Signs that your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife are crazy in the head

IvaBigWun · 12-09-2014 04:37PM #1

For me it was a certain laugh she did when drunk. It wasnt quite normal and was a bit like this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jTktixJHYk

Now a little bit of crazy is grand. I prefer girls that way to be be honest, beats boring every day.

But! When has that "haha" crazy turned into "run away" crazy for you?

In your experience, what have been some of the signs that your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife are crazy in the head?

Tombo2001 · 12-09-2014 04:39PM

Spending half the day on online forums......?

Timberrrrrrrr · 12-09-2014 04:40PM

Once had a GF who told me i couldn't go out with the lads because i was with her now. Went out on the Friday came home on the Wednesday and she had moved out :eek:

Bitches be crazy

Sir Arthur Daley · 12-09-2014 04:43PM

When they rave on about 9/11 conspiracies.

IvaBigWun · 12-09-2014 04:43PM

Tombo2001 wrote: »

Spending half the day on online forums......?

With over 2,000 posts in a mere two years you'll have to tell us how this is achieved

IvaBigWun · 12-09-2014 04:44PM

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Went out on the Friday came home on the Wednesday

Ah.

There ya go so.

Nichololas · 12-09-2014 04:50PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

With over 2,000 posts in a mere two years you'll have to tell us how this is achieved

With just three carefully planned and meticulously crafted posts a day.

recylingbin · 12-09-2014 04:50PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

With over 2,000 posts in a mere two years you'll have to tell us how this is achieved

Prolly by posting 3 times a day.

greilly123 · 12-09-2014 04:51PM

Once had a gf that asked would get her a crunchie bar in the shop they had not got it. I came back with a few other bars so then she went over to the press and got a bag of potatoes and thrown them at me and called me a ugly bastard

I was gone within 5 min

IvaBigWun · 12-09-2014 04:53PM

Nichololas wrote: »

With just three carefully planned and meticulously crafted posts a day.

recylingbin wrote: »

Prolly by posting 3 times a day.

Just as well Im only at 1.33 posts a day then.

Phew!

AnonoBoy · 12-09-2014 04:54PM

In before someone says 'never stick your d*ck in crazy'.

whiskeyman · 12-09-2014 04:55PM

If they're still going out with me.

Mad eejit!

12-09-2014 04:56PM

When you get texts asking what time you'll be home, and texts every 3 mins after your estimated ETA asking whats keeping you.

Or when they want to get married after 2 weeks and 3 dates.

stimpson · 12-09-2014 04:57PM

Red hair.

IvaBigWun · 12-09-2014 05:00PM

Candie wrote: »

When you get texts asking what time you'll be home, and texts every 3 mins after your estimated ETA asking whats keeping you.

Or when they want to get married after 2 weeks and 3 dates.

I once got an "I love you" after 2 weeks.

Did I leg it? Did I f*ck. Not with the kinda figure she had. Stuck around for a year.

12-09-2014 05:06PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

I once got an "I love you" after 2 weeks.

Did I leg it? Did I f*ck. Not with the kinda figure she had. Stuck around for a year.

Bit chancey, the sooner they spout the 3 little words is usually in inverse proportion to the potential for absolute crazy. He could be Channing Tatum crossed with Erik Skarsgad and I'd still run for my life. Better sooner than restraining order.

IvaBigWun · 12-09-2014 05:12PM

Candie wrote: »

Bit chancey, the sooner they spout the 3 little words is usually in inverse proportion to the potential for absolute crazy. He could be Channing Tatum crossed with Erik Skarsgad and I'd still run for my life. Better sooner than restraining order.

Even if those 3 words are said after 6 months?

6 months is the "safe" period for phrase I think.

12-09-2014 05:13PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

Even if those 3 words are said after 6 months?

6 months is the "safe" period for phrase I think.

4 -6 months is the 'safe' zone.

2 weeks is the rabbit stew zone.

IvaBigWun · 12-09-2014 05:38PM

Candie wrote: »

2 weeks is the rabbit stew zone.

I know. But she had amazing bewbs and I was younger.

Thats my excuse and Im sticking to it

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 12-09-2014 05:52PM

Mr Lexie could write a book I'm sure

cloud493 · 12-09-2014 05:54PM

That they'd go out with me in the first place?

Tail Docker · 12-09-2014 05:55PM

When there's visiting hours and only you get to go through the big doors afterwards..and there's no sharp objects or loud noises allowed.

TheBeardedLady · 12-09-2014 06:03PM

I suppose the sudden racist comments then the auld throwing my shoes in the Grand Canal in Dublin during an argument and trying to poison my friend/his housemate and set her bedroom on fire were a few of the signs.

But maybe I was just paranoid?

recylingbin · 12-09-2014 06:06PM

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

and trying to poison my friend/his housemate

Please say she used hemlock. Not enough people are using hemlock these days. It's going the way of the pipe.

ballsymchugh · 12-09-2014 06:12PM

the 'did you get my text' text, and the follow up phonecall to confirm said text.

TheBeardedLady · 12-09-2014 06:12PM

recylingbin wrote: »

Please say she used hemlock. Not enough people are using hemlock these days. It's going the way of the pipe.

She is a he. He used Dettol. Idiot.

WoollyRedHat · 12-09-2014 06:18PM

TheBeardedLady wrote: »

I suppose the sudden racist comments then the auld throwing my shoes in the Grand Canal in Dublin during an argument and trying to poison my friend/his housemate and set her bedroom on fire were a few of the signs.

But maybe I was just paranoid?

Mmm I think you need to be more understanding

Nodin · 12-09-2014 06:20PM

IvaBigWun wrote: »

I once got an "I love you" after 2 weeks.

Did I leg it? Did I f*ck. Not with the kinda figure she had. Stuck around for a year.

Was this remark delivered during or just after "The Act Of Love"?

IvaBigWun · 12-09-2014 06:25PM

Nodin wrote: »

Was this remark delivered during or just after "The Act Of Love"?

On our second or third date in a bar

madmaxi · 12-09-2014 06:36PM

Candie wrote: »

Better sooner than restraining order.

As if that's going to stop pure crazy!! :pac:

12-09-2014 06:46PM

But why won't you give me your phone and email password? What are you hiding?

You're cheating on me, aren't you?

No, you're just a paranoid clingy nutjob.

Signs that your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife are crazy in the head

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