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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #3482
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    If they are copping a feel in a public, they aint married, at least not to each other:D

    My husband is always copping a feel. Jaysus, we were in the supermarket last week and the looks I was getting from some aul one while he was absent mindedly massaging my arse:D We've been together for 18 years.


  • #3483
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    JP85 wrote: »
    Writing a message on a card for somebody in work, if they are leaving or had a baby etc

    What you do is just write a short "You'll be missed" or whatever. Then go to other peoples messages that they've already written and put an 'xxx' afterwards or put smileys on their i's to make them look weird. Or what I did a load of times, add "I've always loved you and will miss you with all my heart" after what someone else has said. :)


  • #3484
    eisenberg1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,387 ✭✭✭eisenberg1


    Pumpkinseeds wrote: »
    My husband is always copping a feel. Jaysus, we were in the supermarket last week and the looks I was getting from some aul one while he was absent mindedly massaging my arse:D We've been together for 18 years.

    I can match that and add some, and Mrs E will still cop a feel in public....:eek:

    its usually off me:D


  • #3485
    Arbiter of Good Taste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,200 ✭✭✭Arbiter of Good Taste


    smash wrote: »
    What you do is just write a short "You'll be missed" or whatever. Then go to other peoples messages that they've already written and put an 'xxx' afterwards or put smileys on their i's to make them look weird. Or what I did a load of times, add "I've always loved you and will miss you with all my heart" after what someone else has said. :)


    I love this. I'm going to do this next time


  • #3486
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Arbiter of Good Taste wrote: »
    I love this. I'm going to do this next time

    Enjoy! :)


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  • #3487
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    When the knickers you bought ride up your gee. I was wearing a pair of boxer short style knickers today. I thought I was going to have to go to the bathroom and take them off but then decided against it. It would probably be a bit unprofessional to go commando in work. :(

    Fcuking knickers but they look sooo amazing on!! :mad: Czechlin we need to go knicker shopping soon!!

    P.S: Sorry Jim!


  • #3488
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    This dude that I'm friends with on my work Facebook put up a status today that read
    "After 11.5 years together, today my wife *tags wife* decided she no longer wants to be my wife".

    Eh, WTF? I was so annoyed I actually felt like commenting but thought better of it. Read the comments and some people were like oh god some time together just the two of you is just what you need, and then this other lady tore into him for broadcasting it which made me feel better about not doing it. It's mad


  • #3489
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,096 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Fat Christy wrote:
    When the knickers you bought ride up your gee. I was wearing a pair of boxer short style knickers today. I thought I was going to have to go to the bathroom and take them off but then decided against it. It would probably be a bit unprofessional to go commando in work. 


    Hungry bum and hungry fanny are the worst. Although I did once manage to go almost an entire day with a thong on back-to-front. HOWLED laughing when I copped it.


  • #3490
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    Hungry bum and hungry fanny are the worst. Although I did once manage to go almost an entire day with a thong on back-to-front. HOWLED laughing when I copped it.

    Lord jaysus, I was so glad to get home and take them **** knickers off. I went running with them on once. Oh gawd almighty, I had to come back and change. They would cut the gee off ya. :(

    Nah, can't do thongs atal. They're not my thing. :P My ass is huge, I have a runners ass. I loves it. :pac:


  • #3491
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,177 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    When the knickers you bought ride up your gee.
    Related "issue": I like trunks, but they keep riding up my legs as I walk. They need to be longer to grip my thighs better. Don't get me started on "hipsters". :(

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



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  • #3492
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    Ladies, if you are going to talk about your underwear the rest of us need pictures, just so we can understand.


  • #3493
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Celebrity gossip. I bought a couple of magazines to read at the hospital and it's just utter trash. Some of it is hillarious, but filled with comments from 'close friends' of the celebrities. Like the Chris Martin/Jennifer Lawrence romance. Apparently his estranged wife/'conciously uncoupled' wife is 'baffled' at the relationship.:confused:

    Weeell, she's 13 years younger than him and her hobbies are drinking beer, eating pizza and watching sports. Ex-wife's hobbys are yoga and writing articles on healthy eating for her healthy eating website. Em, no, I can't see what possible attraction Chris Martin would have to Jennifer Lawrence, none at all.:D


  • #3494
    wiseoldelf34
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭wiseoldelf34


    nowt wrong going commando in work
    just remember when sitting down not to sit on your beans


  • #3495
    CantonasCollar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭CantonasCollar


    I hate when I have left the house and realise that I forgot to put my watch on. My arm feels naked and I look twice as much as I normally would.

    Yes my work pc and mobile show the time but its not the same


  • #3496
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    When the knickers you bought ride up your gee.

    Can we call you "camel toe Christy"?


  • #3497
    Frigga_92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,801 ✭✭✭Frigga_92


    Penneys at the end of the day. If you manage to find something nice among the piles of clothes flung around the place it's never in your size and you can never find it's family :(


  • #3498
    Pumpkinseeds
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,635 ✭✭✭Pumpkinseeds


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    When the knickers you bought ride up your gee. I was wearing a pair of boxer short style knickers today. I thought I was going to have to go to the bathroom and take them off but then decided against it. It would probably be a bit unprofessional to go commando in work. :(

    Fcuking knickers but they look sooo amazing on!! :mad: Czechlin we need to go knicker shopping soon!!

    P.S: Sorry Jim!

