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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭LoganRice


    Boring job....


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Not a bleedin hope in hell.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,316 ✭✭✭Pwindedd


    I would, but only with some luxurious fabric - silk or fur - draped across me wobbly bits. And a tub of Vaseline on the lens. Arty Film Noir type stuff. None of the jam, buns and watering cans malarkey.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,550 ✭✭✭porsche boy


    hmmmmm maybe. Tend to be a shy quiet type but the word 'charity' seems to bring the dutieful manbearpig out in me. Dont know if the meat and veg would help or hinder sales but I'd definately put my name forward if this goes ahead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,446 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Specialun wrote: »
    Dunno would be tool fit on just the one month, might need to be two

    A 'would be tool'. That's about right ; D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,004 ✭✭✭Recondite49


    If it's Irish people I think I'd donate heavily to charity to persuade them to keep my clothes on...! :-D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,636 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    I'll do it.










    On Opposite Day.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    There's probably enough nude selfies of me floating around the net to do all 12 months of the calendar until 2024


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    The idea is to RAISE money right? An AH nude calendar?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    The idea is to RAISE money right? An AH nude calendar?

    If Whoopsy gets her kit off, there will definitely be a lot of raised somethings!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Shur why not, I'm due my yearly bath anyway, so the kit'll be coming off for a few minutes anyway, might as well make it worth while......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Who on earth would buy an After hours charity calendar with naked pictures of random interwebers on it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Who on earth would buy an After hours charity calendar with naked pictures of random interwebers on it?

    I would so I could laugh at them. :pac:

    And possibly frame one or two. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    And possibly frame one or two. :p

    Blackmail eh............. I like it, I like it a lot..:p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 56,719 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    I can see myself now sitting starkers on the branch of a tree --- Mr August.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,277 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    Ah theres nothing like the possibility of nudity to get all the pervy bastards out! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    Who on earth would buy an After hours charity calendar with naked pictures of random interwebers on it?

    Piratebay dude :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,322 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    Robsweezie wrote: »
    if you were ever given the opportunity to do something like this for a charity, would you strip? would you have the confidence??

    No and yes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    Give me a euro and I'll show you me balls.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,779 ✭✭✭Pinch Flat


    My only request is that I can keep on the mankini. I have standards to keep.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,618 ✭✭✭The Diabolical Monocle


    My pendulous shaft swinging in the wind would bring the usual envy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    For charity yeah why not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    I think I actually would, for a charity that I'd like to support. Everything except my face.

    Probably should wait until after I get a wax in a couple of weeks... Ya know in case anyone was thinking of asking me to

    Yeah I'm becoming more relaxed and ok with my body over the past few years, and even though I have a teeny bit extra around my tummy, apparently I still look good.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Only if I can be August.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,638 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    I probably would. But just because i have no body related shame. Like I probably should :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    Only if I can be August.

    I pick January! Why August?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    I'd have to get my butt crack waxed. :( Down with that sort of thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    I pick January! Why August?

    If we get any sun, August is the best bet. If you're going for January you'll need the macro :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    If we get any sun, August is the best bet. If you're going for January you'll need the macro :D

    You do realise that the pictures wouldn't be taken in the month of August... right?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Gongoozler wrote: »
    You do realise that the pictures wouldn't be taken in the month of August... right?

    Sorry I thought this was all just a flight of fancy / AH thread - we're doing it for real and there are T&Cs to consider?

    Sorry I'll have to rethink my offer.


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