What do you do that no one else knows about?

Kermit.de.frog · 17-12-2014 03:01PM #1

I guess Batman or The Citizen would be the best analogy here. They deal with Dublin's Gotham's scum in their spare time though you wouldn't know it as they are out fighting crime while your tucked in bed with a hot water bottle. But nobody (except boardsies in The Citizen's case) knows they do it.

Personally I don't do anything that out of the ordinary so to speak that anyone would want to know about because I am boring but I know many friends which engage in curious after hours activities.

What's yours?

maxwell smart · 17-12-2014 03:02PM

I would tell you, but I'd have to kill you

Mesrine65 · 17-12-2014 03:02PM

That would be telling

jimgoose · 17-12-2014 03:07PM

I live as one of them, Kal-El! :cool:

yeppydeppy · 17-12-2014 03:11PM

Sure, the bishop wouldn't ask me that! No, wait, he probably would, the pervy feck.

magma69 · 17-12-2014 03:12PM

I keep a gimp locked up under my shop. Although one other person knows about it.

Frosty McSnowballs · 17-12-2014 03:13PM

Nothing too exciting. There was a guy selling papers at the lights near my house. I used to bring him a cup of tea from the shop as I drove by. He always seemed happy enough but probably fcuked it away once I left

.

I also used to leave a bag of clothes, some food and a few quid under some homeless peoples sleeping bags while they were asleep.

I do fcuk all of that stuff anymore. Although, I should start up a vigilante group. Who wants in?

Rubberchikken · 17-12-2014 03:13PM

can't tell. that's the whole point of secrets:D

Sauve · 17-12-2014 03:31PM

I do colouring-in.

Seriously, my house is in shyte!

iDave · 17-12-2014 03:31PM

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

but I know many friends which engage in curious after hours activities.

You mean they post here?

Menas · 17-12-2014 03:39PM

I know what it is like to be me - no one else knows that. And without telling too much, it is fcking great!

Kermit.de.frog · 17-12-2014 04:53PM

iDave wrote: »

You mean they post here?

Maybe they do.

DeadHand · 17-12-2014 04:58PM

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

What's yours?

That you've got a secret smile and you use it only for me.

JaseBelleVie · 17-12-2014 05:01PM

Eoin McLove had a big secret...

corner of hells · 17-12-2014 05:33PM

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

I guess Batman or The Citizen would be the best analogy here. They deal with Dublin's Gotham's scum in their spare time though you wouldn't know it as they are out fighting crime while your tucked in bed with a hot water bottle. But nobody (except boardsies in The Citizen's case) knows they do it.

Personally I don't do anything that out of the ordinary so to speak that anyone would want to know about because I am boring but I know many friends which engage in curious after hours activities.

What's yours?

You are doing something out of the ordinary , Kermit , sure haven't you been riding a pig for years.

Honey Monster · 17-12-2014 05:34PM

I sh1t in the sink.

Kermit.de.frog · 17-12-2014 06:51PM

corner of hells wrote: »

You are doing something out of the ordinary , Kermit , sure haven't you been riding a pig for years.

:mad:

Your moma:pac:

The Diabolical Monocle · 17-12-2014 07:11PM

I once reported a gang of scrotes who were connected to a violent incident locally, tracked them in my car and guided the Gardai to their whereabouts - ........ for what good it was worth i.e absolutely none.

Felt great though, curtain twitching cant compare.

biko · 17-12-2014 08:05PM

Buy me 15 pints and I might tell you..

DeadHand · 17-12-2014 11:01PM

The Diabolical Monocle wrote: »

I once reported a gang of scrotes who were connected to a violent incident locally, tracked them in my car and guided the Gardai to their whereabouts - ........ for what good it was worth i.e absolutely none.

Felt great though, curtain twitching cant compare.

I'd believe it.

The Gardai aren't really interested in detecting, preventing or punishing serious violence. They tend to prefer concentrating on the easier targets.

Mister Vain · 24-12-2014 10:34AM

Every Friday I have a girl come over to my house. I have sex with her and then give her 100 Euro for a taxi home.

What do you do that no one else knows about?

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