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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,822 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    Girls who are afraid of spiders.
    Saw this on my Facebook page earlier:

    "Arghhhh there's a HUGE spider in the bedroom..I am not sleeping in there tonight".

    Attached is a picture of a tiny fcuking spider.
    I mean, stop trying to act all damsel-in-distress..it's a spider.
    It isn't going to eat you.
    Get a life!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,723 ✭✭✭✭Fred Swanson


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    How did you miss all the signs starting at 4 km from the spilt?

    Was after a flight, 7 days on the p*ss and singing along to All about the bass!? Jaysus.......I don't know the road well!! :p
    :-D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,646 ✭✭✭✭Sauve


    I want to hear the weather outside but I can't because of the sound of the programme I'm watching.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    on your break, making that quick cup of tea, pour milk in and it curdles, fuuuuuu


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,039 ✭✭✭MJ23


    Shiny material bed sheets. I hate them. It's like being in bed with a shell tracksuit. I don't care how expensive they were, they're not comfortable. Soft cotton sheets please.
    Same goes for leather sitting room furniture. Cold, slippy, squeaky and just not as comfortable as material furnitute. Again, I don't care how expensive they were, they're not comfortable.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    You know when you can't get warm even though you're wearing warm pjs, you have fluffy socks on, you have someone else's body heat and a decent duvet? It's like I am chilly from the inside. Horrible.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    People encouraging their kids to be loud in public. I was having lunch in a cafe today and there was a guy with his kid who was about 4 years old. The dad was encouraging the kid to be louder and louder which was annoying enough. The real kicker was when the kid was repeatedly shouting 'I had a poo, I had a poo'. People are paying to eat in there what the actual fcuk is wrong with people:confused::mad:

    Oh Gawd yes. That guy thought you were all fascinated and amazed by his wondrous child, you see.
    And then the 'let's hold up the whole place while we ask little Wonder what he would like to eat, and repeat with little brother/ sister Wonder', at top volume, and preferably while a queue builds, or while the waiter/ waitress stands, trying to keep their patience.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    Oh Gawd yes. That guy thought you were all fascinated and amazed by his wondrous child, you see.
    And then the 'let's hold up the whole place while we ask little Wonder what he would like to eat, and repeat with little brother/ sister Wonder', at top volume, and preferably while a queue builds, or while the waiter/ waitress stands, trying to keep their patience.

    Jesus Lynn....keep it down:eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    LynnGrace wrote: »
    Oh Gawd yes. That guy thought you were all fascinated and amazed by his wondrous child, you see.
    And then the 'let's hold up the whole place while we ask little Wonder what he would like to eat, and repeat with little brother/ sister Wonder', at top volume, and preferably while a queue builds, or while the waiter/ waitress stands, trying to keep their patience.

    Friends stayed at the weekend with their 9 year old. Too much molly coddlin' altogether. 'Would you like this sweetie?' 'are you hungry sweetie?' 'would you prefer something else?' etc etc

    When I was young on the days there was enough to eat (which wasn't all that long ago for all that think I'm a grumpy old fcuk) it was.. 'here ate that'.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Fcek sake, back in my day, there was 3 options with food: eat up quietly, eat up after getting a clout to the head or go hungry.

    :eek: only 31 & using "back in my day".

    Annoying myself now.

    How easy is a Victor Meldrew costume to make for Halloween, i'm in character here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,883 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Fcek sake, back in my day, there was 3 options with food: eat up quietly, eat up after getting a clout to the head or go hungry.

    :eek: only 31 & using "back in my day".

    Annoying myself now.

    How easy is a Victor Meldrew costume to make for Halloween, i'm in character here.

    There was a 4th option in our house. Eat it for breakfast the next morning.

