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If after hours were a person it would be...

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  • #32
    Doyler92
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    Noel Edmonds.


  • #33
    Sauve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    A pre-op Shane McGowan


  • #34
    kowloon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,189 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    Gandhi Hitler

    Gitler.


  • #35
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    If after hours were a person

    "Kill... me. Kill... me"


  • #36
    Irish Steve
    Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 6,524 Mod ✭✭✭✭Irish Steve


    In active restraints at the CMH Dundrum.

    Shore, if it was easy, everybody would be doin it.😁



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  • #37
    newmug
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Frank Lee Midere wrote: »
    An atheist anti-immigrant pro lgbt traveller hating feminist and anti-feminist who loves polish girls.
    How Soon Is Now wrote: »
    Who hates people on the dole.



    And who would give abortions out as birthday presents. And thinks that the entire country agrees with them.




    In other words, Ivana Bacik


  • #38
    NotCominBack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭NotCominBack


    kowloon wrote: »
    Gitler.

    Handi


  • #39
    mawk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,737 ✭✭✭mawk


    Probably a taxi driver


  • #40
    boobar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭boobar


    Jeremy Clarkson

    Sneering and self indulgent


  • #41
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,226 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Comic book guy


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  • #42
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,403 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    If it was a woman it would be Maia Dunphy. If it was a man it would be Johnny.... Cage.


  • #43
    keeponhurling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,271 ✭✭✭keeponhurling


    Someone in a vigilante mob


  • #44
    Aongus Von Bismarck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Aongus Von Bismarck


    Overweight chap living in a bedsit off the South Circular Road in Dublin. Big into computer games, smokes too much weed, doesn't have a great diet or a regular exercise regime. Very passionate about SF and his atheism. Angry and frustrated about a world that doesn't conform to his ideals. He doesn't like to hear or see about others doing better than him, be in it in their professional or personal lives. Thinks everyone should be as miserable as he is, and anyone who doesn't conform to their narrow worldview is a 'troll'.


  • #45
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »
    Overweight chap living in a bedsit off the South Circular Road in Dublin. Big into computer games, smokes too much weed, doesn't have a great diet or a regular exercise regime. Very passionate about SF and his atheism. Angry and frustrated about a world that doesn't conform to his ideals. He doesn't like to hear or see about others doing better than him, be in it in their professional or personal lives. Thinks everyone should be as miserable as he is, and anyone who doesn't conform to their narrow worldview is a 'troll'.

    At least you're honest. I love self deprecating people.


  • #46
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »
    Overweight chap living in a bedsit off the South Circular Road in Dublin. Big into computer games, smokes too much weed, doesn't have a great diet or a regular exercise regime. Very passionate about SF and his atheism. Angry and frustrated about a world that doesn't conform to his ideals. He doesn't like to hear or see about others doing better than him, be in it in their professional or personal lives. Thinks everyone should be as miserable as he is, and anyone who doesn't conform to their narrow worldview is a 'troll'.


    Actually...you may just have summed up the thinking of Irish people in general. OK, I'm running now before the lynch mob arrives. :D


  • #47
    kylith
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    It'd be Jeremy Clarkson.


  • #48
    Trebor176
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    Dave. Home of the witty banter.


  • #49
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,222 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    I see that the Brigade of Intelligent Gentlemen Opposed to Tolerance has arrived. Usually when I think "neckbeard", I think of someone who resents women and makes rape jokes.


  • #50
    anncoates
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    A 20 or 30 something that is far more enamoured of their craziness and shock value than reality warrants.


  • #51
    Spunge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,779 ✭✭✭Spunge


    a monogamous gay couple from palestine


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  • #52
    libelula
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    anncoates wrote: »
    A 20 or 30 something that is far more enamoured of their craziness and shock value than reality warrants.

    I do apologise.
    :p


  • #53
    Samsgirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,217 ✭✭✭Samsgirl


    boobar wrote: »
    Jeremy Clarkson

    Sneering and self indulgent

    My first thought!!


  • #54
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhoea - magnificent, awe-inspiring, difficult to control, and a source of tremendous amounts of excrement when least expected. Alternatively, it would probably wear silly heart-shaped glasses and play a diamond-encrusted Steinway while dressed as Donald Duck. I therefore submit that AH is most like... Mr. Elton John. :cool:


  • #55
    lulu1
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    Much sought after


  • #56
    MRnotlob606
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    A liberal , jeans wearing Jesus Christ from Ballina.


  • #57
    MRnotlob606
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    A cross between Martin Luther King and Ian Paisley.


  • #58
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    MRnotlob606 wrote: »
    A liberal , jeans wearing Jesus Christ from Ballina.

    ...and she's a tough, ex-Mossad, right-wing Ayatollah from a quiet suburb of Houston with a peculiar obsession with pastel-coloured cotton print dresses. They fight crime!! :D


  • #59
    MattD1349
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭MattD1349


    Charlie Sheen genetically spliced with Oliver Reed.


  • #60
    Rosie Rant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,071 ✭✭✭Rosie Rant


    If AH was a fictional character it would be Pierce from Community.

    If AH was a real person, maybe Ross Noble.


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  • #61
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,222 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    MattD1349 wrote: »
    Charlie Sheen genetically spliced with Oliver Reed.

    Well, that makes a change from shitposts like Aongus's.
    Mod:Poster banned for uncivil comments


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