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Interview the Person Below You

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  • #5282
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Like a little Chinese kid?


    Do you?

    Hardly. All the Chinese kids around here have advanced degrees in Hyperbolic Topography and Engrish, and they appear to be gearing up to kick Mark Zuckerbergs arse.

    Do I what??


  • #5283
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Hardly. All the Chinese kids around here have advanced degrees in Hyperbolic Topography and Engrish, and they appear to be gearing up to kick Mark Zuckerbergs arse.

    Do I what??

    Do you sow spuds in your ears?

    Doesn't Mark Zuckerberg already have a Chinese girlfiend to kick his arse for him?


  • #5284
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    gramar wrote: »
    Do you sow spuds in your ears?

    Doesn't Mark Zuckerberg already have a Chinese girlfiend to kick his arse for him?

    I hear his wife is American of Chinese-Vietnamese extraction. Whether or not she kicks his arse I couldn't say. With regard to my ears, I'm currently experimenting with organic free-range asparagus.

    Have you ever had your arse kicked?


  • #5285
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    jimgoose wrote: »
    I hear his wife is American of Chinese-Vietnamese extraction. Whether or not she kicks his arse I couldn't say. With regard to my ears, I'm currently experimenting with organic free-range asparagus.

    Have you ever had your arse kicked?

    Yes I have. Also spanked and hit with a dustpan brush.

    Do you feel sorry for me?


  • #5286
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    gramar wrote: »
    Yes I have. Also spanked and hit with a dustpan brush.

    Do you feel sorry for me?

    The best place to find this phenomenon you humans call "sympathy" is in the dictionary. You'll find it between shít and syphilis. :D

    Is the humidity annoying you?


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  • #5287
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    jimgoose wrote: »
    The best place to find this phenomenon you humans call "sympathy" is in the dictionary. You'll find it between shít and syphilis. :D

    Is the humidity annoying you?

    No, none here to speak of.

    You appear devoid of emotion. Are you Data from Star-trek next generation?


  • #5288
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    gramar wrote: »
    No, none here to speak of.

    You appear devoid of emotion. Are you Data from Star-trek next generation?

    No. I'm an experimental ELIZA with a personality hybrid of a JPL engineer and a hill-farmer.

    Have you taken holidays yet this year?


  • #5289
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    jimgoose wrote: »
    No. I'm an experimental ELIZA with a personality hybrid of a JPL engineer and a hill-farmer.

    Have you taken holidays yet this year?

    Yes, blown my load on the holiday front so to speak.

    When is the last time you played cards?


  • #5290
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    gramar wrote: »
    Yes, blown my load on the holiday front so to speak.

    When is the last time you played cards?

    Jaysis. There's a one. That would be about fifteen years ago, a couple of hands of "45" with my late Pop. :cool:

    You a gamblin' kinda man, pilgrim?


  • #5291
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Jaysis. There's a one. That would be about fifteen years ago, a couple of hands of "45" with my late Pop. :cool:

    You a gamblin' kinda man, pilgrim?

    No, used to flitter away a few bob I could ill afford to lose on the old geegees
    but a mugs game if ever there was one.

    Are you a Betfred, Stan James, Paddy Power or William Hill kind of fella?


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  • #5292
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    gramar wrote: »
    No, used to flitter away a few bob I could ill afford to lose on the old geegees
    but a mugs game if ever there was one.

    Are you a Betfred, Stan James, Paddy Power or William Hill kind of fella?

    None of the above. I'm more of a "You were only sapparsed ta blow the bloody doors orf!!" type. :D

    On-line gambling targeted at gobadaw youngfellas - yay or nay?


  • #5293
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    jimgoose wrote: »
    None of the above. I'm more of a "You were only sapparsed ta blow the bloody doors orf!!" type. :D

    On-line gambling targeted at gobadaw youngfellas - yay or nay?

    An overwhelming yay.
    On-line gambling, payday loan companies and smartphones are a lethal concoction for slackjawed youngsters who think APR is a brand of ale.

    I don't agree with a nanny state but do you think some of these people should be saved from themselves?


