Britain bans sex acts in porn

J Mysterio · 02-12-2014 06:54PM

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Suppose you just happen to have small boobs?! I suspect the Australian federal government had a kick back arrangement with a cabal of plastic surgeons.

Natalie Portman.

Mmm. Natalie Portman.

Earl Turner · 02-12-2014 07:00PM

Pretty soon British female porn stars will have to wear veils. Actually that might not be such a bad idea.

who the fug · 02-12-2014 07:02PM

Earl Turner wrote: »

Pretty soon British female porn stars will have to wear veils. Actually that might not be such a bad idea.

Judging by their porn the British are truely weird

flutered · 02-12-2014 07:05PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Along with the internet censorship of whatever the government deems as "extremist content" the UK is going down a really depressing path.

cameron's being converted to muslim, in another year or two the mini and boob tubes will not be allowed to be worn in public

J Mysterio · 02-12-2014 07:07PM

Feck all decent porn from Britain anyway, sure everyone watches yank porn.

We have basically 0 porn films produced here. Some Irish porn would be great.

who the fug · 02-12-2014 07:09PM

flutered wrote: »

cameron's being converted to muslim, in another year or two the mini and boob tubes will not be allowed to be worn in public

You say that as if it is a bad thing

Earl Turner · 02-12-2014 07:11PM

Brit slags need a dose of sharia.

Penny Tration · 02-12-2014 07:11PM

So does this mean that when my boyfriend spanks, insults, chokes me and pulls my hair, he's actually trying to kill me?

Pretty fcuking fun way to die, I guess.

J Mysterio · 02-12-2014 07:11PM

Ta me ag teacht.

Earl Turner · 02-12-2014 07:14PM

Jingle_Balls wrote: »

So does this mean that when my boyfriend spanks, insults, chokes me and pulls my hair, he's actually trying to kill me?

Pretty fcuking fun way to die, I guess.

He's being an oppressive misogynistic ****lord and needs to go to jail.

Penny Tration · 02-12-2014 07:15PM

Earl Turner wrote: »

He's being an oppressive misogynistic ****lord and needs to go to jail.

But I asked for it!

No really, I did

02-12-2014 07:16PM

flutered wrote: »

cameron's being converted to muslim, in another year or two the mini and boob tubes will not be allowed to be worn in public

You're doing it wrong.

My name is URL · 02-12-2014 07:17PM

rosedream wrote: »

A bit naïve on my part, but had to google what fisting was.

:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Dear Christ, I am all for having the s**te banned.

If you didn't know what it was before now and have no intentions of ever viewing such things why on earth would you want it banned?

Sheep Lover · 02-12-2014 07:17PM

J Mysterio wrote: »

We have basically 0 porn films produced here. Some Irish porn would be great.

"Just bate it into me, John."

"You fcuking gobsihte, you've cum all over the good bedsheets"

BlaasForRafa · 02-12-2014 07:22PM

It seems unusual that a Tory government would pass this law, sure don't they love all the kinky stuff?

Penny Tration · 02-12-2014 07:22PM

Sheep Lover wrote: »

"Just bate it into me, John."

"You fcuking gobsihte, you've cum all over the good bedsheets"

'ah jaysus, time for a cup of tea to calm me nerves. Stick the kettle on, john'

Sheep Lover · 02-12-2014 07:22PM

Jingle_Balls wrote: »

'ah jaysus, time for a cup of tea to calm me nerves. Stick the kettle on, john'

Just as he's about to finish between her eyes.

"I've left the fcuking immersion on!"

Lyaiera · 02-12-2014 07:23PM

BlaasForRafa wrote: »

It seems unusual that a Tory government would pass this law, sure don't they love all the kinky stuff?

Yes, but only the powerful and intelligent are allowed kinky stuff, the poor people are not suitably advanced to be able to understand kink.

GarIT · 02-12-2014 07:23PM

Earl Turner wrote: »

He's being an oppressive misogynistic ****lord and needs to go to jail.

Why? Its not like it wasn't wanted.

GarIT · 02-12-2014 07:25PM

Also still no link, google returns nothing, neither do any British news sites.

who the fug · 02-12-2014 07:26PM

BlaasForRafa wrote: »

It seems unusual that a Tory government would pass this law, sure don't they love all the kinky stuff?

Yes but we all went out for a fag circa 2002 and the ****ing puritans took over

Penny Tration · 02-12-2014 07:26PM

GarIT wrote: »

Why? Its not like it wasn't wanted.

Because it's impossible for delicate little petals such as myself to enjoy anything other than missionary, for the sole purpose of breeding.

He must be forcing me into it.

I feel so exploited.

My name is URL · 02-12-2014 07:27PM

GarIT wrote: »

Also still no link, google returns nothing, neither do any British news sites.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/a-long-list-of-sex-acts-just-got-banned-in-uk-porn-9897174.html

They should worry less about what the public are watching and more about what some of their own MPs have been getting up to

Vomit · 02-12-2014 07:27PM

The people who see nothing wrong and are into this stuff (Choking, spanking etc): Ask yourselves- were you into it before or after you saw it in porn? Chicken and egg here.

And by 'young people' I'm talking about people old enough to see porn (18, 19, 20).

suicide_circus · 02-12-2014 07:28PM

BlaasForRafa wrote: »

It seems unusual that a Tory government would pass this law, sure don't they love all the kinky stuff?

yeah but if the kinky stuff is illegal, it actually increases the thrill.

Vomit · 02-12-2014 07:29PM

BTW the issue is NOT what you do in your private time/space, but what is approved for portrayal in porn.

GarIT · 02-12-2014 07:30PM

Vomit wrote: »

The people who see nothing wrong and are into this stuff (Choking, spanking etc): Ask yourselves- were you into it before or after you saw it in porn? Chicken and egg here.

And by 'young people' I'm talking about people old enough to see porn (18, 19, 20).

No, I never raced a car (legally) before I saw F1 either. Never played football before I saw it played.

I think you make a great point, porn like this opens people up to interests they wouldn't have otherwise.

Fat Christy · 02-12-2014 07:32PM

Vomit wrote: »

The people who see nothing wrong and are into this stuff (Choking, spanking etc): Ask yourselves- were you into it before or after you saw it in porn? Chicken and egg here.

And by 'young people' I'm talking about people old enough to see porn (18, 19, 20).

Why does it matter?

And for the record I always like good hard spanking, can't bate it. I've been having sex since I was 19.

Are you writing all this down? Sure send me the survey there and I'll fill it in for ya.

who the fug · 02-12-2014 07:32PM

Vomit wrote: »

The people who see nothing wrong and are into this stuff (Choking, spanking etc): Ask yourselves- were you into it before or after you saw it in porn? Chicken and egg here.

And by 'young people' I'm talking about people old enough to see porn (18, 19, 20).

46 year old here , trust me licking, face sitting, spanking were all done before the Internet and channel 5.

People are kinky, Horse it into me is fun

Vomit · 02-12-2014 07:33PM

who the fug wrote: »

46 year old here , trust me licking, face sitting, spanking were all done before the Internet and channel 5.

People are kinky, Horse it into me is fun

Porn predates the internet

Britain bans sex acts in porn

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