Ugly Babies

Tipsy McSwagger

They are out there but nobody ever says anything.

The Moldy Gowl

All babies are ugly

wazky

They should be put down, only the strong and handsome should survive.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Most babies look awful. Like I'd cry with horror after all that pushing and pain to be handed a shrivelled up wrinkly person with a film of gross stuff still on them.
That said, they do tend to get better looking.

Autonomous

I think you're ugly inside op.

RayM

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

They are out there but nobody ever says anything.

They acknowledge it when the person gets older. My brother had a gastrointestinal operation when he was two weeks old, for Pyloric stenosis, which left him looking absolutely hideous for the next few weeks. We used to have a photo of him, taken shortly after the operation, and I even managed to get my mum to agree (albeit many years later) that he was a very ugly baby.

Donald73

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

They are out there but nobody ever says anything.

Nobody ever says anything because a new mother would tear them limb from limb for not gooing over her adorable squishy little babby.

castletownman

There has been an inordinate amount of hairy babies born in my parish since a particularly amorous milkman started doing the rounds (so to speak).

Tipsy McSwagger

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Most babies look awful. Like I'd cry with horror after all that pushing and pain to be handed a shrivelled up wrinkly person with a film of gross stuff still on them.
That said, they do tend to get better looking.

I'm on about the ugly babies that will stay ugly forever, most of them look like a constipated Jimmy Magee.

eamonnq

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

I'm on about the ugly babies that will stay ugly forever, most of them look like a constipated Jimmy Magee.

Ah so you are on about ugly people?

Some people are beautiful some are ugly. That is just the way it is ( I am in the second camp).

The Purveyor of Truth

Couple of months back I was standing beside a couple holding a baby and another couple were walking past and the woman stopped and said:

"Oh what a cute little baby. What's his name?" The other woman, with a look that would have Medusa to shame, says: "Amy".

Barely There

I know a mother who has a big, fat baby.
She's always feeding him - it's like an obsession.
He's got rolls of fat on his arms, legs, belly.

People always say stuff like 'Wow, he's very solid isn't he?'
She beams with pride.

But actually what they mean is 'Your child is already starting to look dangerously obese and you should probably stop constantly shovelling food down his gob.'

Donald73

The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »

Couple of months back I was standing beside a couple holding a baby and another couple were walking past and the woman stopped and said:

"Oh what a cute little baby. What's his name?" The other woman, with a look that would have Medusa to shame, says: "Amy".

I bet Amy is dressed head to toe in pink now to detract from her boyish looks

RayM

castletownman wrote: »

There has been an inordinate amount of hairy babies born in my parish since a particularly amorous milkman started doing the rounds (so to speak).

You'd need proof if you're going to make that sort of accusation. I've heard that he's a very careful man. A very careful man.

gugleguy

wazky wrote: »

They should be put down, only the strong and handsome should survive.

The same doctrine should be followed as seen in the movie 300. No exceptions.

dinneenp

remember the Seinfeld Ugly Baby episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkadtxlCRU4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtkHWuow6_o

BMJD

RayM wrote: »

You'd need proof if you're going to make that sort of accusation. I've heard that he's a very careful man. A very careful man.

Not when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom :rolleyes:

OldNotWIse

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

I'm on about the ugly babies that will stay ugly forever, most of them look like a constipated Jimmy Magee.

Luck can change. I was hideous looking as a baby but now I'm stunning (and modest too). In fact, we joke that my mother's PND was triggered by how hideous I looked :pac:

AnonoBoy

I'm an ugly baby.

On the inside.

TheBeardedLady

Babies are inherently cute.

RayM

BMJD wrote: »

Not when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom :rolleyes:

You wouldn't be advocating artificial contraception, would you?

BMJD

RayM wrote: »

You wouldn't be advocating artificial contraception, would you?

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JUST FECK OFF!

Ihatecuddles

Reminded me of this

https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10646717_857524834260789_264682586852147022_n.jpg?oh=4c171c88efa7065db68e167c70aa44d9&oe=5486A889

Fuzzytrooper

First thing my mother ever said to me was that I was a horrible looking baby. Apparently the nurse wasn't amused.

Fuzzytrooper

First thing my mother ever said to me was that I was a horrible looking baby. Apparently the nurse wasn't amused.

Mr. CooL ICE

Ugly or not, all babies taste the same

KungPao

Fuzzytrooper wrote: »

First thing my mother ever said to me was that I was a horrible looking baby. Apparently the nurse wasn't amused.

Fuzzytrooper wrote: »

First thing my mother ever said to me was that I was a horrible looking baby. Apparently the nurse wasn't amused.

