Water Saving tips

1) Instead of showering or a bath clean yourself with a rag on a stick. Alternatively the river or sea.
2) Take a piss outside or in a jug and empty outside.
3) If a number two poo into a bag and discard by flinging it down the road or out your window. Alternatively ****e in your garden or a neighbors garden.
4) Lick your plates and cutlery clean
5) Leave barrels outside to collect rainwater to wash your clothes in and also fill your jacks(if not taking earlier advice). Especially effective if you collect rain through your houses water gutters.
6) If shaving, brushing your teeth use the gutter/rainwater.
7) If you drink tea/coffee stop drinking them.
8) Fill up big bottles of water from work and sneak the water out in a rucksack.
9) If thirsty do a Bear Grills
10) Dig a well.

Any other savings tips?