    Regarding the costume. Just wee on yourself and wear some tweed. Job done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    gramar wrote: »
    Friends stayed at the weekend with their 9 year old. Too much molly coddlin' altogether. 'Would you like this sweetie?' 'are you hungry sweetie?' 'would you prefer something else?' etc etc

    When I was young on the days there was enough to eat (which wasn't all that long ago for all that think I'm a grumpy old fcuk) it was.. 'here ate that'.
    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Fcek sake, back in my day, there was 3 options with food: eat up quietly, eat up after getting a clout to the head or go hungry.

    :eek: only 31 & using "back in my day".

    Annoying myself now.

    How easy is a Victor Meldrew costume to make for Halloween, i'm in character here.
    Tzardine wrote: »
    There was a 4th option in our house. Eat it for breakfast the next morning.

    Regarding the costume. Just wee on yourself and wear some tweed. Job done.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,647 ✭✭✭lazybones32


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    Fcek sake, back in my day, there was 3 options with food: eat up quietly, eat up after getting a clout to the head or go hungry.

    :eek: only 31 & using "back in my day".

    Annoying myself now.

    How easy is a Victor Meldrew costume to make for Halloween, i'm in character here.

    Option 4 for me: eat or my brother would eat it...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    gramar wrote: »

    We need one more to join us. Is there anywhere we can find someone who also remembers all this when it was only fields?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    People encouraging their kids to be loud in public. I was having lunch in a cafe today and there was a guy with his kid who was about 4 years old. The dad was encouraging the kid to be louder and louder which was annoying enough. The real kicker was when the kid was repeatedly shouting 'I had a poo, I had a poo'. People are paying to eat in there what the actual fcuk is wrong with people:confused::mad:

    What a dope! My almost 3 yr old is going through a, ahem," spirited " stage. If I was to take her into a café, she wouldn't be quiet, wouldn't sit down etc. Therefore all such things, though it is a pain, are off limits for the time being. There is no way I'd take her in somewhere, to ruin other peoples lunchbreaks. I'd rather die. Plus,I'd not have an ounce of peace myself anyway. As for him encouraging the child to be louder, he obviously must be an attention seeker himself. Oh God, toddlers are trivially annoying at times:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,883 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    We need one more to join us. Is there anywhere we can find someone who also remembers all this when it was only fields?

    I remember it before it was fields.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭Aglomerado


    Tasden wrote: »
    They prob feel the same way about you :o
    Not in a bad way but priorities do change when you have kids and some things seem a little trivial in comparison to before, so people you used to talk to endlessly about certain things you find you don't have a lot to talk about with them because you no longer have time for whatever it was you had in common anymore due to the kids taking up your every waking hour :p

    Having said that, work is my sanctuary from anything child related and is my only chance to be me and not mammy, so I'm the opposite- if people are trying to talk babies/kids I go running :pac:

    This is true, but there are more of them than there are of me, so I usually just sit on my own with a book. The demographic of my work area is largely women in their mid forties. The reason I say they are smug is because they seem to look down their noses at anyone who isn't like them.

    I had a cut off one of them a while back when they spoke about a friend of mine who'd left for another department. They asked me how he was getting on. I said that he loved his new area and that he was after getting engaged. Cue this wan blurting out "I always thought he was gay!!"

    I retorted that just because someone is in their thirties and not yet married or with a brood of their own it does not mean they are gay. And, even if they are, so what? It's their business. Not yours.
    And yes, they've made more subtle allusions to me about what they believe to be my sexual orientation too. :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Baby bores, I've more interest in the dog out taking a poop in the garden than I do of someone's child's every movement outfit change or gurgle. I don't care. Stop sending me ridiculous videos.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Baby bores, I've more interest in the dog out taking a poop in the garden than I do of someone's child's every movement outfit change or gurgle. I don't care. Stop sending me ridiculous videos.

