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What really obvious thing have you only just realised?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,285 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    The ntrnt was not developed to help people expand their knowledge. More like to develop knowledge of people.

    Full disclosure: Realised this a good while ago.

    Still too late...

    Not your ornery onager



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,378 ✭✭✭BuilderPlumber


    newmug wrote: »
    Damien Rice deserves to have a white, plastic bag with a hand-drawn picture of Uncle Ben drawn on it in black marker, stuffed upsidedown onto his head with the handles tied around his neck, and have microwaves thrown at him until he surrenders this whole music thing and fades back into oblivion, maybe taking up a job as a morgue janitor in some run-down regional hospital.

    Coola boola, Fran the man. !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,050 ✭✭✭axel rose


    .....That Hunky Dorey Buffalo flavoured crisps are not flavoured with actual buffalo. :confused:

    The picture on the packet sold me a lie.....:(

    {buffalo wing flavouring BTW ;)}


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,177 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    It's a bad idea to microwave honey, even on the lowest power setting. Ow.

    I should have Googled it first:



    :eek:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,201 ✭✭✭ongarboy


    While I always knew what RSVP meant, I only found out recently what the initials actually stood for when I heard it in a movie.

    Respondez S'Il Vous Plait (Respond please )

    Similarly I would have said AWOL for years knowing it meant disappeared but only a few years ago realised it stood for Absent Without Leave from the military


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  • Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    That saying farewell to someone means you hope that they 'fare well'. It doesn't just mean bye.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    When I was a kid, one of my favourite TV shows was Hey Arnold! (aired on Nickelodeon).

    For all the time I watched it, I always assumed that it was set in New York City (Italian-American, African-American and Jewish-American characters in a lot of places, in other words a melting pot like New York; a subway system; famous deli's and other such places; etc.)

    Now, reading on it... it's not set in New York at all! Either a nameless city or a fictional city called "Hillwood".

    Childhood assumption blown apart!!! :eek:


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,197 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Omackeral wrote: »
    That saying farewell to someone means you hope that they 'fare well'. It doesn't just mean bye.

    And fare means travel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Niles


    Why 'Bing' is called 'Bing'.

    Bing!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,285 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Omackeral wrote: »
    That saying farewell to someone means you hope that they 'fare well'. It doesn't just mean bye.
    People don't say 'farewell' anymore. :)

    Not your ornery onager



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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,571 ✭✭✭newmug


    Esel wrote: »
    People don't say 'farewell' anymore. :)



    Exactly! They say GULLUCK GULLUCK gulluck gulluck gulluck


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,320 ✭✭✭Ace Attorney


    that the sun visor in your car doesnt just pull down to block on coming sun, you can actually detach the left side and move it to block the sun coming in on the window on your door!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,957 ✭✭✭miss no stars


    that the sun visor in your car doesnt just pull down to block on coming sun, you can actually detach the left side and move it to block the sun coming in on the window on your door!

    How did you miss that one?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    How did you miss that one?

    Couldn't see it because of the glare from the door window?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,137 ✭✭✭TimRiggins


    I used to pronounce Espresso as Expresso


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    There are two categories of Emmy Awards:

    -Daytime Emmy Awards
    -Primetime Emmy Awards

    Obviously, these two categories refer to the time of day that the programmes nominated air on television at.

    But, and until fairly recently I'm embarrassed to say, I thought that the Daytime Emmy Awards were so-called because the award ceremony itself was on during the daytime... :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,285 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    DazMarz wrote: »
    There are two categories of Emmy Awards:

    -Daytime Emmy Awards
    -Primetime Emmy Awards

    Obviously, these two categories refer to the time of day that the programmes nominated air on television at.

    But, and until fairly recently I'm embarrassed to say, I thought that the Daytime Emmy Awards were so-called because the award ceremony itself was on during the daytime... :o
    So, how is primetime working out for you these days?

    Not your ornery onager



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,849 ✭✭✭professore


    That 2 women could spend a whole 2 hour train journey discussing what they were going to wear later that evening. Made me realise that some people can discuss something I would consider maybe worth discussing for 5 minutes at a push for 2 hours ! I'm know it works in reverse too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 11,458 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    been peeling bananas the wrong way all my life, appently this id the way real way to do it :/


    Wow


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 370 ✭✭NinetyForNone


    After watching an episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia that it's Comptroller and Auditor General instead of Controller and Auditor General


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭Garzard


    That the Dublin Bus logo forms the shape of a D and a B around either side of the castle yoke in the middle. :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54 ✭✭bobbygrant


    When you are watching Match Choice on the red button on Sky Sports you can just use the number above the game to take you straight to each game, rather than back-up and highlighting and selecting each game. Dont use it often..but how long has it taken me to realise that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,589 ✭✭✭Fr. Ned


    That Liverpool FC are sh1te this season.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,642 ✭✭✭MRnotlob606


    That I'm not loved.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭thrashmetalfan


    that I spend most of my evenings wasting my time reading rubbish on boards.ie!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 569 ✭✭✭Funnyonion79


    I've only just realised that you can open a bottle of wine with a corkscrew, without having to tear off the wrapping at the top of the bottle! You just stick the corkscrew on in there and the cork pops out through the foil!

    Feckin YEARS I've spent fiddling around with that tightly wrapped foil paper, trying to tear it off when I didn't have to even bother.

    Only found out when my dad was watching me struggle with it for ages the other day and asked wtf I was doing? Just put the corkscrew in and pull out the cork! MIND BLOWN


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭thrashmetalfan


    That I'm not loved.

    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,285 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    I've only just realised that you can open a bottle of wine with a corkscrew, without having to tear off the wrapping at the top of the bottle! You just stick the corkscrew on in there and the cork pops out through the foil!

    Feckin YEARS I've spent fiddling around with that tightly wrapped foil paper, trying to tear it off when I didn't have to even bother.

    Only found out when my dad was watching me struggle with it for ages the other day and asked wtf I was doing? Just put the corkscrew in and pull out the cork! MIND BLOWN
    There is usually a tear tag near the top. If not, just run the tip of the corkscrew around. Either way is much neater than ripping it off with the cork - I would think (not having done it) you would be more likely to have drops falling off when stopping a pour, and possibly staining clothing etc. The trick to use, to avoid drops at the end of the pour, is to twirl the bottle before moving the bottle away from the glass.

    Back OT: Wines do not actually contain the flavours claimed (by the label, and by oeno-pseuds).

    "Hints of blackberry, dark chocolate, vanilla and rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb...". Have another sorbet, you plonker.

    Not your ornery onager



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 328 ✭✭Griever931


    That the name of the band Dead Kennedys was a reference to the assassinated Kennedy brothers.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,204 ✭✭✭fiachr_a


    Foods that have 'no added sugar' on the box can contain more sugar than foods with added sugar!


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