Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

jimgoose · 15-11-2014 06:39PM

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

I'd rather be a 'racialist' then a moron.

See you in Montana. Mine'll be the third log-cabin on the left off the old Oregon Trail. Call over, we'll have Jimmy Beam an' grits. <sp' too>

Miss Demeanour · 15-11-2014 06:41PM

Having to drive 30 miles to a going away party

Ffs...... I'll need a going away party myself driving that distance!

15-11-2014 06:42PM

Brain fog.

I put a pasta bake thing in the oven, but forgot to cook the pasta first :mad::(

Feckin gobsheen

Colser · 15-11-2014 07:11PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Having one of those horrible horrible c words of a day and nothing that you can do can make it better.

I have so much to do tonight, and have nothing to wear so at lunch I had to go shopping. I only had 40 minutes so I had to race from mac to Stephens green. Idiots everywhere. Everyone seemed to have a buggy, or walking their kids into me. Simpletons stepping off the escalators and stopping dead in people's way.

Im having a c day too lexie..An asshole in an Astra in front of me for a few miles topped it off...He stalled and crawled and then at lights he was going straight and I was turning left..Lights went green but he must have been waiting for a particular shade of green because he didnt move so after about 10 seconds I lost it..called him every name under the sun(all the B, F and W words) only putting up my own blood pressure cos he couldnt hear me..A gormless couple in another car were looking at me with their mouths open ...they were close to getting it too..:mad:
Anyway about 5pm I said feck it Im starting on the wine...but now my sis inlaw txted to say drop young colser over for the night so Im heading out but the wine has taken effect very quickly and I need to put on tan ,make up ect ...I should just throw myself on couch and light the fire but its a shame to waste a child free night...That f*cking driver is the cause of all my probs :mad::DAsshol*s everywhere today...dont start me on Aldi:rolleyes:

Candy_Girl · 15-11-2014 07:47PM

Arrive home to find my dog up to his ears in muck...had to bath him in my severely hungover state

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-11-2014 07:55PM

I'm so glad I've my Christmas shopping done. I had to go find clothes for later on, after work. I swear to god, idiots everywhere. Some young fella, about nine grabbed me around my waist to move me out of his way because I was next to his mother then when he got in front of me they were walking super slow, 4 abreast so people were walking into them making walking behind them very awkward.

And trying to panic buy is a nightmare. I needed just one outfit. I raced around the shop like a lunatic, picking up shoes, necklace, earrings, two dresses, 3 knickers cause it's 3 for the price of 2, fishnet tights, leggings, a top and a blazer.

Now I missed my train by like 45 minutes, I told the OH I'd leave work early to be home in time and he will hit the roof when I arrive home with all these bags, over an hour late. And going out when he's in a mood isn't going to be much fun.

Although I do have fishnets so they might soften him up. I have no idea how he puts up with me, I do his head in.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-11-2014 07:59PM

Ugh! Trains not for another 40 odd minutes then an hour to get home, then a shower, tan, makeup, hair, get dressed. FML

eisenberg1 · 15-11-2014 08:10PM

jimgoose wrote: »

You is a Racialist for suggesting that the Chinese Peeps is po'. Bad muddafukka!!

I now have an image in my head of Father Ted doing the Hitler thing to the Chinese people.....:eek:

Pumpkinseeds · 15-11-2014 08:11PM

I'm starting the Christmas shopping next week, at least most of it can be done online. I just waded through 37 pages of toys to find a Christmas and a birthday present for my husband's nieces son and a Christmas present for her newborn. There were another 300 pages but by the time I'd gotten to page 37 I was losing the will to live. I see my consultant at the end of the month and hopefully since the treatment isn't working I can stop taking the immunosuppressant medication and have a few drinks over Christmas.

All stress and no gin makes Mrs Pumpkinseeds something something.

Eutow · 15-11-2014 08:14PM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Although I do have fishnets so they might soften him up. I have no idea how he puts up with me, I do his head in.

Nice...:)

While you are also talking about trains and escalators, I hate when people don't stand to one side and let people walk up/down them on the other side. Also people stopping dead at the top or bottom like you mentioned.

People crowding around the train doors on the platform making it hard for people to exit. They don't seem to realise they will get onto it a lot sooner and quicker if you let people exit first. Trains that are delayed is another one, especially if you have an appointment to go to.

When it pisses rain while you are wearing a suit is another one. Actually rain full stop pisses me off.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 15-11-2014 08:17PM

People always say drinking makes you put on weight, it absolutely doesn't. I'm off the "everyday" wagon about three weeks apart from last weekend which doesn't count, cause it was only a Saturday night. I'm not eating rings around myself, three meals a day, hardly any bad food. I'm about 7lbs heavier.
I'm not able to eat after drinking the night before.

McChubbin · 15-11-2014 09:43PM

Stubbed my big toe of my right foot last night whilst drunk. The pain has died down but I got woken up this morning by a pulling/ripping sensation in the nail of my toe. Got up, took off my sock (I get cold feet) and found that my toenail had split down the side and towards the middle. I can't peel off the ripped bit of toenail as it hurts too much and I can't clip it down as the clippers have gone missing.
Trying to ignore the pain but every so often, the nail will snag on my sock as I walk. I has an owie.

rainbow kirby · 15-11-2014 09:47PM

^ Actually cringed reading that.

