Signs that your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife are crazy in the head

IvaBigWun · 13-09-2014 06:00PM

DazMarz wrote: »

But she's got amazing tits.

The crazy ones always do unfortunately. Its all about weighing the level of crazy against the cup size and seeing how you feel. Somebody needs to make a Comparison Chart for this.

indigo twist · 14-09-2014 10:04AM

Wibbs wrote: »

Her wardrobe was the clincher, when a few weeks later we're going to a do and she is trying on different outfits and I noticed a whole section she avoided. She was a size ten, but had older clothes up to size 16/18. The next bit I couldn't believe I was hearing "oh they're my relationship clothes" :eek: *runs*

This is actually brilliant.

I would love to have seen the Wibbs-shaped hole in the bedroom wall afterwards!

Miss Lizzie Jones · 14-09-2014 12:27PM

My ex-boyfriend once told me that he had told a joke at a blood donor clinic once and because the lady who took his medical information didn't laugh at his joke that was his reason for never giving blood ever again.

Shakespeare's Sister · 14-09-2014 12:45PM

Kenzie Inexpensive Luck wrote: »

They all are in some way shape or form. They might seem normal but at some point, depends how long they hide it the crazy will show its head. Talked to a few girls who are friends about this and apparently its normal practice, well duh you have to hide the crazy at the start.

Hah, women who say sh-t like "We can't help it, we're crazy lol" simply can't see beyond themselves. They may be vacuous nutters, but they shouldn't be fooling themselves into believing they speak for all women.
Guys who are drawn to such women (I believe you possibly are, seeing as you say "They all are" crazy?) need to have a think through what their taste in women is.
The Kelly Brook thread and this thread features a few such guys: "Crazy woman, but hot as fuq so I stayed with her" (including not wanting to lose envy and admiration from "the lads" for pulling a hot woman!

)
I don't normally victim-blame, but the above is a scenario when really, they have a bit of themselves to blame if they know she's a mentaller and they still stay with her because she's hot/has great tits.

youtube! · 14-09-2014 01:01PM

I think it was Bill Bailey ..

" So I once went out with this girl who seemed a bit strange, I couldn't quite put my finger on it as to why. One day I dropped into her office at work during lunch, on the wall behind her desk she had one of those humorous little signs that said..

" You don't have to be crazy to work here...but it helps! " .....

She had written it in her own SH1T.

TheBeardedLady · 14-09-2014 01:06PM

Shakespeare's Sister wrote: »

Hah, women who say sh-t like "We can't help it, we're crazy lol" simply can't see beyond themselves. They may be vacuous nutters, but they shouldn't be fooling themselves into believing they speak for all women.

I think from this thread, with a variety of stories about women AND men, it can be concluded that nuts people are nuts and it has nothing to do with gender. If you believe women ARE nuts, then you should probably stop befriending mad women/going out with mad women then. I certainly learned my lesson and what to look out for after my ex and it's stood me in good stead ever since.

IvaBigWun · 14-09-2014 05:43PM

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

My ex-boyfriend once told me that he had told a joke at a blood donor clinic once and because the lady who took his medical information didn't laugh at his joke that was his reason for never giving blood ever again.

What was the joke?

Miss Lizzie Jones · 14-09-2014 07:40PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

What was the joke?

I don't remember. It was 2001 when he told me. What I *do* remember is telling him that his joke was so lame that it was no wonder the lady did not laugh because she probably heard it many times a day. I got a dirty look for that comment.

Something to do with vampires ..... I think.

shruikan2553 · 14-09-2014 07:49PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

What was the joke?

Its more fun donating sperm?

I would donate sperm but I dont want to be a wanker.

blade1 · 14-09-2014 08:05PM

Miss Lizzie Jones wrote: »

My ex-boyfriend once told me that he had told a joke at a blood donor clinic once and because the lady who took his medical information didn't laugh at his joke that was his reason for never giving blood ever again.

IvaBigWun wrote: »

What was the joke?