    Yesss!! What the hell is wrong with them? I know a couple, and their lives, and that of their toddler and baby, are played out like a feckin reality show. Every giggle, every fart, every ever so cute sibling moment. I'm very private anyway, but I'm of the belief, if you child isn't old enough to ask them, do they mind if you constantly post photos, don't do it!! Jesus they are barely out of the womb these days, and their dignity and privacy is invaded by their attention seeking parents. And the excuse of wanting to share these moments with relatives overseas is BS, there is e mail for that! I love my kids, but I'm not so bloody arrogant to assume everyone else will too. Grrrrrr


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    Option 4 for me: eat or my brother would eat it...

    Same here :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,346 ✭✭✭LynnGrace


    73Cat wrote: »
    What a dope! My almost 3 yr old is going through a, ahem," spirited " stage. If I was to take her into a café, she wouldn't be quiet, wouldn't sit down etc. Therefore all such things, though it is a pain, are off limits for the time being. There is no way I'd take her in somewhere, to ruin other peoples lunchbreaks. I'd rather die. Plus,I'd not have an ounce of peace myself anyway. As for him encouraging the child to be louder, he obviously must be an attention seeker himself. Oh God, toddlers are trivially annoying at times:(

    Definitely. There is a certain type who think everyone is enthralled by them, and their offspring. They are just short of looking around for applause.


  • Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Strangers on the street who deem it acceptable to ask you for a smoke. I don't smoke so imagine me going up to some randomer and asking for a chewing gum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭westernfrenzy


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Strangers on the street who deem it acceptable to ask you for a smoke. I don't smoke so imagine me going up to some randomer and asking for a chewing gum.

    That happened to me last year. It annoyed the hell out of me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    I can't stand this as well. It would be enough to sour the taste of my lunch too. Such scenes are depressingly common these days.

    People like this are simply selfish, inconsiderate cretins. And, of course, if you asked the Dad to wind his neck in and get his kid to STFU, it would be YOUR fault...


    It's ok though because they will probably make him sit on the naughty step for 3 seconds when he is home, and they might even try to do some interpretative dance to convey to him how much it upsets mommy when he behaves that way. They'll follow up with a session with a psychotherapist in case his little ego gets bruised though :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Strangers on the street who deem it acceptable to ask you for a smoke. I don't smoke so imagine me going up to some randomer and asking for a chewing gum.

    I have noticed that these people tend to be as charming as they can when asking for one, but as soon as they are refused all the charm goes out the window and you are called every name under the sun. In fact after the last refusal I was a "tight cúnt" - why thank you, I've had it said before! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Tzardine wrote: »
    There was a 4th option in our house. Eat it for breakfast the next morning.

    Oh jesus I remember that option well. Cold dinner made by a not very good cook to begin with :(
    Baby bores, I've more interest in the dog out taking a poop in the garden than I do of someone's child's every movement outfit change or gurgle. I don't care. Stop sending me ridiculous videos.

    I had to delete a few people off my facebook page recently and a couple of them were made disappear because of the baby photos and videos. Baby getting ready for his bath, naked, baby in his bath, naked, baby eating his dinner, with it all over his head, baby eating his breakfast, naked. Seriously, I don't need to see this. One of the people contacted me to ask "why did you delete me?" and I just answered honestly, said I was sick of the baby photos and she responded with "well I was sick of looking at photos of your dogs". WHY DIDN'T YOU UNFRIEND ME THEN?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Strangers on the street who deem it acceptable to ask you for a smoke. I don't smoke so imagine me going up to some randomer and asking for a chewing gum.

    Strangers asking you for a smoke or a light and when you say no, you don't smoke, they look at you like you're the scum of the earth :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,031 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Americans and their television programmes brainwashing our children with their Hallowe'en traditions, causing my house to be egged (well, it was only one egg at the front window, but still). Didn't happen in my day...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,166 ✭✭✭Tasden


    Strangers asking you for a smoke or a light and when you say no, you don't smoke, they look at you like you're the scum of the earth :confused:

    I don't smoke but carry a lighter anyway and when people ask if I've a light and I go to get it from my bag I get looked at by whoever I'm with like I'm the liar of the century or something, and the "I thought you don't smoke?!" :pac:


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