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Your most embarrassing sex story

Timmyctc

What is your most embarrassing sexual experience? I want all the nitty gritty details.

I heard a story from a friend (so take it with a massive dose of salt) But basically this lad who is now in oz pulled, to put it eloquently, a junkie, in a bar then later, during sex she suggested to insert a knotted rope into his back passage as it would "make the orgasm f***ing fantastic" in her words.

Anyways as he was about to finish the job she pulled the rope out and he shat everywhere, grabbed his clothes and paniced and started apologising only to see the junkie woman rolling around in his defecate. He promptly exited the premises and returned home before (for some unbeknownst to me reason he told the rest of the lads he lived with this story)

Personally my embarrassing experience would be I think when I was 15 an older girl wanted to have sex with me I think I unraveled a condom before trying to put it on. Needless to say I didn't lose my virginity that day.

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Buona Fortuna

anto9 wrote: »

on reflection i should have said ,B.B.B.J.C.I.M. (BARE BACK BLOW JOB CUM IN MOUTH .LOL

Glad you added the "BareBack" bit that cos it makes it a whole lot better.

bear1

Buona Fortuna wrote: »

Glad you added the "BareBack" bit that cos it makes it a whole lot better.

Ah sure, if I decided to get a BJ and finish in a mans mouth I may as well go all the way and bang him as well :pac:

anto9

dinorebel wrote: »

After seeing this "B.B.B.J.C.I.M" I dread to think what B.T.W stands for in your world.

B.T.W ....BY THE WAY .......The tranny experience was before i got married B.T.W.:o

dinorebel

anto9 wrote: »

B.T.W ....BY THE WAY .......The tranny experience was before i got married B.T.W.:o

And there was me thinking it was Bottom to Willy.

TrustedApple

Mine was a good few weeks ago with a girl i was seeing and the last time i seen her.

In the middle of having sex she said to me let me get a knife and i will cut you and i won't to drink your blood and be covered in it while where doing it as we will fell so much closer by doing it.

I never got up from having sex so fast it my life just going No no no no no get get out .....

bear1

samapple789 wrote: »

Mine was a good few weeks ago with a girl i was seeing and the last time i seen her.

In the middle of having sex she said to me let me get a knife and i will cut you and i won't to drink your blood and be covered in it while where doing it as we will fell so much closer by doing it.

I never got up from having sex so fast it my life just going No no no no no get get out .....

Fook off :eek:

adam88

bear1 wrote: »

Ah sure, if I decided to get a BJ and finish in a mans mouth I may as well go all the way and bang him as well :pac:

Ya your true. Any hole is a goal, only difference between a straight man and gay man is a few pints. It's the same orgasm at the end lol

[Deleted User]

adam88 wrote: »

It's the same orgasm at the end lol

Why not just **** if that's the case?

syklops

This thread really went downhill.

TrustedApple

bear1 wrote: »

Fook off :eek:

No no it wasint a joke i was a bit shell shocked for a few weeks after i was completely freaked out by it and still am to this day :eek:.

adam88

anto9 wrote: »

B.T.W ....BY THE WAY .......The tranny experience was before i got married B.T.W.:o

Your actually being serious about that ain't you

bear1

syklops wrote: »

This thread really went downhill.

Or up hill for one poster.

bear1

adam88 wrote: »

Ya your true. Any hole is a goal, only difference between a straight man and gay man is a few pints. It's the same orgasm at the end lol

Tis funny that, I've had quite a few serious sessions and not once have I thought "Ah Rob... gives us an auld tug there will ya"

adam88

bear1 wrote: »

Tis funny that, I've had quite a few serious sessions and not once have I thought "Ah Rob... gives us an auld tug there will ya"

Haha. Ive seen it happen

syklops

bear1 wrote: »

Tis funny that, I've had quite a few serious sessions and not once have I thought "Ah Rob... gives us an auld tug there will ya"

Uhoh... Peepshow flashback! :eek:

blackwhite

adam88 wrote: »

Ya your true. Any hole is a goal, only difference between a straight man and gay man is a few pints. It's the same orgasm at the end lol

Quotes like that are ever bit as reprehensible as the homophobes who claim that homosexuals only "turned" because they couldn't get anyone of the opposite sex.

adam88

blackwhite wrote: »

Quotes like that are ever bit as reprehensible as the homophobes who claim that homosexuals only "turned" because they couldn't get anyone of the opposite sex.

English please

dinorebel

adam88 wrote: »

English please

Or maybe Thai.

Calibos

adam88 wrote: »

English please

You're giving the morons who think homosexuality is a choice ammunition.

adam88

Calibos wrote: »

You're giving the morons who think homosexuality is a choice ammunition.

No it's not a choice for many but for many "straight" men its a choice they opt for when they're hormy enough

anto9

adam88 wrote: »

Ya your true. Any hole is a goal, only difference between a straight man and gay man is a few pints. It's the same orgasm at the end lol[/QUOT

>>only difference between a straight man and gay man is a few pints.<< does that include taking it up the trade mans entrance ? I think there is more to it than a few pints .:D

anto9

adam88 wrote: »

Your actually being serious about that ain't you

Am i ? ..maybe i made the whole thing up ?

Calibos

adam88 wrote: »

No it's not a choice for many but for many "straight" men its a choice they opt for when they're hormy enough

Latent bisexuals you mean.

kunst nugget

anto9 wrote: »

Am i ? ..maybe i made the whole thing up ?

Considering the nonsensical grammatical error in the original post, I'm guessing that's highly likely…

anto9

kunst nugget wrote: »

Considering the nonsensical grammatical error in the original post, I'm guessing that's highly likely…

Going on about grammar again ? You really are a tight arsed ,constipated Kunt. lol :rolleyes:

kunst nugget

anto9 wrote: »

Going on about grammar again ? You really are a tight arsed ,constipated Kunt. lol :rolleyes:

Probably but at least I don't feel the need to make up stories about getting blowjobs from ladyboys.

humanji

Will you two give it a rest?

[Deleted User]

adam88 wrote: »

Haha. Ive seen it happen

that's southsiders rugby clubs for ye then eh!! ger owra my pub!!!!

[Deleted User]

blackwhite wrote: »

Quotes like that are ever bit as reprehensible as the homophobes who claim that homosexuals only "turned" because they couldn't get anyone of the opposite sex.

how would same homophobe describe someone so slick they can pull both sexes then anytime ???? sexually ambidextrous?

anto9

humanji wrote: »

Will you two give it a rest?

Sorry ,but grammar and spelling Nazis ,get to me .There are far more important things in life .
:rolleyes:The L.B story was real by the way .( and they really know how to suck cock properly .They could suck a golf ball through a garden hose lol).