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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #8222
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    I saw a little doggy when I was walking to the bus stop. He was running out in front of traffic and soaking wet. He ran into my estate so I tried to follow him but couldn't cross the road for about 5 minutes. He had a collar on and a tag so he was a pet.

    I walked around in the rain for 20 minutes looking for him and I couldn't find him. I also dragged my 4 year old around with me but he wanted to find him too so it was ok :o

    Now we're at home, sad because we couldn't find him and I'm not arsed getting the bus to the shop now :(


  • #8223
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    I saw something at lunchtime that you would all have loved.
    A big spaceship people carrier parked up at the side of the road with a big "grandchild on board" sticker stuck in the back window, surrounded with bumper stickers for every year Kilkenny have won the All Ireland Championship and I think we all can admit, there's been quite a few.
    Your "grandchild on board" sticker doesn't make up for the fact that YOU CAN'T SEE OUT YOUR BACK WINDOW YOU MORON!!!

    I'm raging I didn't get a photo.


  • #8224
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    I don't pay bank charges.

    Have ya still not sorted out the oul bank account for yourself Bertie?


  • #8225
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Today is full of interruptions and I can't get anything substantial done. Half-jobs. Half-thoughts. Half-ársed. To fúck I'll be on the wine tonight. The bottle will probably interrupt me halfway through.


  • #8226
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    Have ya still not sorted out the oul bank account for yourself Bertie?

    Oh you mean my Irish one? I thought you were talking about some offshore accounts. Duh, silly me ;)


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  • #8227
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    I saw something at lunchtime that you would all have loved.
    A big spaceship people carrier parked up at the side of the road with a big "grandchild on board" sticker stuck in the back window, surrounded with bumper stickers for every year Kilkenny have won the All Ireland Championship and I think we all can admit, there's been quite a few.
    Your "grandchild on board" sticker doesn't make up for the fact that YOU CAN'T SEE OUT YOUR BACK WINDOW YOU MORON!!!

    I'm raging I didn't get a photo.


    I read this much and so thought the spaceship was going to beam up and anally probe all the TA'ing morons that we've been discussing for the past year :(



    ...the fúckers would still display the same annoying traits getting onto the spaceship and finding their seats and probes as they do when buses are concerned.


  • #8228
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,008 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Staying in a friend's house tonight and I just realised I forgot my shoes for tomorrow :mad:


  • #8229
    MsBubbles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,241 ✭✭✭MsBubbles


    Sweet Suffering Jaysus. I have never ever come across people like this before.
    A call comes in and 3 different people refuse the call saying not me.

    It drives me mad and me the gobdaw on reception has to take dogs abuse from customers. By the time they speak to the right person the customer is all sweetness and light cos they already torn me to shreds verbally.


  • #8230
    Miss Lizzie Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    There is a person in my family who is trivially annoying the **** out of me. She has been doing so for months now and I try to avoid her as much as physically and mentally possible but this weekend I have to go to a family reunion and she will be there. :mad:

    I made a post about her yesterday.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=92987793&postcount=8068

    She had better hope there isn't a baseball bat within reach of me if she starts up because I will use it.


  • #8231
    Vel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Vel


    We have a small set of shops at the end of our road - butchers, chemist, bakery etc. I like to 'shop local' when I can and am even willing to pay a bit extra if it means that I am supporting local business. The butcher is a lovely man, the meat is great quality and he'll even throw in an extra sausage here and there (ooh matron).

    However the lady who runs the dry cleaners is an absolute weapon. I'm not expecting her to start vaulting the counter and warmly embracing me everytime I come in but this lady is ice cold. I'd imagine if I ran a small business relying on the custom of local people that I would make some kind of effort not to give off the impression that dealing with customers makes me want to throttle them with my bare hands. And she's the owner, not just an employee who doesn't give a cr*p so that makes it even worse.


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  • #8232
    Vel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Vel


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    I saw something at lunchtime that you would all have loved.
    A big spaceship people carrier parked up at the side of the road with a big "grandchild on board" sticker stuck in the back window, surrounded with bumper stickers for every year Kilkenny have won the All Ireland Championship and I think we all can admit, there's been quite a few.
    Your "grandchild on board" sticker doesn't make up for the fact that YOU CAN'T SEE OUT YOUR BACK WINDOW YOU MORON!!!

    I'm raging I didn't get a photo.

    I would cut my parents out of my life if they dared to get one of those stickers for my children!

    I wonder in this case, did the over protective parents of a 'Cian on Board' make them put one up. Maybe they got a good 3 for the price of 2 deal and all sets of grandparents have them. :rolleyes:


  • #8233
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Vel wrote: »
    We have a small set of shops at the end of our road - butchers, chemist, bakery etc. I like to 'shop local' when I can and am even willing to pay a bit extra if it means that I am supporting local business. The butcher is a lovely man, the meat is great quality and he'll even throw in an extra sausage here and there (ooh matron).

    However the lady who runs the dry cleaners is an absolute weapon. I'm not expecting her to start vaulting the counter and warmly embracing me everytime I come in but this lady is ice cold. I'd imagine if I ran a small business relying on the custom of local people that I would make some kind of effort not to give off the impression that dealing with customers makes me want to throttle them with my bare hands. And she's the owner, not just an employee who doesn't give a cr*p so that makes it even worse.


    TA'ed that there is no candlestick maker at the end of your road :)


  • #8234
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Vel wrote: »
    We have a small set of shops at the end of our road - butchers, chemist, bakery etc. I like to 'shop local' when I can and am even willing to pay a bit extra if it means that I am supporting local business. The butcher is a lovely man, the meat is great quality and he'll even throw in an extra sausage here and there (ooh matron).

