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what does sophistication mean to you?

  • 12-11-2014 09:05PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭


    So, I was out in the pub last night and myself and a mate were talking about sophistication. For me this word conjures up terms like snobbishness, smugness, superficial, and basically having money. I guess it probably means refined taste and education in arts, food, drink and fashion.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Ordering boiled spuds instead of chips.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭Magico Gonzalez


    Monacles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    Monacles.

    Nah, thats called being pretentious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Monacles.

    And top hats and waistcoats. No point in a monocle without a top hat and waistcoat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    I am like the mighty Dyson vacuum cleaner, I am an innovative whirlwind in attractive packaging. It is my calling to be borne along the corridors and into the meeting rooms of your company, sucking up every atom of creativity and vision.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭Aquagakka


    Monacles.

    Two men wearing a monocle bumped into one another;

    They made a spectacle of themselves.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,100 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    Graceful, Intelligent, humble, empathetic, good conversationalist, kind natured, maybe successful.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 781 ✭✭✭CINCLANTFLT


    Wiping your arse from poop hole towards balls and not the more common way...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭Magico Gonzalez


    lufties wrote: »
    Nah, thats called being pretentious.

    How about pocketwatches?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭Magico Gonzalez


    Dancing the charlestown, that's bound to still be sophisticated.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,183 ✭✭✭✭Lapin


    Sophisticated = Pretentious.

    EG - The kind of person who asks for 'craft' beer or 'artisan' cheese but doesn't know his or her arse from their elbow when it comes to knowing anything about any type of beer or cheese.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,818 ✭✭✭Lyaiera


    I don't know if a sophisticated person can exist any more. I guess in the past it would mean someone with refined tastes, education, and an interest in the arts. Those things are really common now. You can't move without bumping into someone with a degree or a masters, a foodie or someone into craft beers or good whiskey, or someone who actually likes travelling the world going to museums and galleries. I guess in the past a lot of those activities were only afforded to people with a lot of money, but now quite a lot of people can afford them. It's no longer "sophisticated" or anything special. It's just what people do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,779 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    How about pocketwatches?

    Only if it's hanging out of a smoking jacket


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Wiping your arse from poop hole towards balls and not the more common way...

    Never wipe It forward. Never!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭Magico Gonzalez


    Wiping your arse from poop hole towards balls and not the more common way...

    I'm having a meltdown trying to work out which way people are doing this that isn't as described as above.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    I'm having a meltdown trying to work out which way people are doing this that isn't as described as above.

    By starting at the base of the crack and moving up towards the lower back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭lufties


    Graceful, Intelligent, humble, empathetic, good conversationalist, kind natured, maybe successful.

    any examples?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭Aquagakka


    When left alone in a room and there's a tea-cosy there.

    You are sophisticated if you don't put it on your head.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I am like the mighty Dyson vacuum cleaner, I am an innovative whirlwind in attractive packaging. It is my calling to be borne along the corridors and into the meeting rooms of your company, sucking up every atom of creativity and vision.

    So you're all talk and no action... Coz Dysons are shíte.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    Getting a glassfor your bottle of beer.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Nothing says sophistication better than this:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    Those tuxedo moggies.








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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,328 ✭✭✭Magico Gonzalez


    Billy86 wrote: »
    By starting at the base of the crack and moving up towards the lower back.

    I go the other way.

    Must be a left handed thing.

    Sophisticated would be the standing wipe. Can't understand the mechanics of that either.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    Classic AH thread: OP wants to discuss sophistication and watches in horror as a technical discussion on arse wiping dominates. Thread of the day. A little cracker, if you'll pardon the bun. Yes bun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,138 ✭✭✭SaveOurLyric


    Pinch Flat wrote: »
    Only if it's hanging out of a smoking jacket

    WTF ??????

    No one wears a pocket watch when they are wearing their smoking jacket !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    I go the other way.

    Must be a left handed thing.

    Sophisticated would be the standing wipe. Can't understand the mechanics of that either.

    I go in both directions! Mainly aim for the downward, credit card swiping motion though. And I'm a leftie too... to prove it, I'll show you the lethal weapon I can make with just a tin of beans and a can opener! :pac;

    On another note... bidets. Nothing says sophistication like wiping your arse with a mini bog that squirts water at you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    A tweed cape.


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A perhaps whimsical taste for the esoteric, sublime, tasteful and uncommon. An appreciation for the finer things life has to offer in terms of literature, food, surroundings, company and occupation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,100 ✭✭✭Starscream25


    lufties wrote: »
    any examples?

    Obi wan kenobi, no seriously I can't think of any people in real life, there's a very fine line between snobbyness and sophistication I'd say.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Ferrero Rochers in a big heap on a silver platter


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