Burglars trod excrement through mother's home

Kermit.de.frog · 08-12-2014 06:25PM #1

Ah sure t'is nothin to do. Little scamps.

Sadly happening all over the place (not the excrement part).

http://www.independent.ie/irish-news/thieves-robbed-all-our-possessions-and-trod-excrement-through-my-home-while-we-visited-santa-30809153.html

A number of houses in my own estate were broken in to on the same day in broad daylight last year. It's more brazen than it was.

And if you confront them and kicked the ever living sh!t out of them for entering your property they will have you in court. Equally if you don't and catch them they will get free legal aid.

Joke of a system.

Sonderkommando · 08-12-2014 06:29PM

A severe beating should be given to them if caught.

Vermin of the highest order.

TwoShedsJackson · 08-12-2014 06:29PM

I've trod excrement through by own home a couple of times. Accidentally of course.

Of course I'm not a mother so any opinion I might hold would be invalid.

How many homes in your estate weren't broken into in broad daylight on that day last year?

fro9etb8j5qsl2 · 08-12-2014 06:31PM

If it was the bugulars own excrement, surely there's a way gardai could extract dna from it and perhaps catch the criminals?

Kermit.de.frog · 08-12-2014 06:35PM

Colin Famous Fossil wrote: »

If it was the bugulars own excrement, surely there's a way gardai could extract dna from it and perhaps catch the criminals?

Yeah but it's the gardaí we are talking about here not CSI Miami.

The Backwards Man · 08-12-2014 06:37PM

I remember the only time I ever put white carpets in a house, neighbour came in that very night with the shoes clattered in sheep dung. Carpet was fcuked out almost as quick as the neighbour.

Kermit.de.frog · 08-12-2014 06:38PM

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

How many homes in your estate weren't broken into in broad daylight on that day last year?

In my own estate at least 5 houses out of 62 were broken in to.

TwoShedsJackson · 08-12-2014 06:39PM

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

In my own estate at least 5 houses out of 62 were broken in to.

So 57 out of 62 were not?

Gran Hermano · 08-12-2014 06:41PM

According to the article they took her teenage son's hairdressing bag.

Soups123 · 08-12-2014 06:42PM

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

So 57 out of 62 were not?

Im pretty sure thats feck all comfort to the 5 homes that were burgled

catallus · 08-12-2014 06:42PM

There must be good money to made doing burglaries, I suppose.

TheHappyChappy · 08-12-2014 06:42PM

Next Door broken into last week, about 20 houses in our little estate over last 6 weeks.
Found phone left by burglar as they jumped back wall
Garda said "sure anyone could have lost that there"
Don't expect much help

kstand · 08-12-2014 06:42PM

Every effort should be made to catch those responsible - did this happen in broad daylight?
Its time that the rattan cane was introduced into society to deal with juvenile scum like this - if the perpetrators each received 6 lashes of the rattan and weren't able to sit down for a month after it, I think the would think twice of any such behaviour in future and it would also lay down a marker for anyone else thinking of acting the same way. And no distinction either - boys or girls if they are guilty of this sort of thing should receive the rattan.

Kermit.de.frog · 08-12-2014 06:43PM

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

So 57 out of 62 were not?

What's the point? It's a small estate and 5 houses were robbed on the one day. Are you putting forward an excuse? Trying to minimise something that happens all over Dublin because 57 out of 62 houses might not have been robbed?

If someone breaks in to your house, violates your home and takes your belongings mark my words you will understand.

Banjo String · 08-12-2014 06:44PM

Gran Hermano wrote: »

According to the article they took her teenage son's hairdressing bag.

A barber?

Anyway.

Absolutely disgusting carryon to be at, robbing dirty bastards, I hope they're caught.

TheHappyChappy · 08-12-2014 06:45PM

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

What's the point? It's a small estate and 5 houses were robbed on the one day. Are you putting forward an excuse? Trying to minimise something that happens all over Dublin because 57 out of 62 houses might not have been robbed?

If someone breaks in to your house, violates your home and takes your belongings mark my words you will understand.

Me thinks he is just a troll of the highest order

TheHappyChappy · 08-12-2014 06:45PM

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

What's the point? It's a small estate and 5 houses were robbed on the one day. Are you putting forward an excuse? Trying to minimise something that happens all over Dublin because 57 out of 62 houses might not have been robbed?

