Memorable declarations of one while Drunk.

gugleguy · 14-09-2014 08:32PM #1

It there any memorable crazy exclamation that sticks in your mind. It could have cone from yourself. This thread us inspired by king of fairview. I don't drink that much any more. What have yet got to say AH’RS?

The Backwards Man · 14-09-2014 08:33PM

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!

You had to be there.

catallus · 14-09-2014 08:34PM

CAIRO!!!!!!!! pewpewpewpepewppwepew

DazMarz · 14-09-2014 08:35PM

I AM THE KING OF BURGER KING!!!

wailed in the Burger King on O'Connell Street while very pissed one night, while wearing one of the little cardboard crowns.

The_Valeyard · 14-09-2014 08:36PM

'This Garda Van cant hold me'

It could though.

Packrat · 14-09-2014 08:50PM

Picked up a guy thumbing out of a medium sized town one Sunday morning in June. Clearly been on the soup for a couple of days.

He asks the time: 20 to 9 says I.

"Would that be day or night?" He wasn't actually taking the piss either.

Frosty McSnowballs · 14-09-2014 08:57PM

In Charlie's Chinese in Dublin after a beers. A certain AH Mod screaming..."aaaaaahhhh hhhheeeeooouuuurrr, leeeeeave it out" and spuring everyone else to jump on board

Another time in the same place, my very very very drunk friend seeing how many mushrooms he could fit in my mouth. Turns to a member of staff and constantly asking for her number....apparently her number was 999

Packrat · 14-09-2014 09:09PM

Few of us on the piss in a rural local one Sunday from about 1 or so, the week before 9/11 (that was some year of drinking, then I quit cos 2002 was shyte)

I remember one of the gang standing in the middle of the bar at 12 that night, just roaring, - no words, just AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH AAAAAAGGGGGHHH, AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHH.

I insulted one lad so bad that night that he hasn't spoken to me since, I abused the barmaid (my buddy's now wife) and I took on the biggest lad there (think Paul o Connells size) in a wrestling match which I obviously lost.

Vodka and Red bull on top of about 10 or 12 pints of Guinness - great stuff.

At least I didn't disgrace myself by roaring though:pac:

biko · 14-09-2014 09:10PM

"We should do this again soon!"

Memorable declarations of one while Drunk.

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