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Do you know how to attract the opposite sex?

  • 04-09-2014 07:34PM
    #1
    Golovkin p4p best
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 14 ✭


    Or the same sex if it applies.


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Comments

  • #2
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    Yes, just be as needy and as clingy as possible.


  • #3
    KeithM89
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,557 ✭✭✭KeithM89


    Magnets.


  • #4
    The Strawman Argument
    Closed Accounts Posts: 477 ✭✭The Strawman Argument


    Not in the slightest, I'm infinitely more attractive (to people I'd be interested in, anyways) when it's the last thing on my mind.


  • #5
    bodice ripper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,681 ✭✭✭bodice ripper


    spread 'em.


  • #6
    Barely There
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Barely There


    I just use my good looks and charm.


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  • #7
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    Sex pics


  • #8
    Balmed Out
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,709 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    Not washing and gyrating my arse or groin in front of them certainly helps


  • #9
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Paint your mickey to look like money :)


  • #10
    groucho marx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭groucho marx


    Lie


  • #11
    Agricola
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,547 ✭✭✭Agricola


    I flash my social services card and show 'em my 17 year old hatchback.


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  • #12
    Antar Bolaeisk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,091 ✭✭✭Antar Bolaeisk


    Currently I'm experimenting with everything that drives them away.


  • #13
    dodderangler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,204 ✭✭✭dodderangler


    Just wear nothing at all
    Nothin at all
    Nothin at all...
    Stupid sexy flanders


  • #14
    Nib
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,088 ✭✭✭Nib


    Lynx Africa.


  • #15
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,333 ✭✭✭deise08


    Haven't a clue :(


  • #16
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,277 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    If your a woman basically your in once u dont have a boot for a face and a wonky box and even then.....

    A man well that all depends on whats going threw the highly complex mind of a woman! Unless shes an absolute slapper of course :pac:


  • #17
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Hold a member of their family hostage, or buy the mortage to her parents house and threaten to foreclose.

    Eating out of your hand :D


  • #18
    wazky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,516 ✭✭✭wazky


    I draw a smiley on the tip of my knob, women love it.


  • #19
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,333 ✭✭✭deise08


    How Soon Is Now wrote: »
    If your a woman basically your in once u dont have a boot for a face and a wonky box and even then.....

    this must be me so :)


  • #20
    titan18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,075 ✭✭✭✭titan18


    http://persephonemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/uexc_attach/duffman.gif

    Doing this repeatedly tends to work


  • #21
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,277 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    deise08 wrote: »
    this must be me so :)

    You have a boot for a face and a wonky box?


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  • #22
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    elk p*ss


  • #23
    boostenergy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 13 ✭boostenergy


    Well when I have visited the south I often chatted to young ladies about Ulster history and mythology, sometimes they went to the toilets and I never seen them again. bloody freestaters


  • #24
    Roquentin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    The Strawman Argument wrote: »
    Not in the slightest, I'm infinitely more attractive (to people I'd be interested in, anyways) when it's the last thing on my mind.

    that is actually true. If you go out to just have a good time, you become relaxed and people take to you more. Go out trying to "impress" and you rarely do (performance anxiety)


  • #25
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Slattsy wrote: »
    Rohypnol.

    Works for me - who needs conversation? :D


  • #26
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Nib wrote: »
    Lynx Africa.
    Indeed.

    Chicks just love the smell of AIDS, famine and civil war.


  • #27
    TheBeardedLady
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,086 ✭✭✭TheBeardedLady


    Snake hips.


  • #28
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,277 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    El Weirdo wrote: »
    Indeed.

    Chicks just love the smell of AIDS, famine and civil war.

    Dont forget there latest sent Ebola!.


  • #29
    gugleguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,959 ✭✭✭gugleguy


    No. A woman knows how to attract me.


  • #30
    Frosty McSnowballs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,396 ✭✭✭Frosty McSnowballs


    It's all about the high post count


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  • #31
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    wazky wrote: »
    Or consent?

    Informed consent :P


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