Best nickname youve heard?

Why_oh_why · 19-12-2014 10:25AM

A fella had a mobile chipper outside the dance halls in the 60s, nicknamed by his friends "poison the parish".

A man in his 80s still known as poison!

Sinister Kid · 19-12-2014 10:33AM

sh1tstirrer wrote: »

My first day working on a building site and the foreman kept calling a worker donkey so I asked him why does he call you donkey he replied he aw he aw he always calls me that.

My dad worked on the sites for years & was called Donkey....

Larbre34 · 19-12-2014 11:18AM

Welshman and Wasps rugby coach Dai Young is known as 'Live fast'...!

BBDBB · 19-12-2014 11:21AM

smurgen wrote: »

Cheque book Willy . Fella will my dad used used to know.he used write cheques for for the smallest of things like a pint of milk. Fella in our class with one testicle , we called him bolloclopse!

we had a lad in my class who had a testicle removed for some reason, he instantly became "womble"...(oneball)

Tiger Mcilroy · 19-12-2014 11:37AM

A lad in my home town is known as Temazepan.....could bore a corpse to sleep.

Green Giant · 19-12-2014 11:38AM

Flipper! Flipper the Priest!

AstraOwner · 19-12-2014 11:48AM

There's an Irish racehorse trainer who's well known as Boots Madden. Even in the media he's known as Boots. No idea why.

But he has two sons, both jockeys. Socks and Slippers.

Saipanne · 19-12-2014 11:50AM

I knew a girl in school called Chips & Beans.

No idea where it came from.

Wabbit Ears · 19-12-2014 12:01PM

Guy I knew had a brown birthmark in his index finger, Was forever known as sh1tfinger.

smash · 19-12-2014 12:05PM

Had a drunken discussion a few years ago with a few friends and the topic of local gossip came up. One of the lads (named Peter) said the worst kind of gossip would be if someone branded you a pedo, to which someone replied Pedo Peter, and that stuck for a while.

Caliden · 19-12-2014 12:19PM

Local fella called Bull, no idea where it came from.

Anyway he had 2 sons and they were instantly given the names Bullock and Calfeen when they were going to school.

Keyzer · 19-12-2014 12:21PM

Baldy Conscience wrote: »

Mate of mine was called chickenwings.

He performed oral sex on a female who was menstruating, and afterwards looked like he'd been consuming BBQ Wings.

This is f@cking deplorable...

smash · 19-12-2014 12:24PM

Keyzer wrote: »

This is f@cking deplorable...

It's also a load of balls. I can't imagine anyone would do that and then appear with a blood covered face to show all his friends so they could come up with the nickname.

19-12-2014 12:35PM

Azzy.

Old bloke I knew. When he was young, he wanted to be a boxer. He trained and fought, stuck to a good diet and didn't smoke or drink til he was in his late 20's.

Got the nickname from people asking his da, "Azzy (has he) had a drink yet?"

Hoop66 · 19-12-2014 12:40PM

smash wrote: »

It's also a load of balls. I can't imagine anyone would do that and then appear with a blood covered face to show all his friends so they could come up with the nickname.

It's quite the rite of passage in some circles. Also known as getting your red wings.

smash · 19-12-2014 12:43PM

Hoop66 wrote: »

It's quite the rite of passage in some circles. Also known as getting your red wings.

No it's not. That's shagging someone during their period.

marketty · 19-12-2014 01:12PM

Saipanne wrote: »

I knew a girl in school called Chips & Beans.

No idea where it came from.

Fond of the sausage I'd say

Hoop66 · 19-12-2014 01:22PM

Another one from Uni days. A girl who was known as "Penny the polisher". I'll leave it up to you to guess why.

Hoop66 · 19-12-2014 01:24PM

smash wrote: »

No it's not. That's shagging someone during their period.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Earning%20Red%20Wings

Kkid · 19-12-2014 01:32PM

I know of a lad who was Chip Murphy, he wasn't quite the full spud..... Another was Gorta cause he was so thin he looked like the lads in the ad for Gorta in the early 80's and the best for me is a lad named Ford in college brought a stunner to his college ball and she wouldn't let him kiss her until he coughed up extra cash... clearly a fan of escorts

Bigus · 19-12-2014 01:37PM

Bungalow Bill .......he had Nothing upstairs

And Leaky the plumber, very complimentary

smash · 19-12-2014 01:39PM

Hoop66 wrote: »

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Earning%20Red%20Wings

Did you even scroll down the page? "To have sex with a menstruating female, leaving red marks resembling wings on the thighs of both parties."

Dancor · 19-12-2014 01:49PM

An Irish MMA fighter called James ''Sexual'' Heelan

Tubberadora · 19-12-2014 01:49PM

Lad I knew called niall o toole. Beverly hills niall o toole one o.

Kkid · 19-12-2014 01:50PM

We also have this @Tubberadora lad nicknamed Bev as he's always in the office at 9.02.

corner of hells · 19-12-2014 02:12PM

Tubberadora wrote: »

Lad I knew called niall o toole. Beverly hills niall o toole one o.

Kkid wrote: »

We also have this @Tubberadora lad nicknamed Bev as he's always in the office at 9.02.

You two are both roofers ,right ? Tin roofers .

conorhal · 19-12-2014 03:06PM

Knew a guy in school called Mono because he went 'from stereo to mono' thanks to an unfortunate rugby tackle that cost him a testicle..... ouch..

uch · 19-12-2014 03:08PM

Grew up with a Fella called Farto, you can probably guess why

Hoop66 · 19-12-2014 03:14PM

smash wrote: »

Did you even scroll down the page? "To have sex with a menstruating female, leaving red marks resembling wings on the thighs of both parties."

I'm not saying that it doesn't mean "have sex with a menstruating woman", I 'm just saying that it also refers to cunnilingulating* a menstruating women, specifically for bikers.

* a perfectly cromulent word.

harry Bailey esq · 19-12-2014 03:15PM

wilhelm roentgen wrote: »

I knew a guy who worked for local panel beaters here in Cork, his workmates used to call him call him ‘Soup’.
‘Why Soup?’ I asked
‘Cos he’s a thick Country Vegetable’ came the reply.

Be careful brendan o carrol dosnt sue ya,he's been throwing that line out since the late eighties :pac:
An oldie but a goodie

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