If someone breaks in to your house, violates your home and takes your belongings mark my words you will understand.

Me thinks he is just a troll of the highest order

bjork · 08-12-2014 06:46PM

Colin Famous Fossil wrote: »

If it was the bugulars own excrement, surely there's a way gardai could extract dna from it and perhaps catch the criminals?

Apparently it's quite common for burglars to **** in houses they are robbing, nerves or adrenalin or something.

I haven't heard of a case yet where forensics led them back to the perpetrator by testing the stool samples.

Gran Hermano · 08-12-2014 06:47PM

In reality it's just another person whining to the media whilst looking for a new council house.

EazyD · 08-12-2014 06:50PM

Gran Hermano wrote: »

In reality it's just another person whining to the media whilst looking for a new council house.

Sounds like she's being thoroughly harassed by scum, so I don't think that's fair tbh.

TBP · 08-12-2014 06:54PM

bjork wrote: »

Apparently it's quite common for burglars to **** in houses they are robbing, nerves or adrenalin or something.

I haven't heard of a case yet where forensics led them back to the perpetrator by testing the stool samples.

Trouble there is if they robbers were clever enough they could bring some one else's poo poo and get them blamed for the robbery.

seamus · 08-12-2014 06:54PM

bjork wrote: »

Apparently it's quite common for burglars to **** in houses they are robbing, nerves or adrenalin or something.

I haven't heard of a case yet where forensics led them back to the perpetrator by testing the stool samples.

Aye. Friend of mine had their house robbed in the very early 80s, and the perps took a **** in the kitchen sink.

The kind of person who breaks into someone's house is a piece of scum anyway, so there's no reason to be surprised when they do what scummy people do.

bjork · 08-12-2014 06:58PM

TBP wrote: »

Trouble there is if they robbers were clever enough they could bring some one else's poo poo and get them blamed for the robbery.

Trouble with that would be obtaining other person poo without their knowledge :pac:

the dark phantom · 08-12-2014 07:01PM

Wouldn't it be great if we had a police force in Ireland.

Yer Aul One · 08-12-2014 07:02PM

bjork wrote: »

Trouble with that would be obtaining other person poo without their knowledge :pac:

Trouble there would be leaving the portaloo cabin with the ziplock bag without being seen/smelt

goose2005 · 08-12-2014 07:21PM

bjork wrote: »

Apparently it's quite common for burglars to **** in houses they are robbing, nerves or adrenalin or something.

Also heroin ruins your ability to control your bowels.

I haven't heard of a case yet where forensics led them back to the perpetrator by testing the stool samples.

Would be difficult but not impossible

darkpagandeath · 08-12-2014 07:22PM

Ah sure they are disadvantaged no services in their area, So they get the luas from scum town down to the south side and rob the place blind. Luas join up was worst idea ever. And if they are ever caught their free legal aid will say sure he/she has 60 previous convictions but none for a year go easy on him/her.

DeadHand · 08-12-2014 07:35PM

Unfortunetely, in my experience, the Gardai just aren't interested in doing anything about this type of crime.

the dark phantom · 08-12-2014 07:43PM

DeadHand wrote: »

Unfortunetely, in my experience, the Gardai just aren't interested in doing anything about this type of crime.

The recent report on the uselessness of the Gardaí seems to have been forgotten. Sure busting people with plants is far easier work than solving burglaries.

Dr Turk Turkelton · 08-12-2014 07:51PM

TheHappyChappy wrote: »

Next Door broken into last week, about 20 houses in our little estate over last 6 weeks.
Found phone left by burglar as they jumped back wall
Garda said "sure anyone could have lost that there"
Don't expect much help

In all fairness the Guards are useless in this country. The only point in ringing them and getting them off their fat holes is for the insurance company.
My sisters house for robbed a few years ago and two hours later when they arrived she was outside and Inspector Clouseu, looking terrified asked her were they still inside!

To Elland Back · 08-12-2014 07:58PM

bjork wrote: »

Apparently it's quite common for burglars to **** in houses they are robbing, nerves or adrenalin or something.

I haven't heard of a case yet where forensics led them back to the perpetrator by testing the stool samples.

Just came across it the once on the job (insurance claim settling). It was everywhere and I nearly barfed. Gardai caught them doing similar in another house some weeks later. Four local 15/16 year old girls from 'good homes'

Burglars trod excrement through mother's home

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