Q:What's a donor's favourite band?
A:Puddle of Blood!

pickarooney · 14-09-2014 09:04PM

OT, but what do these symbols mean at the end of posts?

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knucklehead6 · 14-09-2014 09:07PM

pickarooney wrote: »

OT, but what do these symbols mean at the end of posts?

ðŸ˜’

I assume using a phones embedded emoticons?

Mollyd90 · 14-09-2014 10:04PM

Went out a few times years ago with a local fella. He was living in Dublin for a few years and had moved back home. He had a 2nd phone under the seat of his car and tried to make out he had gangster contacts from Dublin. He had another phone and kept every single text anyone ever sent him in folders in his inbox of his Nokia phone.

Only went out the fews times and I wasn't bothered when my friend started going out with him. He started showing his true colours shortly after. He got it into his head that another guy was 'trying' her so he left a note anonymous note on the guys car to leave his girlfriend alone.

He also got it into his head that me and another friend were turning his girlfriend away from him and started to make abusive calls to us and threaten to get us in trouble with guards with drugs with the help with his 'friends' in Dublin.

They had an argument one day and later on he rings my friend looking for a loan of €300 (she didn't give it to him not that she had a hope of getting it back if she did) to buy her an apology present.

When they broke up she had loads of missed calls and voice messages and texts for weeks after until she changed her number. Something like 23 missed calls within 2 hours was the record.

He was a very paranoid, manipulative, obsessive person. Part of me is thankful that I dodged the bullet and another part of me is like what's wrong with me why didn't he turn mental with me.

IvaBigWun · 14-09-2014 10:21PM

Mollyd90 wrote: »

part of me is like what's wrong with me why didn't he turn mental with me.

http://mymediatedlifeblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/macfarlane-worried-face.jpg

Mollyd90 · 14-09-2014 10:32PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

http://mymediatedlifeblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/macfarlane-worried-face.jpg

We heard after that the reason he left to go Dublin in the first place was because he turned obsessive with another girl and her father threatened him. What I meant was what's wrong with me that he could live without me and not that girl or my friend when he was an obsessive person
anyway.......... :$ yeah I'm the mental one :$

Jawgap · 14-09-2014 10:32PM

Swinging at my head with a golf club, missing........but then breaking a couple of ribs on the way back.........

........because I told her that her thieving brother was not welcome in the apartment we shared.

But he was welcome the day after because you can bet it wasn't shared after that!!

Minera · 15-09-2014 12:09AM

I met a guy on a night out and it was pretty sweet and innocent for the first 4 days you know the usual ego inflating text messages then on the first Saturday after we met the message went from so what you up to now? Oh just at work here its very busy (I worked in a nite club at the time ) next message was all about was I acting like a dirty whore riding other men etc real aggressive ****! So I told him no I was at work and not to contact me again. I mean f*** that $ h1t.
I got many many texts and voice mails telling me that he was coming down to the nite club to see if I was telling the truth and if i was with another man he was gonna bust up the poor figment of his imagination and break my mouth (his words not mine) for lying to him........
Let's just say all contact was ignored he lasted about a week with the abuse.
I was f'n terrified 2 bouncers took me home for weeks after that! I was only 19 at the time.

Sometimes crazy is as crazy does

stateofflux · 15-09-2014 12:20AM

was seeing this french girl for a while. she worked shifts. so when i met here for a drink she would fall asleep in the pub then wake up and forget who she was sitting beside then get really aggressive. mad for the wine she was. Ironically broke up on paddys day after aggressive texts demanding i pay for all her drinks

J Mysterio · 15-09-2014 12:46AM

stateofflux wrote: »

was seeing this french girl for a while. she worked shifts. so when i met here for a drink she would fall asleep in the pub then wake up and forget who she was sitting beside then get really aggressive. mad for the wine she was. Ironically broke up on paddys day after aggressive texts demanding i pay for all her drinks

lol, what?

