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Muscles ladies

  • 02-10-2014 12:53AM
    #1
    TheEnigma
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 41 ✭TheEnigma


    Do muscles attract women or do they count for nothing if you have an ugly head?


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  • #2
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Put the muscles in your head.

    Two stones, one bird.

    Pewpewpew!


  • #3
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    I hear polar bears attract periods.

    Or something.


  • #4
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Step 1- Acquire paper bag and draw a handsome face on it.
    Step 2- Place over head.
    Step 3- Engage in sexual frolics all over the house with muscles paper bag man.

    Sorted.:)


  • #5
    131spanner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭131spanner


    I believe they much prefer periwinkles.

    Ba-dum-tss


  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    TheEnigma wrote: »
    Do muscles attract women or do they count for nothing if you have an ugly head?

    http://fast-images.picyou.com/images/XuTYB8/XuTYB8.jpg

    Yes.

    http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4099/4754149795_e1f4584b82_m.jpg

    No.


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  • #7
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,257 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Is there nothing to be said for a nice personality?

    :o

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    Is there nothing to be said for a nice personality?

    :o

    Trumps everything else in the long term. In the short term, nice personalities don't turn heads. :)


  • #9
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Apparently you just have to make them laugh...


  • #10
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    I like muscles on a guy but he needs to have a decent face as well although I suppose who looks at the mantelpiece when stroking the fire


  • #11
    Tonto86
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    Apparently you just have to make them laugh...

    Sure it'll be hard for them to laugh after all the chloroform


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  • #12
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    who knows WTF they want
    http://foxhoundstudio.com/blog/fitness-lifestyle/the-ideal-male-physique-%E2%80%94-what-girls-want-want-guys-want-to-be/


  • #13
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    Nope, doesn't do it for me at all

    way prefer lean, svelte. big muscles are a bit of a turn off tbh,


  • #14
    Lalealynn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭Lalealynn


    catallus wrote: »
    Put the muscles in your head.

    Two stones, one bird.

    Pewpewpew!

    It's mean to throw stones at birds.

    Meow Meow Meow.

    :-)


  • #15
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Maybe they should have thought of that when they shít on my car. They're fair game, mmmm pheasant.


  • #16
    Lalealynn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 272 ✭✭Lalealynn


    catallus wrote: »
    Maybe they should have thought of that when they shít on my car. They're fair game, mmmm pheasant.

    They do that because of the water charges ..it's Enda's fault not theirs...


    Pew pew pew the government not birdies ...

    It's the governments fault the birdies poo poo pooed on your car so pew pew pew the governement!


  • #17
    Minera
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 179 ✭✭Minera


    Hmm lean with some definition, too muscular is def not attractive.......


  • #18
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    a partner with muscles is definitely a must, otherwise they're just a pile of skin, organs and bones on the floor. That's just not attractive at all and probably not hygienic either.


  • #19
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    Is there nothing to be said for a nice personality?

    :o

    => This way to the gun show :cool:


  • #20
    Miss Lizzie Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 347 ✭✭Miss Lizzie Jones


    Only one muscle counts. :)


  • #21
    Czarcasm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,076 ✭✭✭✭Czarcasm


    Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »
    Only one muscle counts. :)


    Jaysus Lizzie! :eek: :pac:


    Doesn't matter what the body looks like OP, if you've been cursed with an unfortunate visage, it's nigh on impossible to disguise or distract from that.


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  • #22
    DaveDaRave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 387 ✭✭DaveDaRave


    Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »
    Only one muscle counts. :)

    tongue muscle ?


  • #23
    Fuzzytrooper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 896 ✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Lalealynn wrote: »
    They do that because of the water charges ..it's Enda's fault not theirs...


    Pew pew pew the government not birdies ...

    It's the governments fault the birdies poo poo pooed on your car so pew pew pew the governement!
    Soooo...We should throw stones at the government? Right I'm off to Leinster house. I'll let you know how I get on.


  • #24
    IvyTheTerrible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,949 ✭✭✭✭IvyTheTerrible


    All women are exactly the same and they all have the same opinion about muscles on men.


  • #25
    Tilly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭Tilly


    Fit does it for me. Not into the beefcake look that loads of lads seem to be going for. And seriously dudes: singlets should be only used on a basketball court!!!


  • #26
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    Candie wrote: »
    Trumps everything else in the long term. In the short term, nice personalities don't turn heads. :)

    Tell that to Daniel O'Donnell.


  • #27
    oldyouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,754 ✭✭✭oldyouth


    Mentally strong, yes. Strength of character, yes. Built like a brick shlt house and caked in fake tan, dear God no.


  • #28
    herisson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,676 ✭✭✭✭herisson


    I like arm muscles but god to i hate defined abs.

    Id rather a man that eats cheese, not a man i can grate cheese off.


  • #29
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »
    Only one muscle counts. :)

    heart right? cos the one I bet you're thinking of isn't actually a muscle.


  • #30
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,297 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    TheEnigma wrote: »
    Do muscles attract women or do they count for nothing if you have an ugly head?
    You mean something like Van Dammes body in his prime with Marty Morrissey's head as it is now :eek:


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  • #31
    Laois6556
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 624 ✭✭✭Laois6556


    I like muscle on women. There I said it. Women with muscle are hot! Not too much muscle now you hear. Does it make me weird to think this?


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