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The Devil.

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  • #2
    mickmurphy18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7 ✭mickmurphy18


    surely he has either retired or has been declared bankrupt


  • #3
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    He went down to Georgia


  • #4
    Ralf and Florian
    Site Banned Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭Ralf and Florian


    mickmurphy18 wrote: »
    surely he has either retired or has been declared bankrupt

    I hear theres plenty of prime real estate in Hell so he'll probably make a killing on that.


  • #5
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,833 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Some say the Devil is dead & buried in Killarney.


  • #6
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    I hear ya


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  • #7
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist and with that,



    puff he,s gone.


  • #8
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    God bless you all. Our father, who art in Heaven. Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses - as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.


  • #9
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    newmug wrote: »
    God bless you all. Our father, who art in Heaven. Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, and forgive us our trespasses - as we forgive those who trespass against us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. Amen.

    pull your pants up,father


  • #10
    Senna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,800 ✭✭✭Senna


    If no one else is going to say it,

    I hear he's a director for Irish Water


  • #11
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    He's a she perhaps?


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  • #12
    The Devil.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26 ✭The Devil.


    Story lads, hows the form?


  • #13
    Ralf and Florian
    Site Banned Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭Ralf and Florian


    The Devil. wrote: »
    Story lads, hows the form?


    Hows she cuttin Satan?


  • #14
    BMJD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭BMJD


    The Devil. wrote: »
    Story lads, hows the form?

    Hail!


  • #15
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,484 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8m9DNDEU8s


  • #16
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Thinly veiled "bring back religion" thread. You don't hear about these things because society has grown up and seen through ignorance and mania.


  • #17
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Jingle_Balls wrote: »
    He went down to Georgia
    Hell no. He wouldn't be caught dead in Georgia.

    666.


  • #18
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    The Devil. wrote: »
    Story lads, hows the form?

    Hey where is that fame and fortune that we agreed on? I kept up my end of the deal with the sacrifices.


  • #19
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Does the devil play jungle music at 3am?


  • #20
    folbotcar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 472 ✭✭folbotcar


    He found religion not least because there was no way in hell he could compete with any of God's followers when it came to evil.

    These days he's in Syria and carries a sharp knife. He's in heaven! :P


  • #21
    Burky126
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭Burky126


    Last I heard the redness in his skin was a result of hanging out all day in Australia in that hole over the bleedin' Ozone.

    Didn't I warn him an all I did.


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  • #22
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    iDave wrote: »
    Does the devil play jungle music at 3am?

    No, he plays country and reggae sung by white people.


  • #23
    The_Valeyard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    He runs the Lotto.


  • #24
    Corvo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,811 ✭✭✭Corvo


    The Devil is everywhere...



  • #25
    Summer wind
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭Summer wind


    He likes a drop of brandy.


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Exorcist is a work of literature overshadowed by the then sensational movie with it's then terrifying special effects. There are some great passages in that book.
    “God never talks. But the devil keeps advertising, Father. The devil does a lot of commercials.”
    ― William Peter Blatty, The Exorcist

    If there is a Devil (and there isn't), I guess ebolavirus, Ukraine, Afghanistan, Palestine, any number of isolated cases of apparently evil and mindless crime, and the callous disregard most of humanity has for the rest of it, is the Devils equivalent to a billboard in Times Square and the Super Bowl half time commercial slot.

    There's a lot of good in the world, but it's not news.


  • #27
    Egginacup
    Site Banned Posts: 2,922 ✭✭✭Egginacup


    I think he's in the detail.


  • #28
    TheBeardedLady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,086 ✭✭✭TheBeardedLady


    Ah! The devil! He's some divil.


  • #29
    darkpagandeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,461 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Nah it's all about the Super devil now, Several key differences.

    1 he is slightly bigger than the regular devil
    2 he rides a motorcycle
    3 he carry s a jar of marmalade that makes you commit adultery.


  • #30
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    I hear he's in Russia....sticking his pitchfork into putin


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  • #31
    Ray Palmer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,351 ✭✭✭Ray Palmer


    Still does exist but fun to laugh about


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