It's a dog's life.

Banjo String · 14-09-2014 10:56PM #1

Never got this saying.

My dog has it good tbh.

Attached pic is Lulu, she's a cocker spaniel / poodle crossbreed. She's 4 months old..

Today she awoke to a special breakfast of some Royal canin puppy nuts, followed by an early morning stroll around the grounds of the k club.

After that she got to sleep for a few hours, stretched out on her back in the afternoon sun, then she was brought to Dun Laoire where she got a leisurely stroll around the park, followed by another bowl of her puppy nuts for tea.

She then spent the evening playing with the kids in the back yard, followed by lying at my feet watching the new boardwalk empire, and doing doggy farts.

So AH, do you have a dog?

Does it have it good? Is it part of the family?

Archeron · 14-09-2014 11:00PM

I really hope that breed is called a kaboodle. Beautiful dog.

catallus · 14-09-2014 11:01PM

They eat dogs in Asia.

not yet · 14-09-2014 11:01PM

It's woff as fcuk alright..

Banjo String · 14-09-2014 11:01PM

Archeron wrote: »

I really hope that breed is called a kaboodle. Beautiful dog.

Cockapoo.

But when asked what breed she is, I normally just reply her mam is a cocker, dad a poodle.

myshirt · 14-09-2014 11:03PM

Is that floor solid oak?

The Backwards Man · 14-09-2014 11:04PM

I have a proper dog.

I have a rug exactly like that too. :P

Henry Sidney · 14-09-2014 11:05PM

Fûcking hate dogs. Filthy animals who eat their own shįt and vomit, yet somehow have owners who dote over them and let the filthy beasts lick their faces and those of their children. Disgusting beasts, but their owners are even worse! Following a creature round and then picking up its shîte in a plastic bag? No thanks!!!

The Backwards Man · 14-09-2014 11:06PM

Henry Sidney wrote: »

Fûcking hate dogs. Filthy animals who eat their own shįt and vomit, yet somehow have owners who dote over them and let the filthy beasts lick their faces and those of their children. Disgusting, but their owners are even worse! Following a creature round and then picking up its shîte in a plastic bag? No thanks!!!

I hope you don't have kids! :eek:

monkeysnapper · 14-09-2014 11:06PM

I have 2 westies and they get a walk early in morning and another long walk in the evening, my 2 kids come with me and its a real family treat . But my westies get showed up by my neighbour who also has 2 westies but there's are bright white , mine are more brown because of the long walks and swimming in local lake and rubbing in muck!!!!

Lucyfur · 14-09-2014 11:07PM

Sorry to disappoint ye but I have the best dog in the world ever.

mfceiling · 14-09-2014 11:07PM

Henry Sidney wrote: »

Fûcking hate dogs. Filthy animals who eat their own shįt and vomit, yet somehow have owners who dote over them and let the filthy beasts lick their faces and those of their children. Disgusting beasts, but their owners are even worse! Following a creature round and then picking up its shîte in a plastic bag? No thanks!!!

Tell us what you really think...

Henry Sidney · 14-09-2014 11:07PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I hope you don't have kids! :eek:

I have 4, but they don't shįt on footpaths and then lick it before licking my face. Nor do I need to follow them around with a plastic bag...

ronnie3585 · 14-09-2014 11:08PM

Dogs rock.

Cats are ****. Only interested in a feed.

Banjo String · 14-09-2014 11:08PM

The Backwards Man wrote: »

I have a proper dog.

I have a rug exactly like that too. :P

Ah, I'm not into the looks as such, we picked her because they're apparently non shedding, and suit asthma sufferers, (we have one in the house)

He's a grand dog too. (or is it a bitch?)

The Backwards Man · 14-09-2014 11:11PM

Banjo String wrote: »

Ah, I'm not into the looks as such, we picked her because they're apparently non shedding, and suit asthma sufferers, (we have one in the house)

He's a grand dog too. (or is it a bitch?)

Not sure if there's such a thing as a totally non shedding dog, but all dogs are cute in their own way.

Aye, she's a bitch, carries the wavin pipe everywhere she goes like a proper culchie.:pac:

myshirt · 14-09-2014 11:12PM

Chill broseph, relationship between man and dog goes back to the dawn of time.

