Pet hates

They sound more like reasonable hates to me, especially people who consistently reek of musky sweat. You can feel the air getting thick and hot from the aroma emanating from them.

I used to work in a newsagents and Lidl but it still bugs me more than it should when I'm shopping and I see people abandon items in a different section of shelves, like a carton of orange juice just fúcked in between the pack of biscuits or bread left at the fridge with milk.

People that sit on the outside seat on a bus blocking the inside one. Or sit on the inside and put their **** up on the aisle seat. You didn't buy two tickets ya stupid ****

When somebody puts a forkful of food in their mouth and uses their teeth to hold the food in while they pull the fork back out (instead of using their closed lips to do the same thing).

People who chew with their mouth open

Men who will just pee ANYWHERE when on a drunken night out. I am never ever going into the phonebox across the road. There's one particular alleyway where I always have to jump over a stream of p1ss, yuck. And I'll never forget the Paddy's day when I saw a drunk eejit standing at the edge of a busy walkway holding his "lad" in his hand and just peeing everywhere and shouting abuse.

Also, I cannot stand litter. In the last week I have seen empty xanax packets, broken beer bottles, a sixpack of onion rings, discarded doggie bags, the contents of someone's kitchen bin, an entire "barrel" of toxic waste sweet wrappers discarded one by one like a feckin Hansel and Gretel trail, a used condom and much more. It makes me sad!

- Cyclists breaking red lights. And, thry wonder why motorists hate them.

- Lane/jumpers. You know the gobsh*tes that cannot face being stuck in traffic and just HAVE to get in ahead. Then, there's the idiots that let them in.

- Bad, selfish and ignorant drivers. Perhaps all linked to the above.

- Garlic breath. Well, bad breath in general. It's like as if they know they stink and have to breathe with their mouths open.

- People that don't cover their mouths when coughing or belching.

- D4 youngters. Moreso them than the older 'poshies.' Ooohhh myGod, it's, loike, soooooo irritating listening to them. Reading some things on Overheard In Dublin, they seem to be a dim bunch as well.

- Poor punctuation. I mean, writing a paragraph with no commas or full stops. Worse are letters all being lower case, which makes it near impossible to figure out where a senences ends and the next one begins.

- Ignorant people in general.

- People who wonder why I don't drink. They can be shocked by that fact. They mean well and all that, but I choose not to drink much.

- Linked to the above, but people getting so drunk that they vomit on the street. Well, the vomit is a huge pet hate of mine.