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Do people in star trek take ****es?

  • 18-10-2014 09:52AM
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    jacksie66
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  • #2
    jacksie66
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  • #3
    Celly Smunt
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    No but **** **** **** and sometimes **** **** ****.


  • #4
    alchemist33
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    And influences your usernames...?


  • #5
    Voodoomelon
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    Yes, did you never hear of the captains log?


  • #6
    Senna
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    the 3 shells


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  • #7
    Davarus Walrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,280 ✭✭✭Davarus Walrus


    Colm Meaney's character strikes me as the sort of lad who'd drop the bodysuit and take a good sh1te. Possibly while grunting and cursing. More than likely after 10 pints of stout and a snackbox.


  • #8
    hardCopy
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    I presume they just beam it out.

    The extracted matter is used as raw material for the replicator.


  • #9
    ffactj
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 102 ✭✭ffactj


    When they beam off the ship, the sh1te gets beamed into a special tank that makes Klingon face cream.
    So they save on having toilets and also make a bit of profit selling the face cream to the Klingons.


  • #10
    Cienciano
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    Could they "beam" it directly out? Would be funny if you were in charge of the transporters, you could beam it out and directly into someones mouth


  • #11
    joe stodge
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 986 ✭✭✭joe stodge


    http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Trek_toilet.JPG there's only one jacks on the defiant.


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  • #12
    Tokyo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,655 ✭✭✭✭Tokyo


    They just have it beamed out of them with the teleporter now and again I'd say. Then the replicator replicates food out of the **** molecules.

    "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot"


  • #13
    Turtyturd
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    How mad is this thread?


  • #14
    mikom
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    jacksie66 wrote: »
    Do people in star trek take shites?

    Yes they do.
    When they go number 2's, they boldly go.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Stick to your fruit thread. Good man.


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