A dog is a great addition to a family. Recently lost my dog actually. Age 14.

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Banjo String · 14-09-2014 11:12PM

Henry Sidney wrote: »

Fûcking hate dogs . Filthy animals who eat their own shįt and vomit, yet somehow have owners who dote over them and let the filthy beasts lick their faces and those of their children. Disgusting beasts, but their owners are even worse! Following a creature round and then picking up its shîte in a plastic bag? No thanks!!!

Henry Sidney wrote: »

I have 4, but they don't shįt on footpaths and then lick it before licking my face. Nor do I need to follow them around with a plastic bag...

Ya wha

Why own 4 of something you hate???

Run along now little troll.

Ihatecuddles · 14-09-2014 11:12PM

I have a pug

he's great for cuddles and making me laugh!

Tail Docker · 14-09-2014 11:15PM

I have a Red Setter - I'm convinced the fecker is a cat really. Also have a Staffie, now he's a proper dog, dogginess through and through.

monkeysnapper · 14-09-2014 11:15PM

Banjo String wrote: »

Ya wha

Why own 4 of something you hate???

Run along now little troll.

Kids not dogs , never the less this poster lives under bridges

Henry Sidney · 14-09-2014 11:15PM

Banjo String wrote: »

Ya wha

Why own 4 of something you hate???

Run along now little troll.

Think you have trouble reading, little boy. I have 4 kids, zero dogs.

I had dogs in the past though, the best one was sautéed.

Charlie19 · 14-09-2014 11:16PM

My dogs name is Snoopy.

The Moldy Gowl · 14-09-2014 11:19PM

Henry Sidney wrote: »

Think you have trouble reading, little boy. I have 4 kids, zero dogs.

I had dogs in the past though, the best one was sautéed.

Why do you keep 4 goats? Are they more domesticated than dogs?

Henry Sidney · 14-09-2014 11:20PM

Gowlasauras Rex wrote: »

Why do you keep 4 goats? Are they more domesticated than dogs?

Well hello, pedantic pat!

Though on a side note, curried goat is truly delicious, as where dog can be a bit stringy

Banjo String · 14-09-2014 11:24PM

Henry Sidney wrote: »

Think you have trouble reading, little boy . I have 4 kids, zero dogs.

I had dogs in the past though, the best one was sautéed.

I'm dyslexic.

It'll be music to my arse the day they announce a cure for dyslexia though.

Henry Sidney · 14-09-2014 11:26PM

Banjo String wrote: »

I'm dyslexic.

It'll be music to my arse the day they announce a cure for dyslexia though.

I always find it amazing how many dyslexics on the internet can spell "dyslexic" but very little else. Not aimed at you, mr. String! Just a general observation.

ciaracp · 14-09-2014 11:26PM

No no III have the best dog!

He definitely has it good...treated like royalty (the way it should be as he's adorable!!!)

Banjo String · 14-09-2014 11:28PM

Henry Sidney wrote: »

I always find it amazing how many dyslexics on the internet can spell "dyslexic" but very little else. Not aimed at you, mr. String! Just a general observation.

Auto correct on the phone helps.

Tbh though, I get tired of people talkin shirt about dyslexia. :cool:

The Moldy Gowl · 14-09-2014 11:28PM

Henry Sidney wrote: »

Well hello, pedantic pat!

Though on a side note, curried goat is truly delicious, as where dog can be a bit stringy

Sure you would be just wasting curry if you threw it on the goat? it would run away no?

Dogs arent made of string, you silly billy.

In Lonesome Dove · 14-09-2014 11:28PM

I have a beautiful pet dog and she means so much to me. She helped me through much crap in my life. I love cuddling up with her. I share my bed with her and she gets a pillow beside mine. I don't like it when she stretches her legs out at night and pushes her paws into my back but I still love her. I love it when she woofs in her sleep and I love her licks and I get plenty of them from her. She's a clever dog too. She knows ham lives in the fridge and she knows how to get it too. She plays games like stealing my hat or a shoe and she won't give it back until she gets ham.

It's a dog's life.

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