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Minding a rabbit for a few days

  • 14-12-2014 04:45PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭


    So im minding a rabbit for a few days

    Do they just sleep? What do they do? Would he be ****less of the dog?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 393 ✭✭bonerjams03


    Flipper, Flipper the priest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    At least if he gets unruly you can point to the pot of boiled veg on the hob and tell him to cop on.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,296 ✭✭✭✭Jawgap


    Be grand.....just put this on for it to watch......



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,335 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    Fatal attraction is another one to watch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,901 ✭✭✭Mince Pie


    They love to eat chair legs, skirting boards and doors. Basically they love a good chew. Oh and wires, they love chewing the wires.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47 Viriconia


    Mince Pie wrote: »
    They love to eat chair legs, skirting boards and doors. Basically they love a good chew. Oh and wires, they love chewing the wires.

    Mine have never eaten chair legs, skirting boards or doors, but my god they're mad for the wires. They've nearly cooked themselves several times over.

    Don't let the dog near them, even if it doesn't harm it, they can die of fright really easily, not worth it.

    They also don't just sleep, they gallop around like arseholes at stupid o'clock and start banging their food plate around the place if they think it's time they got fed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Let the dog see the rabbit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,901 ✭✭✭Mince Pie


    Viriconia wrote: »
    Mine have never eaten chair legs, skirting boards or doors, but my god they're mad for the wires. They've nearly cooked themselves several times over.

    Don't let the dog near them, even if it doesn't harm it, they can die of fright really easily, not worth it.

    They also don't just sleep, they gallop around like arseholes at stupid o'clock and start banging their food plate around the place if they think it's time they got fed.

    My friends flat is wrecked and I'm sure they will sit on the couch one day and it will just collapse from the legs being chewed.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Don't use a taser on it what ever you do!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 591 ✭✭✭Justjens


    They breed like the proverbial, you'll have dozens by the time you give it back.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Eat the rabbit
    Eat the rabbit
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    Eat the rabbit
    Eat the rabbit
    Eat the rabbit
    Eat the rabbit
    Eat the rabbit
    Eat the rabbit
    Eat the rabbit
    Eat the rabbit
    Eat the rabbit


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Rabbits poop a lot.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,439 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Itzy wrote: »
    Don't use a taser on it what ever you do!

    I want to know more , but I don't want to know more , if you know what I mcan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    They love gravy


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    I want to know more , but I don't want to know more , if you know what I mcan.

    :P I can never find those legendary threads, especially where the OP zapped his dog!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Male rabbits will hump anything, so when he gets his lipstick out, kick him as hard as you can in the nuts and he'll not get off the floor for 4 days


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,380 ✭✭✭✭Banjo String




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Are rabbits really all Japanese?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,226 ✭✭✭Pedro K


    Rabbit stew is very nice...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 232 ✭✭TheOtherBloke


    Get the bishop to come over :)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,220 ✭✭✭braddun


    do magic tricks make the rabbit disappear


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,669 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    At least if he gets unruly you can point to the pot of boiled veg on the hob and tell him to cop on.

    That's the only way to deal with a brace of coneys, I reckons.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    His just staring at me..bemused to fook


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 299 ✭✭slaneylad


    i had a rabbit years ago and he died because i gave him a different brand of food. There really easy to kill


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    I have two rabbits, lovely they are. Don't wash them, and don't give them chocolate, don't let them near any wires neither.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    slaneylad wrote: »
    i had a rabbit years ago and he died because i gave him a different brand of food. There really easy to kill


    Jeez thats for the re- assurance


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Specialun wrote: »
    His just staring at me..bemused to fook

    Stare him down, he's trying to assert his dominance!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    arently they geos mad at nighttimes...as there mainly nocturnal....also any house I ever seen rabbits in do smell

    though there deos a neighbour come here and take away bags of hay for their kids rabbits so that's where I get my info from!!


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