    However the lady who runs the dry cleaners is an absolute weapon. I'm not expecting her to start vaulting the counter and warmly embracing me everytime I come in but this lady is ice cold. I'd imagine if I ran a small business relying on the custom of local people that I would make some kind of effort not to give off the impression that dealing with customers makes me want to throttle them with my bare hands. And she's the owner, not just an employee who doesn't give a cr*p so that makes it even worse.

    Ooh matron, hahahaha!! I'm the same, always try to shop local. Our butchers is also brilliant, very obliging. As are the chemist, supermarket etc. But there is one shop, and it's brilliant, an Aladdin's cave, you can get anything you want in there. (Anything, you say? Nudge nudge wink wink;)) one drawback is the sour old wagon behind the counter. She talks to her assistant while serving you, and slaps your change on the counter. So rude:(


  • #8235
    Miss Lizzie Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    TA'ed that there is no candlestick maker at the end of your road :)

    You're good. :)


  • #8236
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,008 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    A) The communal internet fap-o-rama about Kim Kardashian's arse in that Paper magazine shoot. It's been photoshopped to hell and back.

    B) The inevitable (and tiresome) cries of "Jealous!" for pointing out that no-one on the planet looks like that.


  • #8237
    Vel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Vel


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    TA'ed that there is no candlestick maker at the end of your road :)

    An empty shop has just been let right beside the butchers. I'm hopeful that it's going to be a candlestick maker so we have the full complement, and also so I could potentially use the candlestick as a weapon against the grumpy bint in the dry cleaners.


  • #8238
    Deise Vu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,044 ✭✭✭Deise Vu


    Buying sweets for my kids in the duty free. "Can I see your boarding card please?". What? There's a massive VAT and customs duty scam involving the smuggling of two packets of M&M's.If was only going on an internal flight would they call the cops?


  • #8239
    Vel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,318 ✭✭✭Vel


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    A) The communal internet fap-o-rama about Kim Kardashian's arse in that Paper magazine shoot. It's been photoshopped to hell and back.

    B) The inevitable (and tiresome) cries of "Jealous!" for pointing out that no-one on the planet looks like that.

    Also, her whole 'break the internet' tagline. Get over yourself.

    I have been know to dip in and out of 'Keeping up with the Kardashians'. The whole family spend quite a lot of time giving out about the paparazzi following them around. The irony is unbearable given that they are a tabloid creation and without them covering their every idiotic move they would be living in the ghettos of South Central LA selling their oversized arses for crack


  • #8240
    Miss Lizzie Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    Vel wrote: »
    An empty shop has just been let right beside the butchers. I'm hopeful that it's going to be a candlestick maker so we have the full complement, and also so I could potentially use the candlestick as a weapon against the grumpy bint in the dry cleaners.



    https://farm1.staticflickr.com/168/454888168_68402d7ae8_z.jpg


  • #8241
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Vel wrote: »
    Also, her whole 'break the internet' tagline. Get over yourself.

    Snigger


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  • #8242
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    So, is a big ass a good thing or not:confused: I spend a lot of time trying to minimise mine. So confused.


  • #8243
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    So, is a big ass a good thing or not:confused: I spend a lot of time trying to minimise mine. So confused.

    Not if you're trying to get into a pair of skinny jeans!!!


  • #8244
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,008 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    So, is a big ass a good thing or not:confused: I spend a lot of time trying to minimise mine. So confused.

    It's all about proportion, imo.

    KK looks ridiculously disprortionate in real life. In those photos she's made the leap to grotesque.


  • #8245
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    So, is a big ass a good thing or not:confused: I spend a lot of time trying to minimise mine. So confused.

    I'll join you in that confusion :(


  • #8246
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    Whatever women don't have naturally is the current "good thing"

    Big breasts
    Blonde hair
    Size 0
    Bikini Bridge/Thigh Gap
    Dark smouldering eyes
    Big asses and thin waists

    Take your pick, even if you are 3 of those things, you will all be made to feel disgusted for not having the other 3
    If it's pretty much impossible to have, it's gonna be what you should look like.
    I ****ing hate the female beauty industry, but I hate female mags and tabloids more.
    Brings my pi$$ to a boil :mad:


  • #8247
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Cormac... wrote: »
    Whatever women don't have naturally is the current "good thing"

    Big breats
    Blonde hair
    Size 0
    Bikini Bridge
    Thigh Gap
    Dark smouldering eyes
    Big asses and thin waists

    If it's pretty much impossible to have, it's gonna be what you should look like.
    I ****ing hate the female beauty industry, but I hate female mags and tabloids more.

    Some people do have some of those naturally though. I tick two on the list :D

    ps wtf is a "bikini bridge"?


  • #8248
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    Some people do have some of those naturally though. I tick two on the list :D

    ps wtf is a "bikini bridge"?

    I hope for your sake its not "Big Breats"


  • #8249
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,871 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    I'm guessing a thigh gap. One of 'things' that tries to eroticise anorexia, or something?


  • #8250
    Generic Dreadhead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,870 ✭✭✭✭Generic Dreadhead


    People on the internet asking me questions when they could just google the thing :mad:


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  • #8251
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,008 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    OldNotWIse wrote: »
    ps wtf is a "bikini bridge"?

    A visible gap between your bikini bottoms and stomach when lying flat on your back.


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