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Everybody has IBS...except me??

  • 30-08-2014 02:11AM
    #1
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭


    All of my mates seem to have some kind of digestion issue. Either constipation or diarrhea is it all rubbish or does everyone seem to have IBS?


    I have never had any tummy issues apart from the odd flu.

    I want stories AH! :D


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  • #2
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Will I tell ya a story?
    About Johnny McGory.
    Will I begin it?
    Well that's all that's in it.


  • #3
    Rucking_Fetard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,260 ✭✭✭Rucking_Fetard


    Bad diet = Fat slobs = Gut probs.


  • #4
    Trebor176
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,444 ✭✭✭Trebor176


    Well, I was diagnosed with Crohn's around six years ago. It's under control, and many other sufferers seem to be worse off than me. I guess it is like IBS in some ways.


  • #5
    conorh91
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,328 ✭✭✭conorh91


    Come on OP.

    We could regale you with our stories of being bloated, , and about our colics, and about the "hurry out and the delay abroad".

    Do you really want to hear this?

    When did people start to feel the need to share every detail of their digestive lives, online?

    I took a sh1t at 3,30pm and it was pretty solid and uh, consistent

    jesus here's more information if you want it gurl

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_feces


  • #6
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Pop over to the snacks thread. Without the amount of wine being sunk and the creative snacking the sewers of Ireland will be having fun times tomorrow. No doubt IBS will be blamed.
    I feel an enormous fart coming on. Hope I don't follow through..




    ....ahhhhhhh.

    Joy to the world and the world will sing.


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  • #7
    toastedpickles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,605 ✭✭✭toastedpickles


    thinly veiled I've a golden arsehole thread :pac:


  • #8
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,035 ✭✭✭uch


    I was diagnosed with an over active Gikker, I have to shíte at least five times a day, but when the Shít hits the fan, you'd want to see my inlaws running

    22/25



  • #9
    Bafucin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 642 ✭✭✭Bafucin


    These are the threads that hold AH together. You know it.


  • #10
    preston johnny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 226 ✭✭preston johnny


    IBS is the worlds number 2 health problem


  • #11
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Anyone I know with IBS says it's a pain the ass.


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  • #12
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Is it the same way everyones allergic to "gluten" these days !! :rolleyes:


  • #13
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,609 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    I have those issues,still no idea what it is though.


  • #14
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    IBS can be beaten with vindaloo


  • #15
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,455 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »
    IBS can be beaten with vindaloo

    The old 'Nuke It' strategy.


  • #16
    Balmed Out
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,710 ✭✭✭Balmed Out


    Rucking_Fetard wrote: »
    Bad diet = Fat slobs = Gut probs.

    Appropriate username ;). You'll find many with some form of IBS have fairly well controlled diets in order to limit problems.
    IBS is a bit of a made up term for everything to do with digestion that has an unknown cause.


  • #17
    anncoates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,925 ✭✭✭✭anncoates


    What part of Clare has the highest proportion of diarrhea?

    Feakle.


  • #18
    thunderdog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,676 ✭✭✭thunderdog


    IBS bucket challenge coming soon


  • #19
    SpaceTime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,085 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    I had stomach issues for years and discovered it's severe stress combined with an inability to digest liquid milk.

    We eat a lot of strange foods these days between highly processed stuff with artificial additives and natural products we mightn't be adapted to deal with.

    If you're stomach isn't reacting well to something listen to what it's telling you and ding keep eating that food it's not coping with.


  • #20
    Panthro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,111 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Is someone taking the piss?


  • #21
    SpaceTime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,085 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    Panthro wrote: »
    Is someone taking the piss?

    That's a different problem.


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  • #22
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Bafucin wrote: »
    All of my mates seem to have some kind of digestion issue. Either constipation or diarrhea is it all rubbish or does everyone seem to have IBS?


    I have never had any tummy issues apart from the odd flu.

    I want stories AH! :D

    It's mainly tied in with people eating **** food, which most people do. Shure ye can eat yer tae off my vegan ass. :pac:


  • #23
    Links234
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Is it the same way everyones allergic to "gluten" these days !! :rolleyes:

    You say that as if it were a bad thing, but for people who are ceoliac the increased demand for gluten free food has had a huge impact on both the availability and price of gluten free products.


  • #24
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    I used to have it but I changed to Permanent TSB


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 2,732 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Do your mates not eat the vegtables and fruit? This makes you very sick even if it takes along time to happen. I live only a small time in Dublin but I see bad bad eating with most people


  • #26
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,455 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Do your mates not eat the vegtables and fruit? This makes you very sick even if it takes along time to happen. I live only a small time in Dublin but I see bad bad eating with most people

    Don't go to Glasgow...


  • #27
    SpaceTime
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,085 ✭✭✭SpaceTime


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Don't go to Glasgow...

    The NHS resorted to paying Glaswegian school kids to eat vegetables.


  • #28
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    I'm a hipster. I don't even poo. The only hole I leave open is the two ones in my funky glasses where the lenses would go (if you're a tw@t).


  • #29
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    I once sharted mid-coitus.


  • #30
    sezyboo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭sezyboo


    I did have it but once I lost weight and started eating better it did help a lot. No joke having to find a loo very fast :-)


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  • #31
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,335 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    Does IBS even exist? It seems to be cover for when doctors don't know what's wrong with you.


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