  • #5294
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,196 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    gramar wrote: »
    An overwhelming yay.
    On-line gambling, payday loan companies and smartphones are a lethal concoction for slackjawed youngsters who think APR is a brand of ale.

    I don't agree with a nanny state but do you think some of these people should be saved from themselves?

    Not if it involves limiting my own freedom, no. You can't fix stupid.

    Do you think the current crop of leg-breaking loan-shark types should be regulated by the ECB?


  • #5295
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Not if it involves limiting my own freedom, no. You can't fix stupid.

    Do you think the current crop of leg-breaking loan-shark types should be regulated by the ECB?


    I do but....

    why would the English Cricket Board get involved in financial regulation?


  • #5296
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Cant do any worse that the European Central Bank I suppose

    October, do you like it?


  • #5297
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    efb wrote: »
    Cant do any worse that the European Central Bank I suppose

    October, do you like it?

    Fine be me.

    If it turns out to be a red one, will you tell Sean Connery?


  • #5298
    Jamaican Me Crazy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,111 ✭✭✭Jamaican Me Crazy


    No. I'll tell a real Russian

    Do you admire Sean Connery's couldn't give a feck attitude when it comes to accents??


  • #5299
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Jamaican Me Crazy wrote: »
    No. I'll tell a real Russian

    Do you admire Sean Connery's couldn't give a feck attitude when it comes to accents??

    I don't know about that, he's made a career out of his mish moneypenny accent.

    Was Connery the best Bond?


  • #5300
    clappyhappy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭clappyhappy


    Jamaican Me Crazy wrote: »
    No. I'll tell a real Russian

    Do you admire Sean Connery's couldn't give a feck attitude when it comes to accents??

    Don't bother me, once he maintains his fabulous Scottish accent.

    What is your favourite accent?


  • #5301
    Jamaican Me Crazy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,111 ✭✭✭Jamaican Me Crazy


    I like a nice gentle culchie accent. Scottish is good also.

    Which accent can you not stand?


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  • #5302
    Sinister Kid
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,504 ✭✭✭Sinister Kid


    Strong Cork accent....


    Would you rather loose your sight or your hearing?


  • #5303
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Can't stand is putting it too strongly, but nova scotia is bizzare to listen to. It's like a makey upy accent, half Kerry, half California. Very strange.

    Are you any good at doing accents?


  • #5304
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    No, I'm terrible.

    When you're telling a story do you change your voice for the different people? Eg
    "So then he said *deeper voice* .... "


  • #5305
    Jamaican Me Crazy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,111 ✭✭✭Jamaican Me Crazy


    No but I tend to put waaaaay too much detail into my stories and sometimes I get over animated.

    How do you express anger?


  • #5306
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Jamaican Me Crazy wrote: »
    No but I tend to put waaaaay too much detail into my stories and sometimes I get over animated.

    How do you express anger?

    FF************UCK, BALLLLLLLLLLLS; CNUUUUUUUUUUUUUT BASTARRRRRRRRRD ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH FCNCUTPRICKARSE

    I don't think it's good to bottle things up, do you?


  • #5307
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Yeah it's better than talking about it and upsetting yourself more


    Did you have a nice weekend


  • #5308
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Yeah it's better than talking about it and upsetting yourself more

    Did you have a nice weekend

    FF************UCK, BALLLLLLLLLLLS; CNUUUUUUUUUUUUUT BASTARRRRRRRRRD ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH FCNCUTPRICKARSE

    What kind of people call and hang up?


  • #5309
    Jamaican Me Crazy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,111 ✭✭✭Jamaican Me Crazy


    Annoying people, people with no phone credit? I cannot stand getting calls from private numbers, wrecks my head.

    Did you not have a nice weekend??


  • #5310
    Mariasofia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Mariasofia


    Jamaican Me Crazy wrote: »
    Annoying people, people with no phone credit? I cannot stand getting calls from private numbers, wrecks my head.

    Did you not have a nice weekend??

    It wasnt bad but didnt do much.

    Why am I so tired now though?


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  • #5311
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Mariasofia wrote: »
    It wasnt bad but didnt do much.

    Why am I so tired now though?

    Rough night?

    The Simpsons or Family guy?


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