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So I had a chat with my Dutch Neighbor tonight

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,157 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    I've been told by Dutch people that it is a very conservative and reserved place generally. Amsterdam is for tourists, foreigners and druggies, the rest of the Netherlands is very different in every way imaginable apparently.

    I think his problem is mainly the taxes.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,116 ✭✭✭RDM_83 again


    I don't know, there is tons of Dutch and Germans over here and its not just people moving over here for work in big companies (though I have met a fair few of those too), places like Clare and the rest of the West have loads of German and Dutch semi-hippy types since the 70's so Ireland is definitely appealing to part of there populations.

    People talk a lot in these threads about healthcare being a major positive when they are living in other countries, I know its important but does it actually have much of an impact, I am well aware of the problems in the HSE but if your the average joe your not actually having to engage with it apart from once in the blue moon, I would get it if Ireland was like the USA where health care can bankrupt you but thats not the case here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    .... Amsterdam is for tourists, foreigners and druggies....

    Isn't it very sad that their main city has been taken from the natives?

    An apartheid imposed by liberal misthinking, one can only think of the fearful population being oppressed by the jack-boot of permissiveness.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭DLMA23


    Utopia's meant to be awesome


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭Drakares


    Pinch Flat wrote: »
    I lived I Germany for a while and can vouch for the sitting down while pissing rule. I shared a house and student accommodation with Germans - a bit of a culture shock at 19.

    This did take me a bit of getting used to. But I do now feel safe in the knowledge that I won't ever be sitting/standing on someones smelly piss any time I go to the toilet wherever I go.

    Not a bad thing!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    We had a Dutch neighbour once, what a crazy bitch. Lived in the flat above us with her Irish boyfriend and she'd scream at him every day when he came home from work that he was neglecting her because she'd been on her own:confused: I always had the feeling that she was just using him until something better came along.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭Paco Rodriguez


    Mr. G wrote: »
    awesome food

    Yeah, we have some of the best Chinese, Indian, Italian and Spanish cuisine I'm the world.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭DLMA23


    Grayson wrote: »
    Off topic. I really want to know how long it take you to log in? How often do you mistype that?
    LastPass ;)

    https://lastpass.com/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,442 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    We had a Dutch neighbour once, what a crazy bitch. Lived in the flat above us with her Irish boyfriend and she'd scream at him every day when he came home from work that he was neglecting her because she'd been on her own:confused: I always had the feeling that she was just using him until something better came along.

    I think I work with her :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Kazakhstan is the greatest countryyyy in the world.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,713 ✭✭✭cloudatlas


    That's odd. A lot of my European friends complain about Ireland. The high cost of living, the high cost of a night out, the weather is repressive and depressive, the water being turned off in winter for hours at a time confused them, the airport closing for a bit of snow, many say they have a high expectation of how Ireland should be a friendly nation and feel let down. The price of housing and the standard of the apartments is also an annoyance. One friend complained that some land lords didn't clean the apartments before viewings as the knew the demand would be high and presentation didn't matter. They also complain about heating. Public transport not being on time. Many have left for warmer climates in central Europe.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    Used to work with a Hungarian chap who'd been around a bit, on the Dart home he'd go ''look at that grey sky, it's f**king August,ffs !'' and passing Crosbies Yards apartments just beyond Connolly Station ''€300K,...for that s**t!??''

    He didn't hang around long.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,990 ✭✭✭JustAddWater


    What did you buy in the shop?

    Dutch gold?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,157 ✭✭✭keithclancy


    cloudatlas wrote: »
    That's odd. A lot of my European friends complain about Ireland. The high cost of living, the high cost of a night out, the weather is repressive and depressive, the water being turned off in winter for hours at a time confused them, the airport closing for a bit of snow, many say they have a high expectation of how Ireland should be a friendly nation and feel let down. The price of housing and the standard of the apartments is also an annoyance. One friend complained that some land lords didn't clean the apartments before viewings as the knew the demand would be high and presentation didn't matter. They also complain about heating. Public transport not being on time. Many have left for warmer climates in central Europe.

    Or turning on the Hot tap and hot water doesn't come out. Then someone mentions something called an immersion and they think WTF.

    Then when it is hot they have a hot and cold tap so you scald yourself trying to wash your hands.

    Dutch friends when they visited Ireland thought the lack of mixer taps and waiting for water to get hot was crazy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    catallus wrote: »
    Isn't it very sad that their main city has been taken from the natives?

    An apartheid imposed by liberal misthinking, one can only think of the fearful population being oppressed by the jack-boot of permissiveness.

