Signs that your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife are crazy in the head

IvaBigWun

For me it was a certain laugh she did when drunk. It wasnt quite normal and was a bit like this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jTktixJHYk

Now a little bit of crazy is grand. I prefer girls that way to be be honest, beats boring every day.

But! When has that "haha" crazy turned into "run away" crazy for you?

In your experience, what have been some of the signs that your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife are crazy in the head?

Tombo2001

Spending half the day on online forums......?

Timberrrrrrrr

Once had a GF who told me i couldn't go out with the lads because i was with her now. Went out on the Friday came home on the Wednesday and she had moved out :eek:

Bitches be crazy

Sir Arthur Daley

When they rave on about 9/11 conspiracies.

IvaBigWun

Tombo2001 wrote: »

Spending half the day on online forums......?

With over 2,000 posts in a mere two years you'll have to tell us how this is achieved

IvaBigWun

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Went out on the Friday came home on the Wednesday

Ah.

There ya go so.

Nichololas

IvaBigWun wrote: »

With over 2,000 posts in a mere two years you'll have to tell us how this is achieved

With just three carefully planned and meticulously crafted posts a day.

recylingbin

IvaBigWun wrote: »

With over 2,000 posts in a mere two years you'll have to tell us how this is achieved

Prolly by posting 3 times a day.

greilly123

Once had a gf that asked would get her a crunchie bar in the shop they had not got it. I came back with a few other bars so then she went over to the press and got a bag of potatoes and thrown them at me and called me a ugly bastard

I was gone within 5 min

IvaBigWun

Nichololas wrote: »

With just three carefully planned and meticulously crafted posts a day.

recylingbin wrote: »

Prolly by posting 3 times a day.

Just as well Im only at 1.33 posts a day then.

Phew!

AnonoBoy

In before someone says 'never stick your d*ck in crazy'.

whiskeyman

If they're still going out with me.

Mad eejit!

When you get texts asking what time you'll be home, and texts every 3 mins after your estimated ETA asking whats keeping you.

Or when they want to get married after 2 weeks and 3 dates.

stimpson

Red hair.

IvaBigWun

Candie wrote: »

When you get texts asking what time you'll be home, and texts every 3 mins after your estimated ETA asking whats keeping you.

Or when they want to get married after 2 weeks and 3 dates.

I once got an "I love you" after 2 weeks.

Did I leg it? Did I f*ck. Not with the kinda figure she had. Stuck around for a year.

IvaBigWun

IvaBigWun wrote: »

I once got an "I love you" after 2 weeks.

Did I leg it? Did I f*ck. Not with the kinda figure she had. Stuck around for a year.

Bit chancey, the sooner they spout the 3 little words is usually in inverse proportion to the potential for absolute crazy. He could be Channing Tatum crossed with Erik Skarsgad and I'd still run for my life. Better sooner than restraining order.

IvaBigWun

Candie wrote: »

Bit chancey, the sooner they spout the 3 little words is usually in inverse proportion to the potential for absolute crazy. He could be Channing Tatum crossed with Erik Skarsgad and I'd still run for my life. Better sooner than restraining order.

Even if those 3 words are said after 6 months?

6 months is the "safe" period for phrase I think.

IvaBigWun

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Even if those 3 words are said after 6 months?

6 months is the "safe" period for phrase I think.

4 -6 months is the 'safe' zone.

2 weeks is the rabbit stew zone.

IvaBigWun

Candie wrote: »

2 weeks is the rabbit stew zone.

I know. But she had amazing bewbs and I was younger.

Thats my excuse and Im sticking to it

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Mr Lexie could write a book I'm sure

cloud493

That they'd go out with me in the first place?

Tail Docker

When there's visiting hours and only you get to go through the big doors afterwards..and there's no sharp objects or loud noises allowed.

TheBeardedLady

I suppose the sudden racist comments then the auld throwing my shoes in the Grand Canal in Dublin during an argument and trying to poison my friend/his housemate and set her bedroom on fire were a few of the signs.


But maybe I was just paranoid?

recylingbin

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

and trying to poison my friend/his housemate

Please say she used hemlock. Not enough people are using hemlock these days. It's going the way of the pipe.

ballsymchugh

the 'did you get my text' text, and the follow up phonecall to confirm said text.

