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Ugly Babies

  • 17-09-2014 11:16AM
    #1
    Tipsy McSwagger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,072 ✭✭✭


    They are out there but nobody ever says anything.


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  • #2
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    All babies are ugly


  • #3
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    They should be put down, only the strong and handsome should survive.


  • #4
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Most babies look awful. Like I'd cry with horror after all that pushing and pain to be handed a shrivelled up wrinkly person with a film of gross stuff still on them.
    That said, they do tend to get better looking.


  • #5
    Autonomous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 205 ✭✭Autonomous


    I think you're ugly inside op.


  • #6
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »
    They are out there but nobody ever says anything.

    They acknowledge it when the person gets older. My brother had a gastrointestinal operation when he was two weeks old, for Pyloric stenosis, which left him looking absolutely hideous for the next few weeks. We used to have a photo of him, taken shortly after the operation, and I even managed to get my mum to agree (albeit many years later) that he was a very ugly baby.


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  • #7
    Donald73
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭Donald73


    Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »
    They are out there but nobody ever says anything.

    Nobody ever says anything because a new mother would tear them limb from limb for not gooing over her adorable squishy little babby.


  • #8
    castletownman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,607 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    There has been an inordinate amount of hairy babies born in my parish since a particularly amorous milkman started doing the rounds (so to speak).


  • #9
    Tipsy McSwagger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,072 ✭✭✭Tipsy McSwagger


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    Most babies look awful. Like I'd cry with horror after all that pushing and pain to be handed a shrivelled up wrinkly person with a film of gross stuff still on them.
    That said, they do tend to get better looking.

    I'm on about the ugly babies that will stay ugly forever, most of them look like a constipated Jimmy Magee.


  • #10
    eamonnq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,014 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »
    I'm on about the ugly babies that will stay ugly forever, most of them look like a constipated Jimmy Magee.

    Ah so you are on about ugly people?

    Some people are beautiful some are ugly. That is just the way it is ( I am in the second camp).


  • #11
    The Purveyor of Truth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 397 ✭✭The Purveyor of Truth


    Couple of months back I was standing beside a couple holding a baby and another couple were walking past and the woman stopped and said:

    "Oh what a cute little baby. What's his name?" The other woman, with a look that would have Medusa to shame, says: "Amy".


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  • #12
    Barely There
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    I know a mother who has a big, fat baby.
    She's always feeding him - it's like an obsession.
    He's got rolls of fat on his arms, legs, belly.

    People always say stuff like 'Wow, he's very solid isn't he?'
    She beams with pride.

    But actually what they mean is 'Your child is already starting to look dangerously obese and you should probably stop constantly shovelling food down his gob.'


  • #13
    Donald73
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 399 ✭✭Donald73


    The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »
    Couple of months back I was standing beside a couple holding a baby and another couple were walking past and the woman stopped and said:

    "Oh what a cute little baby. What's his name?" The other woman, with a look that would have Medusa to shame, says: "Amy".

    I bet Amy is dressed head to toe in pink now to detract from her boyish looks


  • #14
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    castletownman wrote: »
    There has been an inordinate amount of hairy babies born in my parish since a particularly amorous milkman started doing the rounds (so to speak).

    You'd need proof if you're going to make that sort of accusation. I've heard that he's a very careful man. A very careful man.


  • #15
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    wazky wrote: »
    They should be put down, only the strong and handsome should survive.
    The same doctrine should be followed as seen in the movie 300. No exceptions.


  • #16
    dinneenp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,253 ✭✭✭dinneenp


    remember the Seinfeld Ugly Baby episode

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkadtxlCRU4


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtkHWuow6_o


  • #17
    BMJD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭BMJD


    RayM wrote: »
    You'd need proof if you're going to make that sort of accusation. I've heard that he's a very careful man. A very careful man.
    Not when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom :rolleyes:


  • #18
    OldNotWIse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,468 ✭✭✭✭OldNotWIse


    Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »
    I'm on about the ugly babies that will stay ugly forever, most of them look like a constipated Jimmy Magee.

    Luck can change. I was hideous looking as a baby but now I'm stunning (and modest too). In fact, we joke that my mother's PND was triggered by how hideous I looked :pac:


  • #19
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    I'm an ugly baby.

    On the inside.


  • #20
    TheBeardedLady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,086 ✭✭✭TheBeardedLady


    Babies are inherently cute.


  • #21
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    BMJD wrote: »
    Not when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom :rolleyes:

    You wouldn't be advocating artificial contraception, would you?


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  • #22
    BMJD
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭BMJD


    RayM wrote: »
    You wouldn't be advocating artificial contraception, would you?

    ...





    .....





    .......



    JUST FECK OFF!


  • #23
    Ihatecuddles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Ihatecuddles


    Reminded me of this :o

    https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10646717_857524834260789_264682586852147022_n.jpg?oh=4c171c88efa7065db68e167c70aa44d9&oe=5486A889


  • #24
    Fuzzytrooper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 896 ✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    First thing my mother ever said to me was that I was a horrible looking baby. Apparently the nurse wasn't amused.


  • #25
    Fuzzytrooper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 896 ✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    First thing my mother ever said to me was that I was a horrible looking baby. Apparently the nurse wasn't amused.


  • #26
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,907 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Ugly or not, all babies taste the same


  • #27
    KungPao
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,786 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Fuzzytrooper wrote: »
    First thing my mother ever said to me was that I was a horrible looking baby. Apparently the nurse wasn't amused.
    Fuzzytrooper wrote: »
    First thing my mother ever said to me was that I was a horrible looking baby. Apparently the nurse wasn't amused.
    Ugly identical twins?


  • #28
    The One Doctor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,322 ✭✭✭The One Doctor


    Newborns are not cute. I defy anyone to be cute after being pushed through a 10cm tunnel while out of their tiny squashed heads on drugs as well as being jetlagged, hungover and covered in blood and amniotic fluid.


  • #29
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    My first daughter was squished and wrinkly when she arrived into this world. Ill admit she didn't look pretty but she was the most beautiful little thing in the world to me.

    My second daughter had a easier birth and arrived looking perfect and beautiful and still is.

    They were both beautiful to me (just in different ways)


  • #30
    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,324 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?
    Ask your parents


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  • #31
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    I'd agree with the op. I'm noticing these days that there are a lot of very sloppy babies who look as though they couldn't be bothered.


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