Rant: The human foot, and its poor design, and how even the slightest thing can cause immense pain :pac:

gramar · 16-11-2014 12:00AM

rainbow kirby wrote: »

^ Actually cringed reading that.

Rant: The human foot, and its poor design, and how even the slightest thing can cause immense pain :pac:

Others would disagree...

Leonardo da Vinci described the human foot as a masterpiece of engineering and a work of art.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 16-11-2014 02:46AM

People who make fun of other people's fears.
Staying in his parents tonight, his mother has a rake of those porcelain dolls. I hate them, they're horrid creepy. One of them has a white dress on and when I got him to take them out of the room he left them outside the room laying down which was worse because she looked like a corpse in a wedding dress.
I asked him to stand it up outside and turn it in towards the wall.

When I came out of the bathroom it was gone, happy days. Got into bed, this thing lying beside me in the dark. Leapt out of bed into his parents room. His dad had to get up and take it out.

Then the bedroom door started creaking open and I know it just does that but I can't help but picture a doll behind the door pushing it open, coming in her wedding dress, with her creepy eyes and creepy smile with all her creepy friends

Maximus Alexander · 16-11-2014 02:53AM

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Then the bedroom door started creaking open and I know it just does that but I can't help but picture a doll behind the door pushing it open, coming in her wedding dress, with her creepy eyes and creepy smile with all her creepy friends

In fairness, you've nothing to worry about. In my experience they're considerate enough to wait until you're fast asleep before they do that.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 16-11-2014 02:55AM

If I wake up during the night and they're lined up, I'd die

Aidric · 16-11-2014 03:01AM

The goon who designs mens shirts for M&S. Fitting fine on the collar and body but stick in a load of extra material on the sleeves.

tampopo · 16-11-2014 03:07AM

McChubbin wrote: »

Stubbed my big toe of my right foot last night whilst drunk. The pain has died down but I got woken up this morning by a pulling/ripping sensation in the nail of my toe. Got up, took off my sock (I get cold feet) and found that my toenail had split down the side and towards the middle. I can't peel off the ripped bit of toenail as it hurts too much and I can't clip it down as the clippers have gone missing.
Trying to ignore the pain but every so often, the nail will snag on my sock as I walk. I has an owie.

put a bandaid on it to protect it till you can find the clippers...

handbagmad · 16-11-2014 03:12AM

people who can't open cereal boxes correctly.

So when you go to pour some out loads of the cereal goes to the end of the box outside the plastic bag!
Really annoys me

eisenberg1 · 16-11-2014 12:17PM

bastards, unnecessary noise making, Sunday morning, black bag slinging, bottle dropping,
wheelie bin lid slamming BASTARDS!!!

8.30 this morning this sh1t started..................

Sockcooking Mother effers.

the purple tin · 16-11-2014 01:00PM

Grown men riding around on ickle kiddie bikes. Act your age you look foolish.

Aglomerado · 16-11-2014 01:30PM

Public displays of affection. I'm visiting Sintra (outside Lisbon) at the moment and have nearly barfed many times while walking behind couples who can't keep their hands or faces off each other. (And no, i'm not jealous. Even when I am in a relationship, I am uncomfortable with that kind of thing in public.)

eisenberg1 · 16-11-2014 04:31PM

Aglomerado wrote: »

Public displays of affection. I'm visiting Sintra (outside Lisbon) at the moment and have nearly barfed many times while walking behind couples who can't keep their hands or faces off each other. (And no, i'm not jealous. Even when I am in a relationship, I am uncomfortable with that kind of thing in public.)

Bloody oversexed continental types!:D

McChubbin · 16-11-2014 04:56PM

tampopo wrote: »

put a bandaid on it to protect it till you can find the clippers...

No need- managed to clip it down to a good size so it doesn't snag but it's still pretty tender.

Cheese Wagstaff · 16-11-2014 06:02PM

Combat jeans, every pair of them should be destroyed.

I also despise how people can't tell the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. This will afflict me until my dying day.

eisenberg1 · 16-11-2014 06:06PM

McChubbin wrote: »

No need- managed to clip it down to a good size so it doesn't snag but it's still pretty tender.

I am glad I read the original post, I was not sure what you were talking about there for a minute::eek::D

Pumpkinseeds · 16-11-2014 07:12PM

It's not so trivial, but here goes, people releasing balloons as a sign of rememberance. WTF is that about? It causes devestation to wildlife, both on the land and in the sea when it's swallowed or gets entwined on an animal or marine wildlife. So essentially it's remembering the dead by needlessly killing other creatures.:mad:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 16-11-2014 07:20PM

When a day starts out bad and snowballs. It's always the same story. Things go from bad to worse and worse again. Wiped all my dads photos off my phone.

PizzamanIRL · 16-11-2014 07:27PM

When you take the lid off a jar of marmalade, for example, and you put it on the counter but it doesn't land flat. It starts wobbling and rattling, making noise. You're then faced with the heart wrenching dilemma of interrupting your toast buttering to put your finger firmly down on the lid to settle it, or let it keep wobbling, thinking it will stop in a second. But it doesn't stop that quickly, so you let it go on a few seconds, then you finally decide enough is enough and you're about to stop it, then it stops just before you reach it.

Such is life.

Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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