TheBeardedLady

recylingbin wrote: »

Please say she used hemlock. Not enough people are using hemlock these days. It's going the way of the pipe.

She is a he. He used Dettol. Idiot.

WoollyRedHat

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

I suppose the sudden racist comments then the auld throwing my shoes in the Grand Canal in Dublin during an argument and trying to poison my friend/his housemate and set her bedroom on fire were a few of the signs.


But maybe I was just paranoid?

Mmm I think you need to be more understanding

Nodin

IvaBigWun wrote: »

I once got an "I love you" after 2 weeks.

Did I leg it? Did I f*ck. Not with the kinda figure she had. Stuck around for a year.

Was this remark delivered during or just after "The Act Of Love"?

IvaBigWun

Nodin wrote: »

Was this remark delivered during or just after "The Act Of Love"?

On our second or third date in a bar

madmaxi

Candie wrote: »

Better sooner than restraining order.

As if that's going to stop pure crazy!! :pac:

But why won't you give me your phone and email password? What are you hiding?

You're cheating on me, aren't you?




No, you're just a paranoid clingy nutjob.

Duggy747

My pet animal told me your future after I got it to read the angel cards I laid out in front of it.

suicide_circus

her slapping the shiite out of me and not remembering the next day

Birneybau

Asked me to get her Barista made coffee, in the fecking rain.

Made instant and spat in it, but at least I put it in her favourite mug.

IvaBigWun

Birneybau wrote: »

spat in it

Classy guy. Are you sure she was the crazy one?

IvaBigWun

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Classy guy. Are you sure she was the crazy one?

he's making fun of the ad

WoollyRedHat

I remember when, I remember when, I Remember when I lost my mind, Was I craaazy.. Crazy in love right now, crazy in love right, boy you driving me crazy in love.. You drive me crazy, you keep me up all night, Crazy, but it feels alright.

I blame music.

dgt

IvaBigWun wrote: »

I once got an "I love you" after 2 weeks.

Did I leg it? Did I f*ck. Not with the kinda figure she had. Stuck around for a year.

This one time years ago, I got that after 2 dates. Complete batsh*t crazy

To say I saw myself out was an understatement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOzfEKKlti8

Birneybau

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Classy guy. Are you sure she was the crazy one?

Whoosh!

IvaBigWun

Birneybau wrote: »

Whoosh!

Ah!

I havent seen a TV ad in over a year which would explain that

recylingbin

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

She is a he.

Crossdressing is often the first sign

everlast75

dgt wrote: »

This one time years ago, I got that after 2 dates. Complete batsh*t crazy

To say I saw myself out was an understatement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOzfEKKlti8

Never enough Sledge Hammer clips - Kudos!!!!

candy-gal1

Candie wrote: »

4 -6 months is the 'safe' zone.

2 weeks is the rabbit stew zone.

Really?!

Ive just had 2 relationships in my life including the one Im in now , and the 3 little words was said after about 3weeks/1 month, and neither time wasnt said by me first (although was felt by me for definite so was a relief to be able to say it back )
And, before anyone says it, i dont think either time it was said was to get me into bed :):), only one relationship was started with sex on the first meeting,

recylingbin

candy-gal1 wrote: »

Really?!

Ive just had 2 relationships in my life
.....


only one relationship was started with sex on the first meeting,

I like those odds

guest2014

she was female.

somuj

One time my wife fisted me to her elbows then licked her own arms clean knew she had lost it. That was always my favourite part. Broke up soon after.

candy-gal1

recylingbin wrote: »

I like those odds

Well it was never planned the 2nd relationship (current one) to wait, just worked out that way - was after about 2weeks!

IvaBigWun

recylingbin wrote: »

I like those odds

For you sir http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg228/chaosworrier/win10.jpg

IvaBigWun

candy-gal1 wrote: »

only one relationship was started with sex on the first meeting,

/tries to remember what Candy Gal looks like

recylingbin

IvaBigWun wrote: »

/tries to remember what Candy Gal looks like

Picturing hot, with one eye saying come to bed and t'other saying wait a couple of weeks.

Soft Falling Rain

They tell you they're mental.