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wall85 · 2014-09-08 22:12:40

There was man called Dan. He looked intense. He got a pair of shoes. They looked nice. Suddenly out of no-where a man as fat as fat can be came and told him Move bitch get out the way. This man called Dan suddenly became faint and ended up in a large cage with a 100 chickens and his balls were chopped off. Oh Oh said Dan,…

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There was man called Dan. He looked intense. He got a pair of shoes. They looked nice. Suddenly out of no-where a man as fat as fat can be came and told him Move bitch get out the way. This man called Dan suddenly became faint and ended up in a large cage with a 100 chickens and his balls were chopped off. Oh Oh said Dan, But Dan was a super hero who could regrow his own balls. One of his two powers. His other power was to crap diamonds so he would always be rich. Dan thought to himself how can I get out of this cage. He tried the door and was shut.........

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#2 08-09-2014 11:15PM

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wall85 wrote: »

There was man called Dan. He looked intense. He got a pair of shoes. They looked nice. Suddenly out of no-where a man as fat as fat can be came and told him Move bitch get out the way. This man called Dan suddenly became faint and ended up in a large cage with a 100 chickens and his balls were chopped off. Oh Oh said Dan, But Dan was a super hero who could regrow his own balls. One of his two powers. His other power was to crap diamonds so he would always be rich. Dan thought to himself how can I get out of this cage. He tried the door and was shut.........

Dan logged on to boards.ie and saw wall85 got banned.....

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#3 08-09-2014 11:15PM

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Paging Padraiggg.....

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#4 08-09-2014 11:15PM

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Then Dan looked at this thread

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#5 08-09-2014 11:16PM

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...but then he thought:

'Hey, what's my rush. I might as well stay here and have group sex with all these chickens for a few months and we can all keep alive by eating freshly grown testicles everyday'.

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#6 08-09-2014 11:17PM

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What kind of a super power is regrowing your balls?

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#7 08-09-2014 11:18PM

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@wall85 should you not be in bed. School in the morning you know....

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#8 08-09-2014 11:19PM

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, he asked himself while growing another pair and giving a good-looking chicken The Eye ;-)

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#9 08-09-2014 11:19PM

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Best of luck.

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