9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 883 ✭✭✭anto9


    humanji wrote: »
    Will you two give it a rest?

    Sorry ,but grammar and spelling Nazis ,get to me .There are far more important things in life .
    :rolleyes:The L.B story was real by the way .( and they really know how to suck cock properly .They could suck a golf ball through a garden hose lol).


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