    If I were rich I would only wear bespoke silk underwear.


  • #3499
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    rain/good old irish weather.....I want the good weather back....got really used to the sun and heat:(:(


  • #3500
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    It's probably not great that the trivial things that annoy you threads have over 23,000 responses while the trivial things that make you happy thread hasn't even got 800 responses.


  • #3501
    whirlpool
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    26sdrawkcab wrote: »
    Penneys at the end of the day. If you manage to find something nice among the piles of clothes flung around the place it's never in your size and you can never find it's family :(

    I worked in Penneys once. All I'll say is: wash everything you buy in there before you wear it.

    (I always wash everything I buy before I wear it, because.... well, eww.... but by jaysus especially if it's from Penneys.)


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  • #3502
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Lord jaysus, I was so glad to get home and take them **** knickers off. I went running with them on once. Oh gawd almighty, I had to come back and change. They would cut the gee off ya. :(

    Nah, can't do thongs atal. They're not my thing. :P My ass is huge, I have a runners ass. I loves it. :pac:

    Just do what I do. Go commando 24/7. Problem solved. :)


  • #3503
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    whirlpool wrote: »
    It's probably not great that the trivial things that annoy you threads have over 23,000 responses while the trivial things that make you happy thread hasn't even got 800 responses.

    There is a line of thought that suggests that we are in hell.

    One of the most striking things about Dante's writing was his characters in the Inferno stop in the middle of their torments, seemingly oblivious to the fact that they are being tortured in hell. They had no idea.


  • #3504
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    The fact my boyfriend, who would never watch an animated movie, learned the chorus to that frozen song "let it go" to sing it to me when I'm in his ear about things. He's like a toddler, it's like his only retort at the min.


  • #3505
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    ^^

    Giggity.

    Don't check his browser history :)


  • #3506
    bronn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 484 ✭✭bronn


    catallus wrote: »
    There is a line of thought that suggests that we are in hell.

    One of the most striking things about Dante's writing was his characters in the Inferno stop in the middle of their torments, seemingly oblivious to the fact that they are being tortured in hell. They had no idea.
    Seems like a decent sort of hell to me; everything is shít but you don't notice. Kinda takes the sting out of all that Catholic guilt we were loaded up with.

    Unfortunately, I do notice when things are shít. Like, being on hold with Vodafone and the line keeps fading in and out. When you finally get through to someone, they cut you off and you have to go through the whole press button 1, 2, 2, 3, 1, 4, 5, 7, 1, 2, 3, 2 process before speaking to a human being.

    Or, when you nearly get mowed down in the middle of the road because some cupid stunt of a van driver is totally oblivious to his surroundings and drives straight through red lights.

    Or, when you spend a good portion of time over the past few days on a particular matter and set out everything very clearly in an easy to follow file. Response from a colleague? "Do I have to read this? Can you give me this in bullet points?" Mutter grumble mumble I'll give you a fúcking bullet, you colossal bóllox... mutter mumble

    I reckon Sartre had it right. Hell really is other people. Especially on Thursdays. And Mondays.


  • #3507
    Smidge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,541 ✭✭✭Smidge


    bronn wrote: »
    Seems like a decent sort of hell to me; everything is shít but you don't notice. Kinda takes the sting out of all that Catholic guilt we were loaded up with.

    Unfortunately, I do notice when things are shít. Like, being on hold with Vodafone and the line keeps fading in and out. When you finally get through to someone, they cut you off and you have to go through the whole press button 1, 2, 2, 3, 1, 4, 5, 7, 1, 2, 3, 2 process before speaking to a human being.

    Or, when you nearly get mowed down in the middle of the road because some cupid stunt of a van driver is totally oblivious to his surroundings and drives straight through red lights.

    Or, when you spend a good portion of time over the past few days on a particular matter and set out everything very clearly in an easy to follow file. Response from a colleague? "Do I have to read this? Can you give me this in bullet points?" Mutter grumble mumble I'll give you a fúcking bullet, you colossal bóllox... mutter mumble

    I reckon Sartre had it right. Hell really is other people. Especially on Thursdays. And Mondays.

    :D
    I like this post


  • #3508
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    Ikea


  • #3509
    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    catallus wrote: »
    ^^

    Giggity.

    Don't check his browser history :)

    What?


  • #3510
    fussyonion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,823 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    The Square in Tallaght has always annoyed me and I don't know why.
    It was always the nearest shopping centre to me growing up so I know the place inside out, but since moving away from Tallaght, it's not often I go there for anything.

    However, today I did. And I left the place feeling exhausted!
    (It's funny, lots of people say they feel angry/tired/agitated being in the place).

    I had to go shopping for groceries and then go to Boots, then to Heatons, then to Skechers and H.Samuel, then push the big heavy trolley around Dealz...the place was jammed full of people and a child was being pushed around the shop in one of those toy cars that the shopping centre hires out.

    I couldn't go down the aisles I wanted to freely because there were so many people there. I felt stressed, my back was killing me, as were my feet, I was hungry and I just wanted to go home.

    Got everything on my list, then left the shopping centre.
    Got home and remembered that the VERY THING I went there for I forgot.
    :mad:

    PS What the frig does "giggity" mean?
    It's highly irritating.


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  • #3511
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    LexieOnRale wrote: »
    What?

    You heard me.

    #~ Just Let It GOooooooooo :)


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