BeebRock - The BBC4/BBC3/BBC2/BBC1 Music Programmes thread

Sweet fcuk a song about Luton Airport! :O

As I closed the garden gate I was really in a state
Suitcase in each hand and no transport
The taxi should have been there
He said he was on the way
I thought if he don't hurry up i'll miss me holiday
Finally he turned up and I told him what I thought
Then to my surprise he said sod it you can walk
I had to show a bit of leg, cause time was running out
And a geezer stopped and said
"Hop in I can take you out to Luton Airport"
Oooowe ooooo Luton Airport (x3)

When we landed in Majorca I was much the worse for wear
But with those romantic nights ahead I really didn't care
I checked in to the hotel it must have been four star all those dolly geezers in white suits liggin round the bar
I settled in quite nicely the sun was really strong
An there they where all pullin birds an I thought it won't be long
Sure enough he turns up thinkin he's quite skiv you won't believe it he's the bloke who offered me a lift to
Luton Airport
Ooooowe ooooo Luton Airport (x3)

We had our little romance, we had our little fling
Two weeks in Majorca an he wants to buy a ring
Then I thought he'd left me at the airport on me own but it turns out he's the captain of the plane thats going out to
Luton Airport
Oooowe ooooo Luton Airport (x3)

It's alright being chatted up my heart it turns to jelly
They even think that I'm the girl, the one thats on the telly they say "Look in to my eyes darlin, are you from paradise?"
Well I tell em don't I "NO MATE, LUTON AIRPORT"

Oooowe oooo Luton airport (repeat to fade)

Argh! Dana!

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