Ugly identical twins?

The One Doctor

Newborns are not cute. I defy anyone to be cute after being pushed through a 10cm tunnel while out of their tiny squashed heads on drugs as well as being jetlagged, hungover and covered in blood and amniotic fluid.

Cee-Jay-Cee

My first daughter was squished and wrinkly when she arrived into this world. Ill admit she didn't look pretty but she was the most beautiful little thing in the world to me.

My second daughter had a easier birth and arrived looking perfect and beautiful and still is.

They were both beautiful to me (just in different ways)

The Master

What sexual position produces the ugliest kids?

Ask your parents

Dirty Dingus McGee

I'd agree with the op. I'm noticing these days that there are a lot of very sloppy babies who look as though they couldn't be bothered.

Alf Veedersane

You hear people saying how the name just came to them when they saw the baby for the first time.

If that was the case there would be a lot more babies called Winston.

Or Churchill, I suppose.

Son Of A Vidic

It's always difficult to tell a parent their baby resembles a gremlin. So when I'm asked the usual nonsense - "Who do you think they look like?" I usually reply with - "Themself."

Tipsy McSwagger

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

They are out there but nobody ever says anything.

I don't know about that.

My mother tells my brother that he was so ugly when he was born, that when the placenta was delivered she thought it was twins.



Most babies are cute because they're ickle and have tiny fingers and toes. Some are horrors who look like mini geriatrics, but they tend to grow into themselves.

BeerWolf

Seriously, all babies are ugly [AND THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME, aside from colour variation] compared to, say, kittens and puppies - only ones that say otherwise are the parents, and suck up friends too afraid to tell the truth

littlebuddy84

Babies are the ugliest things ever. I really don't understand people who think their lovely/cute.

shruikan2553

The Purveyor of Truth wrote: »

Couple of months back I was standing beside a couple holding a baby and another couple were walking past and the woman stopped and said:

"Oh what a cute little baby. What's his name?" The other woman, with a look that would have Medusa to shame, says: "Amy".

I dont know why people would get offended. If they didnt change the baby themselves they wouldnt be able to tell either.

The Th!ng

Child birth is a lot like maggots wriggling forth from rotting apples.

FloatingVoter

I was an ugly baby. 39 years later things have not improved.

Ruu

Ugly babies? What about the hairy ones?!?!? :eek: It's like they couldn't be bothered.

The Peanut

Ruu wrote: »

Ugly babies? What about the hairy ones?!?!? :eek: It's like they couldn't be bothered.

Thought of this.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qty-VjKzoJI

So, so true.

the_monkey

castletownman wrote: »

There has been an inordinate amount of hairy babies born in my parish since a particularly amorous milkman started doing the rounds (so to speak).

You don't think the babies are copying his style do you ?

Fuzzytrooper

KungPao wrote: »

Ugly identical twins?

No just twice the ugly.

CantonasCollar

I would agree that most newborns look fairly similar, but I have seen a truly ugly baby. 15 months later and she has only got worse. I feel sorry for her parents, because they must know she is ugly and people are lying if they say anything different.

Lucy and Harry

I often hear women sniggering ''oh its a ginger'' when they see a new baby that has red hair.Always reminds me of Dumbo when they mocked his big ears.So cruel.

OldNotWIse

Lucy and Harry wrote: »

I often hear women sniggering ''oh its a ginger'' when they see a new baby that has red hair.Always reminds me of Dumbo when they mocked his big ears.So cruel.

That's so cruel! They're probably just jealous and dried up.

ToddyDoody

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

They are out there but nobody ever says anything.

****ty, screaming, snotty... Babies. Bless. I was one once

Pumpkinseeds

Barely There wrote: »

I know a mother who has a big, fat baby.
She's always feeding him - it's like an obsession.
He's got rolls of fat on his arms, legs, belly.

People always say stuff like 'Wow, he's very solid isn't he?'
She beams with pride.

But actually what they mean is 'Your child is already starting to look dangerously obese and you should probably stop constantly shovelling food down his gob.'

He's not ginger with a flat cap and an expensive gold watch is he?

The One Doctor

OldNotWIse wrote: »

That's so cruel! They're probably just jealous and dried up.

Frankly I'll love my child in spite of anything.

Except if it's ginger, obviously.

Dolbert

^I hope my baby has red hair. It's an amazingly effective dickhead filter

Bafucin

The Th!ng wrote: »

Child birth is a lot like maggots wriggling forth from rotting apples.

Speak for yourself I was always a handsome child and sprang from a peach.