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  • #62
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Herb Powell wrote: »
    Oh, you're one of those people

    He could be telling that joke in a Norn Irish accent.


  • #63
    Kevin McCloud
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭Kevin McCloud


    Ihatecuddles wrote: »
    She's a devout Catholic in her 70's. Normally quite a shy, nervous woman but he said she was happy as Larry handing it over. He wouldn't take it from her, so now I'm worried she's going to give it to me at Christmas :eek: :o

    I wouldnt stress, sure 50 years ago there was only 2 positions.


  • #64
    TheBeardedLady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,086 ✭✭✭TheBeardedLady


    The Backwards Man wrote: »
    It's a bank holiday in Spain tomorrow isn't it?

    Yusssss. *Boobs flop down*


  • #65
    stevowhelo1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 52 ✭✭stevowhelo1


    One time during Leaving Cert year it was a hot day and I had German second last class . Earlier that day for breakfast I had beans and tuna for breakfast and for lunch, tortilla wraps with tuna garlic and mayo . 3 of them actually . German class came around and my stomach was in bits . I could feel my intestines make way for a smelly one . Let off a quiet one and I started to laugh. My ribs were sore from laughing . I could literally feel my ass on fire as the hot gas steamed out of my asshole. The smell was so bad that my teacher looked at me in disgust and called me an animal . Two farts later and I had cleared out the whole room as my classmates went outside for air ..
    Made for a funny story around the school, better out than in I always say ;)

    Never eating tuna wraps in the quantity again..


  • #66
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    stevowhelo1 wrote: »
    One time during Leaving Cert year it was a hot day and I had German second last class . Earlier that day for breakfast I had beans and tuna for breakfast and for lunch, tortilla wraps with tuna garlic and mayo . 3 of them actually . German class came around and my stomach was in bits . I could feel my intestines make way for a smelly one . Let off a quiet one and I started to laugh. My ribs were sore from laughing . I could literally feel my ass on fire as the hot gas steamed out of my asshole. The smell was so bad that my teacher looked at me in disgust and called me an animal . Two farts later and I had cleared out the whole room as my classmates went outside for air ..
    Made for a funny story around the school, better out than in I always say ;)

    Never eating tuna wraps in the quantity again..

    The youngest kid cracked off a whopper sitting on the couch last night and goes "Ahh, it's a boy".... I lolled. Everyone else, not so much..


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  • #67
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    http://i.imgur.com/5V1ajPa.png


  • #68
    Schwiiing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,840 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    What's the coldest town in Ireland?

    Birrrrrrr.


  • #69
    Green Fish
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 29 ✭Green Fish


    Did you hear about the insomniac, dyslexic, agnostic man?

    He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.


  • #70
    beks101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,802 ✭✭✭beks101


    If this doesn't make you smile, you are dead inside



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