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Songs We THOUGHT We Knew The Lyrics To!

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 108 ✭✭ZeroImpurities


    I can see Deirdre now Lorraine is gone

    This one

    Billie Myers, Kiss the rain

    I thought it was Kiss Lorraine


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    The Clash were actually singing about cats in Rock the Casbah:

    "Siamese don't like it
    What do cats know?
    What do cats know?"

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭pookiesboo


    I thought "Turning Japanese" was "Tony Japanese." Sounds like a character from Only Fools and Horses


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,427 ✭✭✭cml387


    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille,
    Four hungry children and a tropical eel.



    Don't go out tonight,
    They're bound to take your life,
    There's a bathroom on the right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    She's got Better days aside (Betty Davis Eyes)
    After the poison summer has gone (Boys of summer)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    cml387 wrote: »
    You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille,
    Four hungry children and a tropical eel.

    Four hundred children :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭pookiesboo


    Its worth youtubing "Peter Kay misheard lyrics"
    Duffy Mercy-"You got me begging you for bird seed" and Celine Dion- "The hotdogs go on"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Paddy me boy......is that the Chatanooga choo choo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 790 ✭✭✭forgodssake


    pulps song can't remember name "with wood chip on the wall " always thought it was " with birdsh*t on the wall "


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Not2Good


    The Master wrote: »
    It's actually supposed to be "No Woman Nuh Cry"
    "Nuh" being a Jamaican phrase meaning "Don't"
    So the song is telling a woman that living a life in the ghetto will get better
    "No Woman Don't Cry"...

    Wow, got it wrong on two levels ... will listen to that song again tonight... but what an artist... I still love his music after all these years


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Not2Good


    Someone please tell me that I misheard that Irish hit(?). That had the lyrics 'wheres my jumper' dancin' in the disco etc etc and that the actual lyrics were more meaningful?! Fond memories !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,391 ✭✭✭Mysteriouschic


    Britney Spears - Boys
    Actual lyrics : What would it take for you to just leave with me?

    What I hear: What would it take for for you to just sleep with me?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,497 ✭✭✭ezra_pound


    I used to think that the lyrics to a song I can't even remember the name of was 'a train full of knackers on the 45'

    Brimful of asha


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,520 ✭✭✭trashcan


    pookiesboo wrote: »
    Its worth youtubing "Peter Kay misheard lyrics"
    Duffy Mercy-"You got me begging you for bird seed" and Celine Dion- "The hotdogs go on"

    Love that one. It really does sound as if that's what shes saying.

    "Beat me up with your lettuce" - Squeeze - Is That Love"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭SuperGrover


    Not2Good wrote: »
    Just heard 'The Smiths' with the lyrics in one of their songs (?) "Hang the DJ, hang the DJ" but today I guess it could be "Im the DJ, Im the DJ". Anyone else out there as bad as me....??!!

    It IS "Hang the DJ"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Not2Good


    It IS "Hang the DJ"

    Thank God! Thanks for that, Im not going that mad! Cheers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,539 ✭✭✭megadodge


    T-Rex: Metal Guru, is it you....

    Me: Millie the Loop, is it you...

    I was always sh!te at picking up words of songs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,427 ✭✭✭cml387


    What was it exactly that Errol believed in in the Hot Chocolate song "You sexy thing"?


    "I believe in milko"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    I LOVE A KICKIINNNNNNNNNN!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,206 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    An oldie but a goodie.........1997 to be exact.

    Wes is actually singing in the Duala language of Cameroon....but if you listen to the opening lyrics you'd swear he is singing............
    Tall Man in Tallaght....Meet me somewhere...........



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,372 ✭✭✭LorMal


    cml387 wrote: »
    What was it exactly that Errol believed in in the Hot Chocolate song "You sexy thing"?


    "I believe in milko"

    Miracles..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 996 ✭✭✭bnagrrl


    The Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored:

    "I don't have Marcel Marceau, he's already in me"

    but it's actually

    "I don't have to sell my soul, he's already in me


    The Breeders - Safari

    "He couldn't leave to f*ck, he couldn't leave"

    is really

    "He couldn't leave the flock, he couldn't leave"


    Madonna - Erotica

    "Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body"

    but she's just singing

    "Erotic, erotic, put your hands all over my body"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,869 ✭✭✭cython


    Not2Good wrote: »
    Someone please tell me that I misheard that Irish hit(?). That had the lyrics 'wheres my jumper' dancin' in the disco etc etc and that the actual lyrics were more meaningful?! Fond memories !!

    Nope, not misheard:



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 318 ✭✭Not2Good


    Good God.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,333 ✭✭✭deise08


    Prefab sprouts song.
    Hot dog, jumping frog, I want gherkins.
    Used to sing that for years. :)
    the real word is Alberquerqe.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,206 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    cython wrote: »

    It's all right to say things can only get better
    If you haven't just lost your brand new sweater
    Pure new wool and perfect stitches
    Not the type of jumper that makes you itch, oh no
    Dancing in the disco, go go go
    Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no
    And my mother will be so, so angry
    And my brother will be so, so angry
    And my girlfriend will be so, so angry......


    LEGEND!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 490 ✭✭Rob Thomas


    Queen

    Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme fried chicken.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    And now, to honour America, here's Krusty The Klown...

    "Oh say can you... see,
    La, da, da, da, da,... Light...
    What so proudly we..err...ya... aye-ya-ya..."

    Ohhhhhhhh...

    I shouldn't have turned down those cue cards...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,374 ✭✭✭paulbok


    deise08 wrote: »
    Prefab sprouts song.
    Hot dog, jumping frog, I want gherkins.
    Used to sing that for years. :)
    the real word is Alberquerqe.

    Up to reading this post I thought it was,
    hot dog, jumping frog, I want cookie.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,245 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    The band Rush has a song called Armor and Sword, which features the line:
    The battle flags are flown at the feet of a garden gnome ... :cool:
    (god unknown)

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



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