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The brits with their yachts full of coke, oh dear will they ever learn

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    A big "coke - float" there alright.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    That's this weekend's plans scuppered anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    'Attention vessel...'

    'allright bud'

    'carry on'

    'Attention vessel...'

    'alright mate'

    'Turn Off Your Engines And Prepare To Be Boarded'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭Remmy


    Heard about this. I'm guessing that value is the street value once the cut it up and stuff?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    They used to have Admiral Nelson, now they seem to have Admiral Charlie. Brittania, always ruling the waves..ish..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    You've got the wrong yacht moneygrip.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 114 ✭✭Sunhill


    gustafo wrote: »
    god only knows what must be getting through.

    +1


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,189 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Remmy wrote: »
    Heard about this. I'm guessing that value is the street value once the cut it up and stuff?

    Multiplied by last weeks lotto numbers and an undisclosed fantasy sum.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    Remmy wrote: »
    Heard about this. I'm guessing that value is the street value once the cut it up and stuff?

    even better though as its now being counted as part of our GDP!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Nodin wrote: »
    'Attention vessel...'

    'allright bud'

    'carry on'

    'Attention vessel...'

    'alright mate'

    'Turn Off Your Engines And Prepare To Be Boarded'

    What


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,281 ✭✭✭✭Sand


    What

    He's implying that calling an Irishman "mate" in an English accent will get the hackles up and drastically increase their chance of being pulled over/searched/arrested.

    Probably true, to the mystification of some English people who have asked me why Irish people get so hostile when called "mate".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,902 ✭✭✭✭Kristopherus


    Hopfully 30yrs each holidays in Portlaoise.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭darragh_haven


    Hopfully 30yrs each holidays in Portlaoise.

    No fecking way. 30year at her majesty cost.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,687 ✭✭✭Karl Stein


    In other news, two Scots and an Irishman have been apprehended trying to smuggle three thousand litres of Whiskey into Saudi Arabia aboard the vessel 'Drunken Sailor'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    No fecking way. 30year at her majesty cost.
    Remember we don't have enough prison space as it is.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Nodin wrote: »
    'Attention vessel...'

    'allright bud'

    'carry on'

    'Attention vessel...'

    'alright mate'

    'Turn Off Your Engines And Prepare To Be Boarded'


    Ha!! I had a lolz


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    More would get in if it wasnt for Gerry Boyle and Wendel Everret


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,068 ✭✭✭Specialun


    The guards xmas party going to some craic this year


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Specialun wrote: »
    The guards xmas party going to some craic this year

    The Assistant Commissioner in charge of organising was the sergeant when Gerry Ryan ordered us to light the bales of grass on board the submarine. ****in' laugh that day. We let off a torpedo and sank a UK sub. All forgotten about in the interests of De Piece Progress or something.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,566 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    Sounds like this yacht was watched before leaving the Caribbean. The tip off came from the British police, who were probably tipped off by the Jamaicans or wherever it came from.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,029 ✭✭✭Rhys Essien


    What are the chances that this is only the decoy yacht and the bigger consignment will arrive here next week/month.I wonder was the source of their information also the supplier.

    A lot of English and other foreigners living in West Cork.Anyone remember the big crimelord from Manchester who died down there last year.Who knows how many of them are there for these reasons with West Cork known as the gateway to Europe for the drugs.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,998 ✭✭✭Satriale


    Karl Stein wrote: »
    In other news, two Scots and an Irishman have been apprehended trying to smuggle three thousand litres of Whiskey into Saudi Arabia aboard the vessel 'Drunken Sailor'.

    Where have you been the last week Karl? It's Two British and an Irishman.:P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,832 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    What are the chances that this is only the decoy yacht and the bigger consignment will arrive here next week/month.I wonder was the source of their information also the supplier.

    A lot of English and other foreigners living in West Cork.Anyone remember the big crimelord from Manchester who died down there last year.Who knows how many of them are there for these reasons with West Cork known as the gateway to Europe for the drugs.

    You don't do a decoy run with 1000kgs of cocaine, this was the real deal IMO.
    Though I agree with you, west Cork is porous mainly due to a lack of Naval resources. This is the third massive cocaine shipment found coming to Irish shores in the space of 7 years. The Dances with Waves boat was caught from intelligence as was this one today. The third one was the English lads out in the rib picking up over a billion worth of the stuff off a yacht offshore. Only for one of them put petrol in a diesel engine on the rib they would have got away with it.

    So despite the Gardai arresting people on all three occassions they had little or nothing to do with actually catching these people, that was done by other agencies and in the third case by sheer stupidity. The drugs traffickers know this, they know the Gardai and Navy dont have the resources to catch them which is why they have continued to use Ireland as a staging post to import drugs to the EU. In their minds once they remain undetected at their point of departure in the Carribeen then there is little to no chance that they'll get caught bringing it onto Irish shores.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48 ihateusernames


    Regardless of the value attributed to the detection, it's still a considerable seizure resulting in some gangster being out of pocket. Great news.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭wiseoldelf34


    that's just a drop in the ocean to what's getting in.
    no doubt there will be a few careers made out of this


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43 BarryLyndon


    A blow for organised crime.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 48 ihateusernames


    that's just a drop in the ocean to what's getting in.
    no doubt there will be a few careers made out of this

    Why the scepticism?
    As far as I know even the best customs agencies will only catch between 7-10% of impotations, but does that simply mean they should just stop trying?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    A blow for organised crime.

    They'll be tooting their horns about this for some time to come.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 43 BarryLyndon


    They'll be tooting their horns about this for some time to come.

    Indeed, 'tis not to be sniffed at.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 516 ✭✭✭Jogathon


    Here on the South Coast drug boats are common. Of course, the local shopkeepers and publicans can only guess and assume, but it can be quite obvious when sailors don't know much about local fishing etc.


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