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the most ridiculous complaint you have heard.
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07-09-2014 06:33PM#1
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Meat Loaf complaining Gary Busey stole his paints was pretty ridiculous.
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I occasionally will treat myself and the significant other to a meal in a Michelin starred restaurant.
Every so often you'll see a people there who don't quite fit in. The ill-fitting jacket, the wide-eyed looking at the prices on the wine menu and the overall lack of table etiquette.
Then they'll complain about the portion sizes, or try and ask for the dish 'without onions' or I geniunely heard one man ask in a well-known Dublin Michelin star if he could get a portion of chips as he was still starving
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Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »I occasionally will treat myself and the significant other to a meal in a Michelin starred restaurant.
Every so often you'll see a people there who don't quite fit in. The ill-fitting jacket, the wide-eyed looking at the prices on the wine menu and the overall lack of table etiquette.
Then they'll complain about the portion sizes, or try and ask for the dish 'without onions' or I geniunely heard one man ask in a well-known Dublin Michelin star if he could get a portion of chips as he was still starving
Mr. Fuckin' Fancy Pants, over here.0 -
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Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »I occasionally will treat myself and the significant other to a meal in a Michelin starred restaurant.
Every so often you'll see a people there who don't quite fit in. The ill-fitting jacket, the wide-eyed looking at the prices on the wine menu and the overall lack of table etiquette.
Then they'll complain about the portion sizes, or try and ask for the dish 'without onions' or I geniunely heard one man ask in a well-known Dublin Michelin star if he could get a portion of chips as he was still starving
Is it bad to ask for no onions? Never been to a fancy restaurant - so I'm actually curious.0 -
Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »I occasionally will treat myself and the significant other to a meal in a Michelin starred restaurant.
Every so often you'll see a people there who don't quite fit in. The ill-fitting jacket, the wide-eyed looking at the prices on the wine menu and the overall lack of table etiquette.
Then they'll complain about the portion sizes, or try and ask for the dish 'without onions' or I geniunely heard one man ask in a well-known Dublin Michelin star if he could get a portion of chips as he was still starving
Toss much, you tosser?0 -
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Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »I occasionally will treat myself and the significant other to a meal in a Michelin starred restaurant.
Every so often you'll see a people there who don't quite fit in. The ill-fitting jacket, the wide-eyed looking at the prices on the wine menu and the overall lack of table etiquette.
Then they'll complain about the portion sizes, or try and ask for the dish 'without onions' or I geniunely heard one man ask in a well-known Dublin Michelin star if he could get a portion of chips as he was still starving
For some reason that post reminds me of the children's story 'The three billy goats gruff'. Can't for the life of me think why.......0 -
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Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »I occasionally will treat myself and the significant other to a meal in a Michelin starred restaurant.
Every so often you'll see a people there who don't quite fit in. The ill-fitting jacket, the wide-eyed looking at the prices on the wine menu and the overall lack of table etiquette.
Then they'll complain about the portion sizes, or try and ask for the dish 'without onions' or I geniunely heard one man ask in a well-known Dublin Michelin star if he could get a portion of chips as he was still starving
Ohhh....I remember you. You're the guy that has so much money you can afford not to shop in Aldi................and you liked telling us
How dare the plebs enter your resteraunt0 -
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Aongus Von Bismarck wrote: »I occasionally will treat myself and the significant other to a meal in a Michelin starred restaurant.
Every so often you'll see a people there who don't quite fit in. The ill-fitting jacket, the wide-eyed looking at the prices on the wine menu and the overall lack of table etiquette.
Then they'll complain about the portion sizes, or try and ask for the dish 'without onions' or I geniunely heard one man ask in a well-known Dublin Michelin star if he could get a portion of chips as he was still starving
I'm thanking this purely because how masterfully it'll wind people up to no end :pac:
Having worked in retail and customer service, too many to mention, one of the best ones ever was a woman who wanted to make a formal complaint that she couldnt send a group text because of lack of coverage in her area, the purpose of the text? to organise a protest against a phone mast being put up in her town..to improve the coverage. I was trying to explain the irony of her complaint and it was lost on her. I wasn't even working in the job that long, I wish I could say she was one of the stupider people I dealt with but there were far worse.
My mental health and overall sanity is so much better off now I don't work with the public anymore, thank fuck. People would actually rot you.0 -
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