SMJSF · 15-09-2014 01:05AM

Was seeing someone years ago, this was about 2 months after breaking up, still talking, but one night he went bezerk and told me I had a fella, that I didn't know about.

I feel sorry for this current misses when they split.

Bafucin · 15-09-2014 01:32AM

I think we need to make the general public aware of these loopers. There must be a way of protecting society!

IvaBigWun · 15-09-2014 06:54PM

SMJSF wrote: »

but one night he went bezerk and told me I had a fella, that I didn't know about.

As in he was still your boyfriend in his mind despite you no longer being together?

worded · 15-09-2014 11:36PM

Reminder to post some here later .....

SMJSF · 15-09-2014 11:57PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

As in he was still your boyfriend in his mind despite you no longer being together?

No, he was accusing me of talking to him behind my fellas back....... I was like, ehm ok, that's news to me, who am I with?! the last time I checked I was single!!! :-/

IvaBigWun · 21-09-2014 05:26PM

SMJSF wrote: »

No, he was accusing me of talking to him behind my fellas back....... I was like, ehm ok, that's news to me, who am I with?! the last time I checked I was single!!! :-/

How's that barring order working out?

steddyeddy · 21-09-2014 06:35PM

pickarooney wrote: »

OT, but what do these symbols mean at the end of posts?

ðŸ˜’

Y looks like gamma which could represent the gyromagnetic ratio of atomic nuclei and fundamental particles.

The sole reason for this post was to remind me to post crazy gf stories here.

nicowa · 21-09-2014 10:35PM

I'm with my husband four years now. 20 years ago he almost had thing with someone but then his ex came back pregnant.... Anyway circa 15 yrs later he's divorced and meets up with the someone one a holiday abroad where's she's living with her husband and kids. Cue her professing her love and saying she'd move back to ireland for him. He wouldn't go for it (more for the kids and the fathers sake than anything else).

We meet soon after. Whirlwind kind of thing and we're living together, getting married kind of thing (3 yrs after he turned her down) and I'm looking through my FB requests and there's this one name I don't know, don't know her pic or anything. Show to himself and yes, it's the woman who wanted to elope with him not 5 yrs previously - he was still FB friends with her.

If that's not strange enough several months later I get another request. Again showed it to himself. It's her now ex-husband! :0 What the crap!?!

Some people are weird!?!

bedlamaticable · 21-09-2014 11:05PM

Went on ONE date with a guy (who I had only briefly met once) before realising there was just nothing between us.

He didn't feel the same.

The date itself was awful, he told me his dad had died the night before. I was obviously shocked and asked why he wasn't with his family and he told me his dad "would have wanted him to spend this time with someone special like me". We went to a restaurant and he flipped at the staff because there wasnt a free table for us (he hadn't booked). So we went to a bar next door and he started crying and telling me he wished his dad could have met me as I was a big part of his life (FIRST DATE and I didn't know him before at all!!!)

Asked me to go to the funeral with him to "meet the family". I declined

I made it clear that I was not interested in seeing him again and then he started the "I have really strong feelings for you, I just can't let this go." "Heartbroken, absolutely devasted, really thought we had something special" etc text. When I asked him to stop he'd text me telling me he just needed someone to talk to after his dad's passing and I would feel awful and keep replying to him until he sent "I really miss my dad, finding this really hard. And I'm hard. For you. You a dirty girl?" I told him he was out of order and stopped replying.

He proceeded to call me on private numbers, text constantly and leave weird voicemails.

He eventually stopped but I still get the occasional text: "I'm sorry things didn't work out with us. I hope you're happy"
2 years later.

IvaBigWun · 22-09-2014 08:30PM

bedlamaticable wrote: »

Asked me to go to the funeral with him to "meet the family". I declined

Yup.

He had The Crazy.

22-09-2014 08:32PM

he'd text me telling me he just needed someone to talk to after his dad's passing and I would feel awful and keep replying to him until he sent "I really miss my dad, finding this really hard. And I'm hard. For you. You a dirty girl?"

cracking up

Signs that your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife are crazy in the head

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