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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    I have by airport security. I was asked if I had anything sharp on me.
    Only my wit I replied.

    Do you ever feel frisky?

    Only on days ending in y.

    Did airport security find anything sharp on you bar your wit?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Only on days ending in y.

    Did airport security find anything sharp on you bar your wit?

    No, but they were concerned about a suspicious package.

    Would you handle a suspicious package or would you call for back up?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    No, but they were concerned about a suspicious package.

    Would you handle a suspicious package or would you call for back up?

    Oooh that's a hard one. Back up I'd say.

    Is it better to be safe than sorry?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Oooh that's a hard one. Back up I'd say.

    Is it better to be safe than sorry?

    Always.

    Do you agree that a bird giving you a hand is worth two with a bush?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Always.

    Do you agree that a bird giving you a hand is worth two with a bush?

    Is it not a bird in your hand!?......but I agree.

    Do you mix things up a lot?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Is it not a bird in your hand!?......but I agree.

    Do you mix things up a lot?

    Yeah, Sometime I put the left sock on the right foot and visa versa.

    Do you agree that pop socks are horribly unsexy?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Yeah, Sometime I put the left sock on the right foot and visa versa.

    Do you agree that pop socks are horribly unsexy?

    Yeah.....think they are meant as a method of contraception.

    What else is horribly unsexy in your opinion?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    gramar wrote: »
    Yeah, Sometime I put the left sock on the right foot and visa versa.

    Do you agree that pop socks are horribly unsexy?

    depends where ya stick the sock!!

    do u feel magical when airport security wave their magic wand over u?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    chrysagon wrote: »
    depends where ya stick the sock!!

    do u feel magical when airport security wave their magic wand over u?

    oh yeah...like thumbelina.

    Ever had anything to declare?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    gramar wrote: »
    oh yeah...like thumbelina.

    Ever had anything to declare?



    nah it was up to tjem to find it

    ever have anything embarrassing in your bag when searched?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    chrysagon wrote: »
    nah it was up to tjem to find it

    ever have anything embarrassing in your bag when searched?

    What bag are you referring to?

    Do you always empty your bags after a trip?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    What bag are you referring to?

    Do you always empty your bags after a trip?

    Straight away.....

    Are you laid back?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    Straight away.....

    Are you laid back?
    ..laid back horizontal

    ever lay forward?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Straight away.....

    Are you laid back?

    I don't mind laying back if I'm getting laid if that's what you mean.

    Did I get something mixed up again?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    chrysagon wrote: »
    ..laid back horizontal

    ever lay forward?

    When sunbathing yes......

    All over tan or a farmers one?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    When sunbathing yes......

    All over tan or a farmers one?


    All over.

    Ever get your hide tanned?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    All over.

    Ever get your hide tanned?

    Yes st tropez......

    Ever been burned?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Yes st tropez......

    Ever been burned?

    yeah on my knees....

    Wait...sunburn or carpet burn?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    yeah on my knees....

    Wait...sunburn or carpet burn?

    I think you answered anyway......

    Which hurts more?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    I think you answered anyway......

    Which hurts more?

    Much of a muchness, you're oblivious when it's happening but they both hurt like fcuk later.

    Is there any kind of cream that's good for it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Much of a muchness, you're oblivious when it's happening but they both hurt like fcuk later.

    Is there any kind of cream that's good for it?

    A bit of aloe vera......

    Is prevention better than the cure?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    A bit of aloe vera......

    Is prevention better than the cure?

    Generally but sometimes in the moment you get carried away.

    Have you ever been stuck in a moment?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    gramar wrote: »
    Generally but sometimes in the moment you get carried away.

    Have you ever been stuck in a moment?

    No but I turned back time.

    Tell of a time you turned back time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭chrysagon


    No but I turned back time.

    Tell of a time you turned back time.

    End of october,,i put the clock back an hour

    do u put yer past in yer behind?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭ratmouse


    chrysagon wrote: »
    End of october,,i put the clock back an hour

    do u put yer past in yer behind?

    I try my best to.

    Sugar in tea or coffee?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    ratmouse wrote: »
    I try my best to.

    Sugar in tea or coffee?

    None in either.....I'm sweet enough.

    What cooking smell do you hate?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Olive oil can't bear it, also coffee makes me feel sick


    Are you happy


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Olive oil can't bear it, also coffee makes me feel sick


    Are you happy

    Never been happier.

    What makes you smile?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    Seeing my youngest running out of school every afternoon, love having him home.

    Do you stay in hotels frequently?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    Seeing my youngest running out of school every afternoon, love having him home.

    Do you stay in hotels frequently?

    As much as I can.

    Best place for a weekend break?


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