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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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  • #1352
    joe stodge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    cantdecide wrote: »
    ...because I think I can beat them all. I swear I considered strangling the poor little bugger to death for his own good. Sit down. Calmly take a deep breath and prepare yourself...

    Isis.
    Bet they're regretting that now.


  • #1353
    stop animal cruelty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭stop animal cruelty


    Sky. Fuksake :/


  • #1354
    heldel00
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭heldel00


    Meant to add earlier, my new surname is King. You would not believe how many names do not go with King...
    Shay king
    Joe king
    Faye king
    Wan king (obv joking with this one!)


  • #1355
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Twins Esther and Polly. They have to be in their 30s now and mortified.


  • #1356
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    A guy on Judge Judy a few months ago was Justin Case.


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  • #1357
    sh1tstirrer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,485 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    Harry Acidic Vacancy wrote: »
    A guy on Judge Judy a few months ago was Justin Case.

    Wasn't he the author of the book "Be ready"


  • #1358
    Fiolina
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 623 ✭✭✭Fiolina


    Came across a Rylee (boy) today :(


  • #1359
    ollaetta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭ollaetta


    I see Games of Thrones names are getting popular in the UK and no doubt here as well. People naming their children after GoT characters Only a matter of time I suppose.


  • #1360
    BuilderPlumber
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,378 ✭✭✭BuilderPlumber


    I'm sure there's someone named Nidge somewhere too! And Fran, Dano, Tommy, Tony, Darren, Leighton, Siobhan, Trish, etc. will get revived too! How about going one step futher and have a double name Coola Boola!


  • #1361
    stop animal cruelty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭stop animal cruelty


    kitty and penny - why oh why??


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  • #1362
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Clint Rock.

    I am not making this up. Irish kid. "Fo real"


  • #1363
    ShadowHearth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,911 ✭✭✭✭ShadowHearth


    Adolf

    "Its about time they would bring it back!"

    Michael Mcintyre


  • #1364
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    Sadbh - it just doesn't sound right!


  • #1365
    The One Doctor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,322 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    Tyler Dillon.


  • #1366
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    Chucky


  • #1367
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Angel and Hunter. Something really odd about a baby called Hunter.


  • #1368
    ratmouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Angel and Hunter. Something really odd about a baby called Hunter.

    Hunter is the name of the baby in the Paranormal activity Films. Says it all really!


  • #1369
    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    ratmouse wrote: »
    Chucky

    Followed by 'ar la', would be fairly dodgy alright.


  • #1370
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,457 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    I recently met a baby Beyonce. I nearly choked when her mother told me her name. I've heard rumours that another new addition to that same extended family is called Lady Ga Ga. I had thought that was just a story but since meeting little Beyonce I wouldn't be surprised.


  • #1371
    miss_shadow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭miss_shadow


    Shakira. Yep. She's around 10 now I reckon. Poor kid


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  • #1372
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    bumper234 wrote: »
    No no no


    I beat you.


    Her brother in laws brother in the UK has just had a kid



    They called him




    and seriously only a ****ing Scouser would do this



    REX! :eek:


    Ex RTE presenter and cocaine enthusiast Gerry Ryan's son's name is Rex Ryan. And yes, he works in RTE.


  • #1373
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    ratmouse wrote: »
    Sadbh - it just doesn't sound right!

    It's actually spelt Sadhbh. And I think it's a beautiful name.


  • #1374
    Drdoc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 168 ✭✭Drdoc


    Mcjesus
    Yep it's real.


  • #1375
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    It's actually spelt Sadhbh. And I think it's a beautiful name.

    In was struggling to spell it on my nieces Christmas card, then remembered she spells it Sive! :o


  • #1376
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Drdoc wrote: »
    Mcjesus
    Yep it's real.

    Don't forget his brother, Mcnugget


  • #1377
    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Odran, fairly bad as names go.

    What do some people do?

    Odhran.

    Great stuff when little Odhran works abroad & has to spell out his name to everyone he meets.

    Nobody in his native country could spell it either.

    It's like wanting a child with a lisp, or sticky-out ears.

    Words fail.:confused:


  • #1378
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    Angel and Hunter. Something really odd about a baby called Hunter.

    All set for the Gladiators tv reboot.


  • #1379
    Aeternum
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 471 ✭✭Aeternum


    Chardonnay. No joke.


  • #1380
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Filmer Paradise wrote: »
    Odran, fairly bad as names go.

    What do some people do?

    Odhran.

    Great stuff when little Odhran works abroad & has to spell out his name to everyone he meets.

    Nobody in his native country could spell it either.

    It's like wanting a child with a lisp, or sticky-out ears.

    Words fail.:confused:

    I know a little girl called Aalaiyeeah. Another vowel please Carol....


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  • #1381
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,457 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Aeternum wrote: »
    Chardonnay. No joke.

    A brother and sister named Bailey and Tequila, tho I think it was spelled Tekeela.


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