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Wedding invite comparable to a summons

  • 28-09-2014 12:34AM
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭


    Sitting here bored off my hole watching awkward 50 year old white women dancing awkwardly to the killers fcuk me


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭Frynge


    I think a lot of it has to do with the attitude you have going. As in if you want to be there you will have fun and if you don't want to be there you will start treads on boards about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    The bane of my life....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 186 ✭✭GalwayGirl26


    If you really didn't want to go, then you should have just made an excuse and RSVPed "No".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 271 ✭✭davidm20


    Are u in the Headfort Kells?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 273 ✭✭okioffice84


    Wedding invitations are bills you have to pay around 3 months down the line


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,133 ✭✭✭Idle Passerby


    People that don't want to go to weddings are most likely the ones the couple felt obligated to invite and were secretly hoping they wouldn't be able to come. In my experience couples end up being pressured to invite a whole bunch of people they really couldn't care less about.do everyone a favour and rsvp "no". Everyones happy!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    **** yourself. I've heard its a handy way of never being invited to weddings again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,589 ✭✭✭Fr. Ned


    Sitting here bored off my hole watching awkward 50 year old white women dancing awkwardly to the killers fcuk me

    Are the doors locked?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,208 ✭✭✭✭Cienciano


    The killers are fúcking you? Its the police you should be on to, not AH.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,247 ✭✭✭✭BoJack Horseman


    Sitting here bored off my hole watching awkward 50 year old white women dancing awkwardly to the killers fcuk me

    Are you making a request or are you missing a comma?

    Would you be less bored if 50 year old black women were grindin their booty in yo face?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭Foxmint


    Next time . . . be an adult about it, and do the bride and groom, other guests and everyone else a favour, and don't go if you can't handle it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68 ✭✭dimcoin


    Go dance with them. You might have more fun than you expected.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭Foxmint


    Sitting here bored off my hole watching awkward 50 year old white women dancing awkwardly to the killers fcuk me

    Why are you still there at this time ? Do the decent thing for everyone and go home.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 412 ✭✭better call saul


    Foxmint wrote: »
    Why are you still there at this time ? Do the decent thing for everyone and go home.

    You said it you glorious cnut


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Foxmint wrote: »
    Next time . . . be an adult about it, and do the bride and groom, other guests and everyone else a favour, and don't go if you can't handle it.

    Jesus, bit of an arsey thing to say, Judgemental much? Many people are bored senseless at wedding receptions. The same old same old every time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭Foxmint


    Jesus, bit of an arsey thing to say, Judgemental much? Many people are bored senseless at wedding receptions. The same old same old every time.

    And the same old whiny crying and moaning as well. Don't go or man up. Simples.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Foxmint wrote: »
    And the same old whiny crying and moaning as well. Don't go or man up. Simples.

    You sound bitter, are you getting married or are you just worried that people were bored senseless at your wedding.:confused: Either way weddings are boring and most people would rather not have to fork out to attend one. I've noticed a lot of people posting photos during wedding receptions, that's because they are bored rigid. Don't want people whining about weddings? Simples, go off get married quietly and don't have the 3 ring circus that most people don't want to go to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,565 ✭✭✭✭steddyeddy


    The fact is weddings cost people money they might not have, they might interfere with that person's work and they require a lot of planning in some cases.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,820 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    FFS
    A room full of drunk 50 year old women and you're complaining.

    Man up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,340 ✭✭✭Thoie


    Sitting here bored off my hole watching awkward 50 year old white women dancing awkwardly to the killers fcuk me

    Are you the groom?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    I wouldn't say summons OP

    I'd say letter from the Revenue

    Obilgatory present of cash, annual leave, possible overnight accommodation, spending money

    Clock up a few of these a year and even if you have a good job you're talking a mortgage payment


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,281 ✭✭✭✭Sand


    Learn a lesson, and don't go to weddings if you're not going to enjoy yourself. Waste of your time and money, and a waste of theirs. No one can actually force you to go to a wedding.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭Foxmint


    You sound bitter, are you getting married or are you just worried that people were bored senseless at your wedding.:confused: Either way weddings are boring and most people would rather not have to fork out to attend one. I've noticed a lot of people posting photos during wedding receptions, that's because they are bored rigid. Don't want people whining about weddings? Simples, go off get married quietly and don't have the 3 ring circus that most people don't want to go to.

    Neither, I'm just man enough not to bother my arse going to weddings I don't want to, and when I do, I make sure I have a good time. Simples.


  • Posts: 3,226 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Foxmint wrote: »
    Neither, I'm just man enough not to bother my arse going to weddings I don't want to, and when I do, I make sure I have a good time. Simples.

    Good god, stop saying simples newbie


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    I hate seeing some miserable bastard at a wedding sitting on his own looking out at the dance floor or staring at an empty glass.
    I always feel the need to chat to them to try to cheer them up...no doubt it has the opposite effect.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I've had a great time at every single wedding I've been at.
    The drink helps.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭Foxmint


    Good god, stop saying simples newbie

    1400 posts and that's the best you can do ? Man up there lad


  • Posts: 3,226 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Foxmint wrote: »
    1400 posts and that's the best you can do ? Man up there lad

    Ok lad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭Foxmint


    Ok lad

    Good boy


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,318 ✭✭✭✭Menas


    Foxmint wrote: »
    Good boy

    Get a room you two. Dont invite the OP to the wedding.


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