    If that's your idea of oppression, you lead a comfortable life.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 819 ✭✭✭Beaner1


    Lots of good stuff in the Netherlands but two big downsides. The natural scenery is awful and the food is the worst in western europe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,719 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    So came back from the shopping tonight, ended up having a beer and a chat with the fella next door.

    He thinks anywhere else is better than the Netherlands.

    It got me thinking ... Did you ever think ANYWHERE else was better than Ireland or there was a specific place that was better than Ireland.

    Or do you think Ireland is the best place in the world ?

    I used to think everywhere was better than Ireland until I travelled and lived away for nearly 4 years. Ireland is the best country . It's the Irish people and the craic . Foreign people just don't get it and Yanks are dumb as **** it's true.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    The Netherlands is quite a culture shock. I cannot imagine a Dutch person being able to cope with Ireland.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 291 ✭✭DLMA23


    Kazakhstan is the greatest countryyyy in the world.
    Actually Kazakhstan is pretty cool, travelled around it with 3 friends a few years ago on Ural motorcycles.

    Unfortunately this was in July & temps rose over 35C

    The capital of Astana is an incredibly beautiful, modern city if a little windy, they even have a Radisson hotel & a glass pyramid that lights up with different colours at night :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    Spent time in Norway and Germany and they're two places I'd live if not here. I liked their society and the countries themselves. Holland is also somewhere I'd like the idea of . Only visited there once or twice but worked for a Dutch company and liked the people and the trips there

    In general countries that seem to achieve a balance between prosperity and relative civic cohesion/equality appeal to me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,576 ✭✭✭pajor


    wazky wrote: »
    I've heard the Dutch are filthy in bed, can you confirm?

    Yes! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,085 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    The Netherlands is quite a culture shock. I cannot imagine a Dutch person being able to cope with Ireland.

    I know quite a few Dutch people in Cork. They cope very, very well and seem to really like the place.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭changepartners


    Having lived in a couple of European countries and dreamed about settling abroad... I have come to the conclusion that Ireland is really great and I couldn't live anywhere else. A lot of things p*ss me off about the place, particularly the attitude to drink but I still just love it here. And I was born and raised here, so I know exactly how to act here, I know how everything works, I'm a square peg in a square hole!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    SpaceTime wrote: »
    I know quite a few Dutch people in Cork. They cope very, very well and seem to really like the place.


    Must be mellow Dutch refugees.

    These people don't just follow the rules, they actually *believe* in them. Madness. More power to them, obviously, the country runs like a dream.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭rozeboosje


    Whoa, wait, he left the Netherlands only to come to Ireland!?!?!! ROTFLMAO WHAT A MORO..... wait... I'm Dutch.... and I came to Ireland.... er..... yeah. As you were.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭rozeboosje


    The Netherlands is quite a culture shock. I cannot imagine a Dutch person being able to cope with Ireland.

    Ok, joking aside.... what makes you think that? I'm Dutch and I moved to Ireland in 1995, and never regretted it. Nor did I think it was that much of a "culture shock". Perhaps being from the nominally "Catholic" Southern part of the Netherlands ("below the rivers", as we would say in Holland) helped?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    rozeboosje wrote: »
    Ok, joking aside.... what makes you think that? I'm Dutch and I moved to Ireland in 1995, and never regretted it. Nor did I think it was that much of a "culture shock". Perhaps being from the nominally "Catholic" Southern part of the Netherlands ("below the rivers", as we would say in Holland) helped?


    Could be, I don't claim that my perception is reality in this. But to me, it was some culture shock. In terms of timekeeping, sense of civic responsibility, ability to remain emotionally distant, and adherence to rules.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    rozeboosje wrote: »
    Ok, joking aside.... what makes you think that? I'm Dutch and I moved to Ireland in 1995, and never regretted it. Nor did I think it was that much of a "culture shock". Perhaps being from the nominally "Catholic" Southern part of the Netherlands ("below the rivers", as we would say in Holland) helped?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,085 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    Must be mellow Dutch refugees.

    These people don't just follow the rules, they actually *believe* in them. Madness. More power to them, obviously, the country runs like a dream.

    Well, the Netherlands is very small and relies on complex infrastructure to keep the sea out! You're either highly organised or underwater.

    Ireland, Britain and most of France, Belgium etc live in a climate where being disorganised means being a bit chilly or damp.

    In Scandinavia or Germany you'd freeze to death in winter if you're not very organised. Holland (as above).

    Most of Spain and Italy you hardly even need a roof the climate is so mild. The cold bits of Spain and Italy are super efficient!

    I'm pretty convinced that hardy conditions and risk of impending doom tends to make people be much more organised.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,575 ✭✭✭AlanS181824


    Tell your neighbour the following OP:

    "Kwak, ik ben een pinda :)"

    He'll really think you're a nut job then :pac:


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